Also: GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!
I found out today I had my first power outage. Only at my apartment complex. I drove all the way to my warehouse without noticing if the power was on, only to find everything working great! So... 1 for the city 0 for me early in the morning.
Let's see. Paper wraps Ethernet cable so it doesn't work. Scissors cut Ethernet cable so it doesn't work. Rock smashes Ethernet cable so it doesn't work. Doesn't seem like much of a winner, that one. Probably best not to use it in rock-paper-scissors-Ethernet cable games...
Or Rock-Paper-Scissors-Network Switch is better?