And... whats with all the naked kids in heaven? Are those the 72 virgins?
Damn I hope no! I want Sasha Grey
What is that thing in Saint Peter's hand? Is he touching that boy's penis with a whip?
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And... whats with all the naked kids in heaven? Are those the 72 virgins?
Damn I hope no! I want Sasha Grey
What is that thing in Saint Peter's hand? Is he touching that boy's penis with a whip?
And... whats with all the naked kids in heaven? Are those the 72 virgins?
Damn I hope no! I want Sasha Grey
Let's clear this once and for all:
- all women go to heaven - bitches, sluts, whores
- men go to heaven if they're worthy
- last thing: Moloch - you are a inferior creation, God knows best - stop questioning His will!
(aren't I right BAD Decker?)
- all women go to heaven - bitches, sluts, whores
- men go to heaven if they're worthy
- last thing: Moloch - you are a inferior creation, God knows best - stop questioning His will!
(aren't I right BAD Decker?)
At least it would explain why there are enough women.
So one man goes to heaven every women!
And you get even the biggest sluts in the world!
Who will get Sasha Grey then? :3
She has such a big "soul".
She's "open" to everyone.
That's why she'll be the first to heaven. To welcome each and everyone of us there.
I thought Saint Peter was the Walmart greeter of heaven...
I sure hope he doesn't welcome us with his wide, gaping, soul
You don't know they're not one and the same person. Everything's possible, isn't it BADecker, old chap?
Let's clear this once and for all:
- all women go to heaven - bitches, sluts, whores
- men go to heaven if they're worthy
- last thing: Moloch - you are a inferior creation, God knows best - stop questioning His will!
(aren't I right BAD Decker?)
- all women go to heaven - bitches, sluts, whores
- men go to heaven if they're worthy
- last thing: Moloch - you are a inferior creation, God knows best - stop questioning His will!
(aren't I right BAD Decker?)
At least it would explain why there are enough women.
So one man goes to heaven every women!
And you get even the biggest sluts in the world!
Who will get Sasha Grey then? :3
She has such a big "soul".
She's "open" to everyone.
That's why she'll be the first to heaven. To welcome each and everyone of us there.
I thought Saint Peter was the Walmart greeter of heaven...
I sure hope he doesn't welcome us with his wide, gaping, soul
And... whats with all the naked kids in heaven? Are those the 72 virgins?
Let's clear this once and for all:
- all women go to heaven - bitches, sluts, whores
- men go to heaven if they're worthy
- last thing: Moloch - you are a inferior creation, God knows best - stop questioning His will!
(aren't I right BAD Decker?)
- all women go to heaven - bitches, sluts, whores
- men go to heaven if they're worthy
- last thing: Moloch - you are a inferior creation, God knows best - stop questioning His will!
(aren't I right BAD Decker?)
At least it would explain why there are enough women.
So one man goes to heaven every women!
And you get even the biggest sluts in the world!
Who will get Sasha Grey then? :3
She has such a big "soul".
She's "open" to everyone.
That's why she'll be the first to heaven. To welcome each and everyone of us there.
Let's clear this once and for all:
- all women go to heaven - bitches, sluts, whores
- men go to heaven if they're worthy
- last thing: Moloch - you are a inferior creation, God knows best - stop questioning His will!
(aren't I right BAD Decker?)
- all women go to heaven - bitches, sluts, whores
- men go to heaven if they're worthy
- last thing: Moloch - you are a inferior creation, God knows best - stop questioning His will!
(aren't I right BAD Decker?)
At least it would explain why there are enough women.
So one man goes to heaven every women!
And you get even the biggest sluts in the world!
Who will get Sasha Grey then? :3
Let's clear this once and for all:
- all women go to heaven - bitches, sluts, whores
- men go to heaven if they're worthy
- last thing: Moloch - you are a inferior creation, God knows best - stop questioning His will!
(aren't I right BAD Decker?)
- all women go to heaven - bitches, sluts, whores
- men go to heaven if they're worthy
- last thing: Moloch - you are a inferior creation, God knows best - stop questioning His will!
(aren't I right BAD Decker?)
Are you sure you can handle 72 virgins? I mean that's a lot of punani to take care of.
May be 4 every day. All the 72 will be used within 18 days time.
Then you need to exchange your virgins with someone else, to get fresh supplies. However, I am having certain doubts regarding this. The most important of them are:
1. Is there a supply of viagra in the heaven?
2. Are the virgins free from STDs such as syphilis and HIV?
3. Are all of them over the age of 18?
The other question is: can you get a mix of virgins and not virgins, because virgins are cool and al but that's not what I prefer :-/
The real question is... What do women get?
Do women also get 72 virgins, or do they just get fucked for eternity?
Also, why are there 72 times as many women in heaven? Are women morally superior to men? How did so many get there?
Why does God never show up to clarify these questions?
Why didn't God write more clearly the first time he wrote it down?
It's heaven. I'm sure you can get whatever you prefer.
And what if I prefer sluts and men? ^^
It's heaven. I'm sure you can get whatever you prefer.
And what if I prefer sluts and men? ^^
It's heaven. I'm sure you can get whatever you prefer.
Are you sure you can handle 72 virgins? I mean that's a lot of punani to take care of.
May be 4 every day. All the 72 will be used within 18 days time.
Then you need to exchange your virgins with someone else, to get fresh supplies. However, I am having certain doubts regarding this. The most important of them are:
1. Is there a supply of viagra in the heaven?
2. Are the virgins free from STDs such as syphilis and HIV?
3. Are all of them over the age of 18?
The other question is: can you get a mix of virgins and not virgins, because virgins are cool and al but that's not what I prefer :-/
Are you sure you can handle 72 virgins? I mean that's a lot of punani to take care of.
May be 4 every day. All the 72 will be used within 18 days time.
Then you need to exchange your virgins with someone else, to get fresh supplies. However, I am having certain doubts regarding this. The most important of them are:
1. Is there a supply of viagra in the heaven?
2. Are the virgins free from STDs such as syphilis and HIV?
3. Are all of them over the age of 18?
At least Allah promises me 72 virgins... God only promises me gold... in heaven... but, if everyone has tons of gold... it's worthless, duh!
What the fuck good is gold in heaven?!? Your God doesn't even now how to properly bribe a man!
Everyone knows... real gods bribe you with Bitcoin! That's why I find every 666th bitcoin block... because I'm a true believer
Are you sure you can handle 72 virgins? I mean that's a lot of punani to take care of.
Actually, I was thinking 72 is not nearly enough...
I mean, have you thought about how long eternity is?
Lets say I use them sparingly... I only wear out 1 virgin every year... after 72 years, I'm all out of virgins, and I still have infinite years left
Well, that means an infinity years to teach your no longer virgins how to take care of you :3
Not a bad deal in my opinion ^^
Why most of atheists here on this forum feel so threatened that they have to attack against religious world view all the time?
Are they so insecure about their own world view? Why they are so scared?
Are they so insecure about their own world view? Why they are so scared?
Atheists are neither threatened nor scared...
Atheists have been under attack from Christians since... well... forever...
Atheists are only now beginning to defend themselves against all the lies and slander that Christians have thrown at us throughout the centuries... It's self-defense
Atheists want to remove all the crazy laws that Christians have established in this country... like laws that allow you to murder your child in the name of religion (prayer in lieu of medical treatment)... homophobic laws... (previously slavery... look it up... Christians used the bible to support slavery!)... shall I bring up the witch-hunts (I live in the city where that happened)?
Scared? No... Tired of being pushed around? Yes!
Exactly. Atheists have been persecuted by religions since the begining of Mankind and they still are...
We should burn the religious alive to teach them a bit!
Poor little atheists. Of course, your atheist buddies, Stalin, Hitler, Mao, and all the rest, persecuted more of you, their fellow atheists, than other religions could ever think of doing.
It's not because one's kill more than the other actions don't count...
At least Allah promises me 72 virgins... God only promises me gold... in heaven... but, if everyone has tons of gold... it's worthless, duh!
What the fuck good is gold in heaven?!? Your God doesn't even now how to properly bribe a man!
Everyone knows... real gods bribe you with Bitcoin! That's why I find every 666th bitcoin block... because I'm a true believer
Are you sure you can handle 72 virgins? I mean that's a lot of punani to take care of.
Actually, I was thinking 72 is not nearly enough...
I mean, have you thought about how long eternity is?
Lets say I use them sparingly... I only wear out 1 virgin every year... after 72 years, I'm all out of virgins, and I still have infinite years left
Must be some programming error on a line of code.
At least Allah promises me 72 virgins... God only promises me gold... in heaven... but, if everyone has tons of gold... it's worthless, duh!
What the fuck good is gold in heaven?!? Your God doesn't even now how to properly bribe a man!
Everyone knows... real gods bribe you with Bitcoin! That's why I find every 666th bitcoin block... because I'm a true believer
Are you sure you can handle 72 virgins? I mean that's a lot of punani to take care of.
Actually, I was thinking 72 is not nearly enough...
I mean, have you thought about how long eternity is?
Lets say I use them sparingly... I only wear out 1 virgin every year... after 72 years, I'm all out of virgins, and I still have infinite years left
why would I want to deny you your extra Heavenly reward for saving them, the reward the Father will give you
Ooh, nobody said anything about presents...
Could you elaborate on these gifts that Father gives me?
Saint Paul tells us that we don't even know what we will be like in Heaven.
First Corinthians 3:14 says:
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If what he has built survives, he will receive his reward.
What? That's it? Just some generic "reward"?!? That's the best you got?
That's worse than God's, "streets paved with gold", idea... which is a horrible idea to anyone who knows that pure gold is a very soft metal... I'd prolly be the mexican that God makes repave that shit every week
That's what faith is all about. Surely, I would like to know more, just like you. But if it doesn't allow my faith to be as strong - since we can't understand what things will be like within the new physics of Heaven - I would rather have the stronger faith than more knowledge.
At least Allah promises me 72 virgins... God only promises me gold... in heaven... but, if everyone has tons of gold... it's worthless, duh!
What the fuck good is gold in heaven?!? Your God doesn't even now how to properly bribe a man!
Everyone knows... real gods bribe you with Bitcoin! That's why I find every 666th bitcoin block... because I'm a true believer
Are you sure you can handle 72 virgins? I mean that's a lot of punani to take care of.
why would I want to deny you your extra Heavenly reward for saving them, the reward the Father will give you
Ooh, nobody said anything about presents...
Could you elaborate on these gifts that Father gives me?
Saint Paul tells us that we don't even know what we will be like in Heaven.
First Corinthians 3:14 says:
Quote
If what he has built survives, he will receive his reward.
What? That's it? Just some generic "reward"?!? That's the best you got?
That's worse than God's, "streets paved with gold", idea... which is a horrible idea to anyone who knows that pure gold is a very soft metal... I'd prolly be the mexican that God makes repave that shit every week
That's what faith is all about. Surely, I would like to know more, just like you. But if it doesn't allow my faith to be as strong - since we can't understand what things will be like within the new physics of Heaven - I would rather have the stronger faith than more knowledge.
At least Allah promises me 72 virgins... God only promises me gold... in heaven... but, if everyone has tons of gold... it's worthless, duh!
What the fuck good is gold in heaven?!? Your God doesn't even now how to properly bribe a man!
Everyone knows... real gods bribe you with Bitcoin! That's why I find every 666th bitcoin block... because I'm a true believer
why would I want to deny you your extra Heavenly reward for saving them, the reward the Father will give you
Ooh, nobody said anything about presents...
Could you elaborate on these gifts that Father gives me?
Saint Paul tells us that we don't even know what we will be like in Heaven.
First Corinthians 3:14 says:
Quote
If what he has built survives, he will receive his reward.
What? That's it? Just some generic "reward"?!? That's the best you got?
That's worse than God's, "streets paved with gold", idea... which is a horrible idea to anyone who knows that pure gold is a very soft metal... I'd prolly be the mexican that God makes repave that shit every week
That's what faith is all about. Surely, I would like to know more, just like you. But if it doesn't allow my faith to be as strong - since we can't understand what things will be like within the new physics of Heaven - I would rather have the stronger faith than more knowledge.
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