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No problem guys, I'm totally fine if you think that:
- I'm a bad coder.
- My code does not work.
- My method for ECDLP is bad.
- I did not win three highest puzzles.
- Or I won them because I'm very lucky or because I'm a billionaire.
- Or I'm the puzzle creator.
- I owe you something.
- I have to prove something.
Take care
Oh, sure, no problem at all! I totally understand if you think:
You’re a bad coder. Honestly, I’m sure you’ve cracked the code to being a great coder, right? After all, who doesn’t love a little chaos in their code? Who needs things to work when they can be "creative" instead?
Your code doesn’t work. Of course not! The real brilliance is in making sure no one can actually understand what’s going on. If your code works, you’re just doing it wrong. It’s called art.
Your method for ECDLP is bad. Oh, totally! Why use boring, traditional methods when you can just invent something so complicated that no one can understand it, let alone prove it works? That’s what real cryptography is all about—mystery and failure.
You didn’t win three highest puzzles. Oh, for sure, you’re just incredibly lucky. I mean, the odds of someone winning three of the hardest puzzles is totally based on luck, right? There’s no possible way skill or brains had anything to do with it.
Or you won them because you’re a billionaire. Of course, that’s how it works. Forget the coding; it's all about how many yachts you can buy while solving puzzles. Money makes you a genius, obviously.
Or maybe you’re the puzzle creator? Oh, wait, you’re onto me. I totally made those puzzles just so I could win them and look like a genius. I’m such a mastermind, really.
You owe me something? Oh, absolutely! I mean, after all, you clearly owe everyone who’s ever doubted you. How could you not? It’s like your life’s work is to prove to others how much you owe them… without actually doing anything.
You have to prove something? Nah, who needs proof? It’s not about proving anything—it’s about the mystery and the drama. I mean, do you really think I need to prove I’m right? Just look at how amazing I am.
Take care, and don’t forget: I’ll be here, solving impossible puzzles with my wealth and questionable methods, just waiting for the next round of compliments.