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Vod
legendary
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Licking my boob since 1970
Yes.  You can bang anyone you desire in heaven, there are infinite dimensions, infinite people and infinite possibilities, all you must do is believe.  You will live forever but you cannot really own the universe.  The universe is for all as we are all one.  You are the universe.

Which proves heaven is just in your mind.  What if the chick you wanted to bang didn't want to bang you?  How would that be heaven for her?  It would be rape.



Perhaps it's an exact replica of said girl with the only difference that she indeed would agree to having sex with you?

Right, which I just edited my above post to say, if it's not really her, it's not reality.  It's no different than you dreaming of banging her.  In your dream, she agrees to anything.  Smiley


Ah yeah, point. However this whole idea still only exists in one's imagination, and therefore discussing it is indeed quite difficult and perhaps pointless. Smiley

I agree.  This entire time, I thought dank was talking about an actual concert.  He's just talking about dreaming about the concert.  That is certainly doable, and the best part is you and I don't have to listen to the music.  Smiley
full member
Activity: 224
Merit: 101
Yes.  You can bang anyone you desire in heaven, there are infinite dimensions, infinite people and infinite possibilities, all you must do is believe.  You will live forever but you cannot really own the universe.  The universe is for all as we are all one.  You are the universe.

Which proves heaven is just in your mind.  What if the chick you wanted to bang didn't want to bang you?  How would that be heaven for her?  It would be rape.



Perhaps it's an exact replica of said girl with the only difference that she indeed would agree to having sex with you?

Right, which I just edited my above post to say, if it's not really her, it's not reality.  It's no different than you dreaming of banging her.  In your dream, she agrees to anything.  Smiley


Ah yeah, point. However this whole idea still only exists in one's imagination, and therefore discussing it is indeed quite difficult and perhaps pointless. Smiley
legendary
Activity: 1134
Merit: 1002
You cannot kill love
Yes.  You can bang anyone you desire in heaven, there are infinite dimensions, infinite people and infinite possibilities, all you must do is believe.  You will live forever but you cannot really own the universe.  The universe is for all as we are all one.  You are the universe.

Which proves heaven is just in your mind.  What if the chick you wanted to bang didn't want to bang you?  How would that be heaven for her?  It would be rape.

Alternate dimensions?  So you are not really banging her, you are banging your vision of her.  Which is just in your mind.

There are infinite yous and infinite mes, we are constantly switching dimensions already.  Everything is in your head as it is now.  It's the same except you will be without negativity.
Vod
legendary
Activity: 3668
Merit: 3010
Licking my boob since 1970
Yes.  You can bang anyone you desire in heaven, there are infinite dimensions, infinite people and infinite possibilities, all you must do is believe.  You will live forever but you cannot really own the universe.  The universe is for all as we are all one.  You are the universe.

Which proves heaven is just in your mind.  What if the chick you wanted to bang didn't want to bang you?  How would that be heaven for her?  It would be rape.



Perhaps it's an exact replica of said girl with the only difference that she indeed would agree to having sex with you?

Right, which I just edited my above post to say, if it's not really her, it's not reality.  It's no different than you dreaming of banging her.  In your dream, she agrees to anything.  Smiley

full member
Activity: 224
Merit: 101
Yes.  You can bang anyone you desire in heaven, there are infinite dimensions, infinite people and infinite possibilities, all you must do is believe.  You will live forever but you cannot really own the universe.  The universe is for all as we are all one.  You are the universe.

Which proves heaven is just in your mind.  What if the chick you wanted to bang didn't want to bang you?  How would that be heaven for her?  It would be rape.



Perhaps it's an exact replica of said girl with the only difference that she indeed would agree to having sex with you?
Vod
legendary
Activity: 3668
Merit: 3010
Licking my boob since 1970
Yes.  You can bang anyone you desire in heaven, there are infinite dimensions, infinite people and infinite possibilities, all you must do is believe.  You will live forever but you cannot really own the universe.  The universe is for all as we are all one.  You are the universe.

Which proves heaven is just in your mind.  What if the chick you wanted to bang didn't want to bang you?  How would that be heaven for her?  It would be rape.

Alternate dimensions?  So you are not really banging her, you are banging your vision of her.  Which is just in your mind.

Vod
legendary
Activity: 3668
Merit: 3010
Licking my boob since 1970
So I take it you won't even put up 1 btc?  You'll just make claims and never back them up?

I take it you won't be going for the million dollar prize to fund your concert?

You're nothing more than a forum idiot

 Cheesy
legendary
Activity: 1134
Merit: 1002
You cannot kill love
1. BTC will be worthless after the concert, we will enter heaven after singularity.
2. Acknowledging that my soul is burdened by a debt is not me relinquishing my consciousness.
3. My hand gravitated towards the ceiling a couple weeks ago, consciously.  I have flown in dreams a dozens times probably and can do so on command.  If your mind can create that happening in a dream, it can in life.
4. Your judgments apply to no one but yourself vod.  You calling me the forum idiot is only applicable to yourself.  Your opinion is subjective.


Why did you ignore the point that you gave your soul to squall?  Without your soul, you can't do shit.  That's a guarantee I'll put bitcoins behind.

It is general consensus that you are the forum idiot - after a certain point, a sane person realizes if many people believe something, it might be true.  This is more proof you are mentally ill.

So, since you can't afford 500 btc, let's knock it down 1/500th.  Let's each put up a bitcoin and you win if you have a concert where 2,000 people (1/500th of one million) come to hear you play.  Anytime in 2014.  You game?


Uh, refer to #2.

One question I still have unanswered. Is he a lunatic or a troll?

He has admitted to doing drugs while his mind was developing - odds are he has a mental illness and actually believes what he posts.

Originally, the "One Million Dollar Paranormal Challenge" restricted applicants to those that had an established social precense.  This was to weed out those with mental illness.  (TRUE STORY!)  http://archive.wired.com/science/discoveries/news/2007/01/72482

But now, anyone can apply.  Dank could apply tomorrow, but it would finally prove he was just a normal, albeit brain damaged, person.
That's the hard part about the internet, you'll never be able to know if he's just playing a game, laughing at his own posts, or if he actually believes in what he types.

Do you think Jesus was serious about the things he taught?

And how exactly does one reach this level of understanding and then use these truths to troll?  Trolls feed off negativity, like vod, not positivity.

If your mind can create that happening in a dream, it can in life.

Holy shit! I had a dream that I was banging three hot celebrity chicks, are you saying I can manifest that in real life? Teach me the way Jedi Master! Also I want 100 trillion dollars and exclusive ownership of Mars. Also to live forever.

Yes.  You can bang anyone you desire in heaven, there are infinite dimensions, infinite people and infinite possibilities, all you must do is believe.  You will live forever but you cannot really own the universe.  The universe is for all as we are all one.  You are the universe.
full member
Activity: 224
Merit: 101
If your mind can create that happening in a dream, it can in life.

Holy shit! I had a dream that I was banging three hot celebrity chicks, are you saying I can manifest that in real life? Teach me the way Jedi Master! Also I want 100 trillion dollars and exclusive ownership of Mars. Also to live forever.
When you've done as much drugs as I suspect Dank has you'll see, that all those things will come true eventually.
full member
Activity: 182
Merit: 100
If your mind can create that happening in a dream, it can in life.

Holy shit! I had a dream that I was banging three hot celebrity chicks, are you saying I can manifest that in real life? Teach me the way Jedi Master! Also I want 100 trillion dollars and exclusive ownership of Mars. Also to live forever.
full member
Activity: 224
Merit: 101
I guess I'd also check out atlantis and find out where we came from and hey how bout check out the future so I can live like a king and bet big on winning stocks and such.
Are you drunk? I often read your post but this one contained no punctation whatsoever Cheesy
hero member
Activity: 798
Merit: 500
Time is on our side, yes it is!
I guess I'd also check out atlantis and find out where we came from and hey how bout check out the future so I can live like a king and bet big on winning stocks and such.
full member
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Merit: 100
2009

:-/

I should just suicide. Riches aint happening for me.
Or perhaps you don't need to consider ending your life just because you're not 'getting rich quickly'?
There are more things to life. Smiley

I don't want to be super rich, I would just like to have enough money to actually do things.

Being broke all the time fucking sucks.
Have you considered getting an education and a well paid job afterwards?

The education system fucked me over hard. I only have a Grade 8 education, 6 months of drywall experience from 2 years ago.
No one ever responds to my resumes.

I am considering applying myself and making an indie game with the hope of making a small fortune.

Problem with that is I have extreme OCD. I've been fiddling with my color palette for the past 2 days.
Vod
legendary
Activity: 3668
Merit: 3010
Licking my boob since 1970
1. BTC will be worthless after the concert, we will enter heaven after singularity.
2. Acknowledging that my soul is burdened by a debt is not me relinquishing my consciousness.
3. My hand gravitated towards the ceiling a couple weeks ago, consciously.  I have flown in dreams a dozens times probably and can do so on command.  If your mind can create that happening in a dream, it can in life.
4. Your judgments apply to no one but yourself vod.  You calling me the forum idiot is only applicable to yourself.  Your opinion is subjective.


Why did you ignore the point that you gave your soul to squall?  Without your soul, you can't do shit.  That's a guarantee I'll put bitcoins behind.

It is general consensus that you are the forum idiot - after a certain point, a sane person realizes if many people believe something, it might be true.  This is more proof you are mentally ill.

So, since you can't afford 500 btc, let's knock it down 1/500th.  Let's each put up a bitcoin and you win if you have a concert where 2,000 people (1/500th of one million) come to hear you play.  Anytime in 2014.  You game?


full member
Activity: 224
Merit: 101
One question I still have unanswered. Is he a lunatic or a troll?

He has admitted to doing drugs while his mind was developing - odds are he has a mental illness and actually believes what he posts.

Originally, the "One Million Dollar Paranormal Challenge" restricted applicants to those that had an established social precense.  This was to weed out those with mental illness.  (TRUE STORY!)  http://archive.wired.com/science/discoveries/news/2007/01/72482

But now, anyone can apply.  Dank could apply tomorrow, but it would finally prove he was just a normal, albeit brain damaged, person.
That's the hard part about the internet, you'll never be able to know if he's just playing a game, laughing at his own posts, or if he actually believes in what he types.
Vod
legendary
Activity: 3668
Merit: 3010
Licking my boob since 1970
One question I still have unanswered. Is he a lunatic or a troll?

He has admitted to doing drugs while his mind was developing - odds are he has a mental illness and actually believes what he posts.

Originally, the "One Million Dollar Paranormal Challenge" restricted applicants to those that had an established social precense.  This was to weed out those with mental illness.  (TRUE STORY!)  http://archive.wired.com/science/discoveries/news/2007/01/72482

But now, anyone can apply.  Dank could apply tomorrow, but it would finally prove he was just a normal, albeit brain damaged, person.
full member
Activity: 224
Merit: 101
So you're actually creating this music because you think it is good? I just want it clarified before I pass judgement on you.
One constructive thing I can say though that's not about the quality of the music, but rather of the sound, is that I've never EVER heard a more headache-inducing guitar tone.

Tune yourself to the universe and you will hear the beauty in my music.

2009

:-/

I should just suicide. Riches aint happening for me.
Or perhaps you don't need to consider ending your life just because you're not 'getting rich quickly'?
There are more things to life. Smiley

Exactly, love is infinitely better than anything money can buy you.


You're talking about yourself vod.  I have already defied gravity and seeing physics violated many times, I know damn well I can and will fly at that concert.

"With the power of soul, anything is possible" - Jimi Hendrix

First dank, you are considered the forum idiot.  I am considered the forum scam buster.   Wink

Second, your concert will never happen, and you have never violated any physical law.  I'll put 500btc on that concert bet right now.

Finally, you gave your soul to squall, remember?   You have less spiritual power than I do, and I don't believe in a soul.

1. BTC will be worthless after the concert, we will enter heaven after singularity.
2. Acknowledging that my soul is burdened by a debt is not me relinquishing my consciousness.
3. My hand gravitated towards the ceiling a couple weeks ago, consciously.  I have flown in dreams a dozens times probably and can do so on command.  If your mind can create that happening in a dream, it can in life.
4. Your judgments apply to no one but yourself vod.  You calling me the forum idiot is only applicable to yourself.  Your opinion is subjective.

I also want to point out, dank could have a million dollars next month if he could actually defy gravity, even once.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Million_Dollar_Paranormal_Challenge

Why is he begging for loans if he is able to earn $1,000,000?  Why is he only able to defy gravity when he is shooting up and no one else is around?  Because he is lying.
One question I still have unanswered. Is he a lunatic or a troll?

Call me crazy if you wish but I am more sane than nearly all of the world.

"You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are." - The Mad Hatter

"The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do." - Steve Jobs

And yes, both Steve Jobs and the creator of Alice and wondering tripped on psychedelics.

The fact is we are all crazy.  We live in a world where we constantly eat each other and praise greed.  Our world is backwards and we are becoming aware and correcting our ways.
Yeah well unlike you Jobs actually had something to show for.
full member
Activity: 224
Merit: 101
2009

:-/

I should just suicide. Riches aint happening for me.
Or perhaps you don't need to consider ending your life just because you're not 'getting rich quickly'?
There are more things to life. Smiley

I don't want to be super rich, I would just like to have enough money to actually do things.

Being broke all the time fucking sucks.
Have you considered getting an education and a well paid job afterwards?
legendary
Activity: 1134
Merit: 1002
You cannot kill love
So you're actually creating this music because you think it is good? I just want it clarified before I pass judgement on you.
One constructive thing I can say though that's not about the quality of the music, but rather of the sound, is that I've never EVER heard a more headache-inducing guitar tone.

Tune yourself to the universe and you will hear the beauty in my music.

2009

:-/

I should just suicide. Riches aint happening for me.
Or perhaps you don't need to consider ending your life just because you're not 'getting rich quickly'?
There are more things to life. Smiley

Exactly, love is infinitely better than anything money can buy you.


You're talking about yourself vod.  I have already defied gravity and seeing physics violated many times, I know damn well I can and will fly at that concert.

"With the power of soul, anything is possible" - Jimi Hendrix

First dank, you are considered the forum idiot.  I am considered the forum scam buster.   Wink

Second, your concert will never happen, and you have never violated any physical law.  I'll put 500btc on that concert bet right now.

Finally, you gave your soul to squall, remember?   You have less spiritual power than I do, and I don't believe in a soul.

1. BTC will be worthless after the concert, we will enter heaven after singularity.
2. Acknowledging that my soul is burdened by a debt is not me relinquishing my consciousness.
3. My hand gravitated towards the ceiling a couple weeks ago, consciously.  I have flown in dreams a dozens times probably and can do so on command.  If your mind can create that happening in a dream, it can in life.
4. Your judgments apply to no one but yourself vod.  You calling me the forum idiot is only applicable to yourself.  Your opinion is subjective.

I also want to point out, dank could have a million dollars next month if he could actually defy gravity, even once.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Million_Dollar_Paranormal_Challenge

Why is he begging for loans if he is able to earn $1,000,000?  Why is he only able to defy gravity when he is shooting up and no one else is around?  Because he is lying.
One question I still have unanswered. Is he a lunatic or a troll?

Call me crazy if you wish but I am more sane than nearly all of the world.

"You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are." - The Mad Hatter

"The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do." - Steve Jobs

And yes, both Steve Jobs and the creator of Alice and wondering tripped on psychedelics.

The fact is we are all crazy.  We live in a world where we constantly eat each other and praise greed.  Our world is backwards and we are becoming aware and correcting our ways.
full member
Activity: 227
Merit: 100
Take me back to 80's, and I would go fishing all the time. The rivers were cleaner at least.
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