Scene - well lit laboratory with sub-optimal ventilation
Time - present day
the cat: "Hey, you know that box headed for Utah with 300 of those things?"
employee #1: "Yeah, I'm loading it now."
the-cat: "They just came up with more dough, throw in an extra 68 or so."
employee #1 "OK boss, sure thing."
End of Scene
I guess you envision a scenario where ~friedcat rubs and old lantern and 10,000 PCP boards appear, fully populated with chips, complements of some magical genie? And to top it off, they all work perfectly?
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Cut to scene of a guy in Europe opening his box
European dude: WTF! I was supposed to get 300. There are only 232 here.
End Scene
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Cut to scene of a hair salon in Shenzen
employee #1: Ahhh. Thanks beautiful. How many more free handjobs do I have left?
End of Scene
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