Since your utterly broken support has filtered my tickets to suit themselves, maybe i should write my own response.....
'Dear customer
So sorry we have totally ignored your tickets. Obviously, we have problems. Not only with our support system, but our trading engine also. Thing is, we are inept and incompetent, and we are totally out of our depth. We know this, because the trading engine has been costing our customers their money, for years, and we still havnt fixed it. Actually, we gave up some time ago, and at the same time, started filtering the support tickets mentioning anything to do with engine problems. Sometimes we give out Kraken tokens in 'compensation'. Lately, we just delete the tickets. The reason for this, is that we have declared ourselves unfuckingtouchable. Thats right, YOU have no rights whatsoever regarding your experience with Kraken. Moreover, we have assured ourselves that any regulatory body, license issuer, or significant financial partner, couldnt give a flying fuck what you think. Basically your complaints are a waste of your time. Deal with it....this is crypto, remember?'
'We at Kraken strive to keep out customers updated with ongoing developments. We have very recently decided that any customer asking for very ordinary information that would normally be readily available, is no longer allowed. We now consider these people trolls, and/or competitors trying to undermine all the time and money we have spent building a company that is not fit to operate in the financial legacy world.
Again, behind the scenes, we actually have no confidence of our own abilities, and have no idea how to deal with our multiple problems. This should be obvious, as these problems have existed for extended periods of time. This is why we will continue to stall, bluff, and respond with totally irrelevant points of contention. Currently, we are choosing to cite 'compliance' as something we can hide our cowardly arse behind, long enough for the customer to get bored, and just go away. We have also started giving lessons on how to start an exchange. Again, we havnt got a scooby-doo, how to correctly respond, but we thought this totally irrelevant info might be a great misdirection tactic.
Although we continue to feel sooo fuckin untouchable, our paranoid legal team still consider individual forum posters a huge and dangerous threat to our very existence. These people asking simple but pertinent questions, and highlighting our massive misgivings are scum, and must be silenced, forthwith.
We hope our responses do not make us appear like a bunch of amateurs making shit up as we go along.
Please also note, if any news outlet reports on us in the future, please consider them to be fake news.
P.S. Any customers wishing to play, pass-the-ticket-number, please contact our over qualified technical writer, Dargo.'