If Atheists Went to Heaven (Animated)
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Topic: Why Atheists Feel So Threatened (Read 3214 times)
You get peace and quiet. No bitching or complaining. And the more beer you drink, the more defined you six pack is.
If the men get 72 virgins, what do the women get?
Women get the shitty end of the stick in heaven too?... Dayum
Women get the shitty end of the stick in heaven too?... Dayum
Well they get lots of piece. They have to take care of 1 man but they're 72 for that! So it's far better than on Earth!!!
And one man gets his 72 women...
Depends on the women but that can be close to hell IMHO
I couldn't imagine having to listen to 72 women complain about their day
Seriously... what do you get in heaven if you have been good?
Well maybe if you're really good you get only well selected pornstars, then it becomes much more interesting!
If the men get 72 virgins, what do the women get?
Women get the shitty end of the stick in heaven too?... Dayum
Women get the shitty end of the stick in heaven too?... Dayum
Well they get lots of piece. They have to take care of 1 man but they're 72 for that! So it's far better than on Earth!!!
And one man gets his 72 women...
Depends on the women but that can be close to hell IMHO
it is the biggest lie that i have ver heart .. it is so insane
If you read the bible over and over that would create a interesting dynamic inside the brain. Imagine how strong the connections in the brain would be related to religion. That would be one super annoying person to deal with on a day to day.
If the men get 72 virgins, what do the women get?
Women get the shitty end of the stick in heaven too?... Dayum
Women get the shitty end of the stick in heaven too?... Dayum
Well they get lots of piece. They have to take care of 1 man but they're 72 for that! So it's far better than on Earth!!!
And one man gets his 72 women...
Depends on the women but that can be close to hell IMHO
I couldn't imagine having to listen to 72 women complain about their day
Seriously... what do you get in heaven if you have been good?
Maybe pray some more and read the Bible, again, over and over. I don't know, this heaven and hell idea is beyond me.
If the men get 72 virgins, what do the women get?
Women get the shitty end of the stick in heaven too?... Dayum
Women get the shitty end of the stick in heaven too?... Dayum
Well they get lots of piece. They have to take care of 1 man but they're 72 for that! So it's far better than on Earth!!!
And one man gets his 72 women...
Depends on the women but that can be close to hell IMHO
I couldn't imagine having to listen to 72 women complain about their day
Seriously... what do you get in heaven if you have been good?
Atheists are neither threatened nor scared...
Atheists have been under attack from Christians since... well... forever...
Atheists are only now beginning to defend themselves against all the lies and slander that Christians have thrown at us throughout the centuries... It's self-defense
Atheists want to remove all the crazy laws that Christians have established in this country... like laws that allow you to murder your child in the name of religion (prayer in lieu of medical treatment)... homophobic laws... (previously slavery... look it up... Christians used the bible to support slavery!)... shall I bring up the witch-hunts (I live in the city where that happened)?
Scared? No... Tired of being pushed around? Yes!
Atheists have been under attack from Christians since... well... forever...
Atheists are only now beginning to defend themselves against all the lies and slander that Christians have thrown at us throughout the centuries... It's self-defense
Atheists want to remove all the crazy laws that Christians have established in this country... like laws that allow you to murder your child in the name of religion (prayer in lieu of medical treatment)... homophobic laws... (previously slavery... look it up... Christians used the bible to support slavery!)... shall I bring up the witch-hunts (I live in the city where that happened)?
Scared? No... Tired of being pushed around? Yes!
Well, atheist started defending themselves en mass since 07/11/1917, and they caught up pretty quickly and efficiently:
Like laws that allow you to murder and torture anyone including children in the name of ideology... homophobic laws... slave labour ... shall I bring up the show trials?
So my atheist friend you might want to realize that any sort of ideology (religions and isms are all included) can be turned to vehicles of ignorance, stupidity, oppression and mass murder. If you want to get rid of these things you have to change human psyche
. If the men get 72 virgins, what do the women get?
Women get the shitty end of the stick in heaven too?... Dayum
Women get the shitty end of the stick in heaven too?... Dayum
Well they get lots of piece. They have to take care of 1 man but they're 72 for that! So it's far better than on Earth!!!
And one man gets his 72 women...
Depends on the women but that can be close to hell IMHO
If the men get 72 virgins, what do the women get?
Women get the shitty end of the stick in heaven too?... Dayum
Women get the shitty end of the stick in heaven too?... Dayum
Well they get lots of piece. They have to take care of 1 man but they're 72 for that! So it's far better than on Earth!!!
Almost no work at all. Just like they like it. Just like Peggy Bundy.
If the men get 72 virgins, what do the women get?
Women get the shitty end of the stick in heaven too?... Dayum
Women get the shitty end of the stick in heaven too?... Dayum
Well they get lots of piece. They have to take care of 1 man but they're 72 for that! So it's far better than on Earth!!!
Have you read the acid trip that is Revelations?
The Book of Revelations is not an acid trip, it simply describes the state of humanity and events soon to come in these last times
You can pick many instances in history, even in the last thirty years or so, and connect the dots if you wish.
They are relevant if you want them to be, you can take any slant you want with revelations, does not make it true.
Where do you think most hollywood sript writers get ideas from, and there has been many disaster movies over the years, all depicting something similar to revelations.
It can be anything you want your imagination to think it is.
Imagination
Not a bad read, and when you go read it, after a few years your perspective changes, yep imagination.
Parables no longer work on todays mind, we are better than that, not little brained at all.
Every woman gets a 72 year old virgin man with thick taped glasses.
I don't understand how Muslim women put up with that... They get abused on earth, then again in heaven?...
Why aren't all Muslim women Atheists?
Because... [static]... Decker.
Every woman gets a 72 year old virgin man with thick taped glasses.
I don't understand how Muslim women put up with that... They get abused on earth, then again in heaven?...
Why aren't all Muslim women Atheists?
Every woman gets a 72 year old virgin man with thick taped glasses.
If the men get 72 virgins, what do the women get?
Women get the shitty end of the stick in heaven too?... Dayum
Women get the shitty end of the stick in heaven too?... Dayum
No one said they're gonna be young. Or cute. Just virgins.
Have fun with that.
Have fun with that.
Damn! Imagine in the midle you have the 86 years old none?
No one said they're gonna be young. Or cute. Just virgins.
Have fun with that.
Have fun with that.
Let's clear this once and for all:
- all women go to heaven - bitches, sluts, whores
- men go to heaven if they're worthy
- last thing: Moloch - you are a inferior creation, God knows best - stop questioning His will!
(aren't I right BAD Decker?)
- all women go to heaven - bitches, sluts, whores
- men go to heaven if they're worthy
- last thing: Moloch - you are a inferior creation, God knows best - stop questioning His will!
(aren't I right BAD Decker?)
At least it would explain why there are enough women.
So one man goes to heaven every women!
And you get even the biggest sluts in the world!
Who will get Sasha Grey then? :3
It's something I'd like to test.
let's just hope that I'll be the one on 72. Imagine, eternity with 72 women. damn isn't it hell in fact?
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