Anyway, I synced my wallet and uploaded the blockchain part of it for others who doesn't want to sync for days or run into issues:
https://mega.co.nz/#!WIUHALIB!U5qKmU1bgEEEKoy6mpaYRm8WNV3uvdxWFUZE_kMr7co
It's not a single bootstrap as it would also be slow to check 977k blocks, it is simply the synced wallet uploaded (without peers/wallet/conf/etc).
Did this come from Windows? If not, will it work on Windows anyhoo?
I suspect I'm going to have to wait months to sync my Windows wallet.... It's taken me 2 weeks to get from 50 weeks behind to 48 weeks behind.