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Topic: Your time machine is here...what year would you like? - page 16. (Read 8517 times)

legendary
Activity: 1918
Merit: 1018
Id like to be at 10000a.d

Let's hope it will be better than now
http://www.futuretimeline.net/beyond.htm

I would like to go to 1950 and spend time with Marilyn Monroe

You will need to use your 2014 knowledge to become someone that is invited in parties where Marilyn Monroe was going
Vod
legendary
Activity: 3668
Merit: 3010
Licking my boob since 1970
Notice how dank was unable to answer a single question about heaven?

One minute he says we will all share heaven - the next minute he says we each have our own reality.

He has no clue.

 Cheesy
hero member
Activity: 770
Merit: 500
I would like to go to 1950 and spend time with Marilyn Monroe
sr. member
Activity: 266
Merit: 250
Id like to be at 10000a.d
hero member
Activity: 798
Merit: 500
Time is on our side, yes it is!
I guess I'd also check out atlantis and find out where we came from and hey how bout check out the future so I can live like a king and bet big on winning stocks and such.
Are you drunk? I often read your post but this one contained no punctation whatsoever Cheesy

LOL no I was most likely on the verge of falling asleep when I wrote this.  I think it is hilarious that you noticed and asked.  I hope I didn't let you down haha.  Smiley
legendary
Activity: 1134
Merit: 1002
You cannot kill love
I want some of what this dank guy is smoking.

He got it from SR 2.0 for $25 (+ Shipping). I heard that it is a new synthetic drug, which is actually a mix of Krokodil, LSD and DMT. You need to contact him through PM, to get the details of the vendor. And also, don't overdose yourself.

Krokodil?

To be as I am.  To be god, I'd recommend LSD.  LSD is the most forgiving psychedelic, you can also have a great time with Lucy.  Shrooms are shorter but more intense, my first 2 gram trip was very intense and bad for the first 30 minutes but then became very good.  You learn from bad trips, so they're really not bad in the end.

Note: tripping a few times is not going to make you as far out as me, but it will help you understand.  I have plunged deep in the lake of psychedelics to find the bottomless trench that is the rabbit hole.  It will bring you peace and show you the way.  You may even fall in love with a girl afterwards too.

If you wish to see the highest level, order some ayahuasca, the plants are legal and it is a very spiritual compound.  Definitely not recreational, but it will help clean your karma up.  You don't even have to drink a lot to benefit from it, I find myself functional on small sips.

Weed is really not the most enlightening, but it is very easy on the mind.  It is good for beginners but will lack the full experience and spirituality of acid.
legendary
Activity: 3752
Merit: 1217
I want some of what this dank guy is smoking.

He got it from SR 2.0 for $25 (+ Shipping). I heard that it is a new synthetic drug, which is actually a mix of Krokodil, LSD and DMT. You need to contact him through PM, to get the details of the vendor. And also, don't overdose yourself.
legendary
Activity: 1134
Merit: 1002
You cannot kill love
legendary
Activity: 1134
Merit: 1002
You cannot kill love
The only time drugs were ever shot up into me was at the psyche ward after I laid out to be killed after Hell's Angel's were circling my friends house.

And I wrote a rap while I was in there, it goes like this.

Broken promises, hopefull wishes
Just a glimpse of the bullshit they feedin us
Locked in cages, all for the wages
No need for morality, it's all about legality

Tacklin kids to the grown
Six men holdin him down
Cause he won't give himeself poison
Who know's what they put in him now?

He's starin statan in the face
beggin GIVE ME A BREAK
but his cries are no use anyhow

As he's stabbed with the injection
his face change complexion
as the drugs rush to his brain
he feels hes goin insane

the doctor think it a game
yet he never feel the pain
they say we bein tested,
yet I feel fuckin molested

forcibly drugged with a needle,
is that how we treat our people?

This some nazi shit and it's time we quit
druggin the masses for what they believe
treat em like shit just for what they perceive
I can't take this now and it's time we leave
our primitive ways of our controlling disease

Not bad for a psych patient, eh?

Reality is subjective vod.
Vod
legendary
Activity: 3668
Merit: 3010
Licking my boob since 1970
Well, I hope you have a good sleep.  When you wake up tomorrow, maybe you make a choice to not shoot up, and face the day sober? Then maybe you can further define your idea of heaven.  Is your idea more real than another person's idea?

Is each person allowed to enjoy themselves with positive experiences like you claimed?   Do we all share the same reality?

Or do we each have our own reality like you claimed (i.e. dreams/imagination)?  Your mother rejecting me in my reality would not be a positive experience, so she would enjoy sex with me in my heaven.  If she doesn't want me, does that mean she goes to a different heaven and I never meet the real her, just the person I believe she would be?  If we all have different heavens, are best friends able to choose to go to the same heaven?  What if I think someone is my best friend but they don't think so?

As a self proclaimed ego god, you need to clarify what we should expect.

Or are we all gods of our own heaven?   How is that different than my falling asleep and experiencing my own reality where I am a god and can do anything?

I am sincerely looking forward to this conversation tomorrow.   Smiley



Vod
legendary
Activity: 3668
Merit: 3010
Licking my boob since 1970
So by that logic, while you may go bang my mom in heaven, she will not have a thing to do with you because you're an asshole.

Ah, so in your heaven, I can't bang any chick I want!

You were just bullshitting us again!  You sick fuck.   Cheesy

That's not what I said vod.  You can go bang anyone you want in heaven.  But they're not going to want to bang you back, in their reality, because you're a dick.

That simple.

So their reality is different than my reality?  Sounds a lot like imagination and not heaven, dank.   In heaven your mom loves my penis up her ass, because that is a positive experience for me.  Your words!

legendary
Activity: 1134
Merit: 1002
You cannot kill love
So by that logic, while you may go bang my mom in heaven, she will not have a thing to do with you because you're an asshole.

Ah, so in your heaven, I can't bang any chick I want!

You were just bullshitting us again?  You sick fuck.   Cheesy

That's not what I said vod.  You can go bang anyone you want in heaven.  But they're not going to want to bang you back, in their reality, because you're a dick.

That simple.
Vod
legendary
Activity: 3668
Merit: 3010
Licking my boob since 1970
So by that logic, while you may go bang my mom in heaven, she will not have a thing to do with you because you're an asshole.

Ah, so in your heaven, I can't bang any chick I want!  Complete opposite of what you posted before, but that is expected.

You were just bullshitting us again!  You sick fuck.   Cheesy
legendary
Activity: 1134
Merit: 1002
You cannot kill love
I was going to refrain from posting, but you clearly need an egodeath experience.  So here we go vod.

You see, when one acts out of love unconditionally, others are attracted to them.  Some call this the law of attraction.  So by that logic, while you may go bang my mom in heaven, she will not have a thing to do with you because you're an asshole.  But you're mom will be seeking me because I made her son a better person.  Even though I am not going to be a belligerent asshole and tell someone that I'm going to fuck their mom.

And this is why you're ego.  And this is why I'm god, vod.

Have a good night.
Vod
legendary
Activity: 3668
Merit: 3010
Licking my boob since 1970
Heaven is definitely a realm where anything is possible, you can have any girl in the world, even the universe.

So to get it straight, your idea of heaven is every person on this forum banging your mother in every position possible, while you eat her out next to joey and his mom?

That's what "infinite dimensions" means, dank.

You are free to have such beliefs - I'm going to believe it's just your imagination, albeit a sick one.    Wink
legendary
Activity: 1134
Merit: 1002
You cannot kill love
I didn't go to church myself until late 2012.  It was an awesome experience though, it was a black church which I didn't realize until I had entered the service.  I sat next to an older African man who had some awesome clothes and rings/necklaces.  Not like fancy bling.  When they started singing a song at the end we all held hands and he held my hand quite tightly, I could feel a connection to him, he seemed very spiritual.  I complemented on his outfit at the end and he was happy.

Then an older African lady came over to us and when the service was over she said, "It was nice to finally meet you all, especially you," pointing towards me.  Sorta blew my mind at the time but I suppose she could feel who I was.  I was also wearing trippy pants so that probably hinted something.

It was great.  Church is nice, there is a definite spirit present and hearing word of god/love is very empowering.

But yeah, anyways, I feel that religions should be a little more open to possibilities.  Heaven is definitely a realm where anything is possible, you can have any girl in the world, even the universe.

Moreso, you can fall in love with any girl.  Nothing beats falling deep in love with a girl, except maybe making love with said girl. Smiley

Ah, bright future ahead for us.
full member
Activity: 182
Merit: 100
Yes.  You can bang anyone you desire in heaven

If they would have taught me that in church I'd probably still be going every Sunday. ...Actually, every day. Multiple times.
full member
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Merit: 100
I want some of what this dank guy is smoking.
Vod
legendary
Activity: 3668
Merit: 3010
Licking my boob since 1970
Wish I had a picture of dank's mom - I'd be banging her in heaven tonight!  Tongue

And I would be the biggest she ever had!!!!
full member
Activity: 224
Merit: 101
Yes.  You can bang anyone you desire in heaven, there are infinite dimensions, infinite people and infinite possibilities, all you must do is believe.  You will live forever but you cannot really own the universe.  The universe is for all as we are all one.  You are the universe.

Which proves heaven is just in your mind.  What if the chick you wanted to bang didn't want to bang you?  How would that be heaven for her?  It would be rape.



Perhaps it's an exact replica of said girl with the only difference that she indeed would agree to having sex with you?

Right, which I just edited my above post to say, if it's not really her, it's not reality.  It's no different than you dreaming of banging her.  In your dream, she agrees to anything.  Smiley


Ah yeah, point. However this whole idea still only exists in one's imagination, and therefore discussing it is indeed quite difficult and perhaps pointless. Smiley

I agree.  This entire time, I thought dank was talking about an actual concert.  He's just talking about dreaming about the concert.  That is certainly doable, and the best part is you and I don't have to listen to the music.  Smiley
Haha now now be nice, not everything is THAT awful! Altho I'm sure I couldn't handle a whole concert of that guitar noise.
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