Despite the fact that about $100k is scammed from me annually, plus I lost 1,100,000mBTC two weeks back and possibly more last week, the following statement is true:
"I have never possessed the private key to any less than 2,400,000mBTC nor any more than 35,000,000mBTC, at any time since the beginning of 2012."
I guess that puts me on the map. I think I was among the wealthiest people in the summit.
You should really do something about your security situation if you're being scammed out of that much on a regular basis.
You should pay someone to physically recover these assets if you know who stole them. This is easily arranged for a percentage of anything recovered.
I don't even know yet whether bitcoins were stolen or lost during the summit (and the latter we can never know conclusively).
I am already spending quite much on security. But it is sometimes smarter than you think (and definitely more expensive). The total size of my delegation in Haikko was 10. By "my delegation" I mean everybody (and the families thereof) who was there full time at my expense, was or was not paid for his time, and took orders from me, NOT including the hotel staff, who ceased taking orders at some point, prompting me to evacuate the area for ongoing security concerns.
I have several juicy stories on how seriously I took the security and how blatantly, almost criminally, the hotel failed in most counts.
What I am currently waiting for, is an official apology in writing from the CEO of Vuoristo-Yhtiöt Oy, Juha Mähönen (or any of his superiors, in case he is fired). The apology will be published in bitcointalk.
Otherwise they will have to provide me an opportunity to pay the hotel bill. Even this was too difficult for the hotel yesterday.