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Topic: Crazy shit Bible says, crazy shit Christians say - page 10. (Read 31183 times)

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Bible is the assembled of many books in different culture ,tradition and different years, different prophets and apostles with different ideas and experiences, what written in the bible is the idea and wisdom of the writers.

Christians don't generally say anything like that. Actually, you are the first I have ever heard say this. Well, of course I didn't "hear" it. I read it in your post. But if you'd rather I heard it, I could read it out loud for you.

 Grin

Christians deny this because they do not want to go down in history and look at the facts. It's easier for them to simply believe in something incomprehensible that they just do not bother searching for the truth.

Actually, believing in Jesus salvation is the ONLY way to make it to Heaven.

Cool
LOL! If you do not believe in God and to work and save money for donations to the Church you can buy a ticket for a Falcon 9 and is guaranteed to go to heaven. God can hardly compete with commercial software.

Actually, the Falcon 9 thing has never been done yet. There are enough risks with it, that it might kill anyone who does it. The money system is riding bubbles that might drop money out from under the project anytime.

Donations to God are helping people find other people for salvation to everlasting life.

Cool

Donations to 'God' fill up pockets of pedophiles and those who protect them.


Taxes fill the pockets of pedophiles. Donations to Bible churches help to spread the Word of God for salvation of souls.

Cool

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The church explores the poor for years, so many donations are made every day and I do not see the church helping people, on the contrary, they make people very ingenuous and tolerant.

I'm reading the Bible and I want to create a thread in this section to talk about a subject I read in the Bible that shocked and irritated me

I've never seen the church help people. It's just a business that draws the last money from even the poorest people.
legendary
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Bible is the assembled of many books in different culture ,tradition and different years, different prophets and apostles with different ideas and experiences, what written in the bible is the idea and wisdom of the writers.

Christians don't generally say anything like that. Actually, you are the first I have ever heard say this. Well, of course I didn't "hear" it. I read it in your post. But if you'd rather I heard it, I could read it out loud for you.

 Grin

Christians deny this because they do not want to go down in history and look at the facts. It's easier for them to simply believe in something incomprehensible that they just do not bother searching for the truth.

Actually, believing in Jesus salvation is the ONLY way to make it to Heaven.

Cool
LOL! If you do not believe in God and to work and save money for donations to the Church you can buy a ticket for a Falcon 9 and is guaranteed to go to heaven. God can hardly compete with commercial software.

Actually, the Falcon 9 thing has never been done yet. There are enough risks with it, that it might kill anyone who does it. The money system is riding bubbles that might drop money out from under the project anytime.

Donations to God are helping people find other people for salvation to everlasting life.

Cool

Donations to 'God' fill up pockets of pedophiles and those who protect them.


Taxes fill the pockets of pedophiles. Donations to Bible churches help to spread the Word of God for salvation of souls.

Cool

 Shocked Shocked Shocked

The church explores the poor for years, so many donations are made every day and I do not see the church helping people, on the contrary, they make people very ingenuous and tolerant.

I'm reading the Bible and I want to create a thread in this section to talk about a subject I read in the Bible that shocked and irritated me
legendary
Activity: 3766
Merit: 1368
Bible is the assembled of many books in different culture ,tradition and different years, different prophets and apostles with different ideas and experiences, what written in the bible is the idea and wisdom of the writers.

Christians don't generally say anything like that. Actually, you are the first I have ever heard say this. Well, of course I didn't "hear" it. I read it in your post. But if you'd rather I heard it, I could read it out loud for you.

 Grin

Christians deny this because they do not want to go down in history and look at the facts. It's easier for them to simply believe in something incomprehensible that they just do not bother searching for the truth.

Actually, believing in Jesus salvation is the ONLY way to make it to Heaven.

Cool
LOL! If you do not believe in God and to work and save money for donations to the Church you can buy a ticket for a Falcon 9 and is guaranteed to go to heaven. God can hardly compete with commercial software.

Actually, the Falcon 9 thing has never been done yet. There are enough risks with it, that it might kill anyone who does it. The money system is riding bubbles that might drop money out from under the project anytime.

Donations to God are helping people find other people for salvation to everlasting life.

Cool

Donations to 'God' fill up pockets of pedophiles and those who protect them.


Taxes fill the pockets of pedophiles. Donations to Bible churches help to spread the Word of God for salvation of souls.

Cool
legendary
Activity: 2688
Merit: 1468
Bible is the assembled of many books in different culture ,tradition and different years, different prophets and apostles with different ideas and experiences, what written in the bible is the idea and wisdom of the writers.

Christians don't generally say anything like that. Actually, you are the first I have ever heard say this. Well, of course I didn't "hear" it. I read it in your post. But if you'd rather I heard it, I could read it out loud for you.

 Grin

Christians deny this because they do not want to go down in history and look at the facts. It's easier for them to simply believe in something incomprehensible that they just do not bother searching for the truth.

Actually, believing in Jesus salvation is the ONLY way to make it to Heaven.

Cool
LOL! If you do not believe in God and to work and save money for donations to the Church you can buy a ticket for a Falcon 9 and is guaranteed to go to heaven. God can hardly compete with commercial software.

Actually, the Falcon 9 thing has never been done yet. There are enough risks with it, that it might kill anyone who does it. The money system is riding bubbles that might drop money out from under the project anytime.

Donations to God are helping people find other people for salvation to everlasting life.

Cool

Donations to 'God' fill up pockets of pedophiles and those who protect them.
legendary
Activity: 3766
Merit: 1368
Bible is the assembled of many books in different culture ,tradition and different years, different prophets and apostles with different ideas and experiences, what written in the bible is the idea and wisdom of the writers.

Christians don't generally say anything like that. Actually, you are the first I have ever heard say this. Well, of course I didn't "hear" it. I read it in your post. But if you'd rather I heard it, I could read it out loud for you.

 Grin

Christians deny this because they do not want to go down in history and look at the facts. It's easier for them to simply believe in something incomprehensible that they just do not bother searching for the truth.

Actually, believing in Jesus salvation is the ONLY way to make it to Heaven.

Cool
LOL! If you do not believe in God and to work and save money for donations to the Church you can buy a ticket for a Falcon 9 and is guaranteed to go to heaven. God can hardly compete with commercial software.

Actually, the Falcon 9 thing has never been done yet. There are enough risks with it, that it might kill anyone who does it. The money system is riding bubbles that might drop money out from under the project anytime.

Donations to God are helping people find other people for salvation to everlasting life.

Cool
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Bible is the assembled of many books in different culture ,tradition and different years, different prophets and apostles with different ideas and experiences, what written in the bible is the idea and wisdom of the writers.

Christians don't generally say anything like that. Actually, you are the first I have ever heard say this. Well, of course I didn't "hear" it. I read it in your post. But if you'd rather I heard it, I could read it out loud for you.

 Grin

Christians deny this because they do not want to go down in history and look at the facts. It's easier for them to simply believe in something incomprehensible that they just do not bother searching for the truth.

Actually, believing in Jesus salvation is the ONLY way to make it to Heaven.

Cool
LOL! If you do not believe in God and to work and save money for donations to the Church you can buy a ticket for a Falcon 9 and is guaranteed to go to heaven. God can hardly compete with commercial software.
legendary
Activity: 3766
Merit: 1368
Bible is the assembled of many books in different culture ,tradition and different years, different prophets and apostles with different ideas and experiences, what written in the bible is the idea and wisdom of the writers.

Christians don't generally say anything like that. Actually, you are the first I have ever heard say this. Well, of course I didn't "hear" it. I read it in your post. But if you'd rather I heard it, I could read it out loud for you.

 Grin

Christians deny this because they do not want to go down in history and look at the facts. It's easier for them to simply believe in something incomprehensible that they just do not bother searching for the truth.

Actually, believing in Jesus salvation is the ONLY way to make it to Heaven.

Cool
legendary
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We might as well add this little golden chestnut to the ever expanding crazy stuff list.

I follow the Bible completely and accurately by not following it completely and accurately.

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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy


LOL.  BADecker definitely earned it to go on the OP.

I'd say that one comment of BADecker's sums him up completely.

NFI!


Trusting in Jesus God for salvation, by trusting rather than attempting to follow the whole Bible completely and accurately, IS following the Bible completely and accurately. How does this work? Jesus literally DID follow the Bible completely and accurately. Then He applies His perfection to all who put their faith in Him.

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LOL.  BADecker, make sure you wear only linen underwear with no wool near you (or in your case, maybe wear a wool sweater).  Otherwise you'll compromise the whole operation.  I cannot follow your BADLogic so you pick what to wear, just be careful not to damage the vise.

Leviticus 19:19 KJV

Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee.

Yee-haw, Lord has spoken!!!  Praise the Lord, pass the ammo!!!

Old text = stupid text.
No exception.
Not even for the most sold book ever.

The Bible is essentially a tool for enslavement and you PAY FOR IT
That's how good the Church is in making money Cheesy
I think the problem is not the Bible and people. If they are so stupid to believe in nonsense then they are ready to be someone's slave. Will not the Bible, is the Torah, the Koran, anything else. Will always be willing to live for others.
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LOL.  BADecker, make sure you wear only linen underwear with no wool near you (or in your case, maybe wear a wool sweater).  Otherwise you'll compromise the whole operation.  I cannot follow your BADLogic so you pick what to wear, just be careful not to damage the vise.

Leviticus 19:19 KJV

Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee.

Yee-haw, Lord has spoken!!!  Praise the Lord, pass the ammo!!!

Old text = stupid text.
No exception.
Not even for the most sold book ever.

The Bible is essentially a tool for enslavement and you PAY FOR IT
That's how good the Church is in making money Cheesy
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Bible is the assembled of many books in different culture ,tradition and different years, different prophets and apostles with different ideas and experiences, what written in the bible is the idea and wisdom of the writers.

Christians don't generally say anything like that. Actually, you are the first I have ever heard say this. Well, of course I didn't "hear" it. I read it in your post. But if you'd rather I heard it, I could read it out loud for you.

 Grin

Christians deny this because they do not want to go down in history and look at the facts. It's easier for them to simply believe in something incomprehensible that they just do not bother searching for the truth.
And that Muslims are not? All religions are full of contradictions because the interpretation they were written in those days when there was no science and education. Now religions are hard to adapt to new conditions and therefore they lose their supporters.

Yes, all religions are collected from the conjectures of different people in different parts of the world. Now everyone can explain any thing with the help of science and religion will eventually lose its relevance.

well I agree that science pretty much gives a more logical approach to things  that we previously don't understand that sometimes religion takes advantage of. but religion will not lose relevance for any reason. people will still look to religion and faith whatever happens and whatever science proves.
legendary
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As the people saying here this post no longer belonged to off-topic, this is turning to nonsense post. Seriously just don't  give a damn about other people's religion, what is your point though? and what are you plotting? are you starting to promote war or something? If what is your religion then its up to you don't make business on other people's beliefs and imaginations.

The point is so that people don't elect people who say: "I went to war because God told me to wage a war against the evil doers."

When someone says "I am Christian (Muslim or Jew)"  you should immediately question their judgement and critical thinking.

Such people should not be in decision making positions in government or business.

This thread was started to show how stupid and outdated the Bible is and to expose Christian stupidity.

"I am Christian/Muslim/Jew" should be synonymous with "I am bat shit crazy".
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As the people saying here this post no longer belonged to off-topic, this is turning to nonsense post. Seriously just don't  give a damn about other people's religion, what is your point though? and what are you plotting? are you starting to promote war or something? If what is your religion then its up to you don't make business on other people's beliefs and imaginations.
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Deuteronomy 23:1 - you'll not go to heaven if your testicles are damaged



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ha ha ha ha ha

This is true? I had never heard of it.

Someone can kick @BADecker's balls so he will not go to heaven.

ha ha ha

No, quite the opposite infact.
BADlogic says you need to not follow the bible to follow it. Not following the bible means you have to damage your testicles in order to goto heaven.

@BADlogic - I've got a metalwork vice in the workshop if you want to come round and borrow it. Just make sure you put plenty of towels and plastic sheeting down first.
I don't mind your using it, as long as you clear up the mess afterwards. And I know so much how you want to get to heaven. Just helping you out.



 Shocked Shocked Shocked



LOL.  BADecker, make sure you wear only linen underwear with no wool near you (or in your case, maybe wear a wool sweater).  Otherwise you'll compromise the whole operation.  I cannot follow your BADLogic so you pick what to wear, just be careful not to damage the vise.

Leviticus 19:19 KJV

Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee.

Yee-haw, Lord has spoken!!!  Praise the Lord, pass the ammo!!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA

The mental picture has me cracking up!

Of course he might like these as they might be a better fit....

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Bible is the assembled of many books in different culture ,tradition and different years, different prophets and apostles with different ideas and experiences, what written in the bible is the idea and wisdom of the writers.

Christians don't generally say anything like that. Actually, you are the first I have ever heard say this. Well, of course I didn't "hear" it. I read it in your post. But if you'd rather I heard it, I could read it out loud for you.

 Grin

Christians deny this because they do not want to go down in history and look at the facts. It's easier for them to simply believe in something incomprehensible that they just do not bother searching for the truth.
And that Muslims are not? All religions are full of contradictions because the interpretation they were written in those days when there was no science and education. Now religions are hard to adapt to new conditions and therefore they lose their supporters.

Yes, all religions are collected from the conjectures of different people in different parts of the world. Now everyone can explain any thing with the help of science and religion will eventually lose its relevance.
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Bible is the assembled of many books in different culture ,tradition and different years, different prophets and apostles with different ideas and experiences, what written in the bible is the idea and wisdom of the writers.

Christians don't generally say anything like that. Actually, you are the first I have ever heard say this. Well, of course I didn't "hear" it. I read it in your post. But if you'd rather I heard it, I could read it out loud for you.

 Grin

Christians deny this because they do not want to go down in history and look at the facts. It's easier for them to simply believe in something incomprehensible that they just do not bother searching for the truth.
And that Muslims are not? All religions are full of contradictions because the interpretation they were written in those days when there was no science and education. Now religions are hard to adapt to new conditions and therefore they lose their supporters.
legendary
Activity: 2688
Merit: 1468
Deuteronomy 23:1 - you'll not go to heaven if your testicles are damaged



 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

ha ha ha ha ha

This is true? I had never heard of it.

Someone can kick @BADecker's balls so he will not go to heaven.

ha ha ha

No, quite the opposite infact.
BADlogic says you need to not follow the bible to follow it. Not following the bible means you have to damage your testicles in order to goto heaven.

@BADlogic - I've got a metalwork vice in the workshop if you want to come round and borrow it. Just make sure you put plenty of towels and plastic sheeting down first.
I don't mind your using it, as long as you clear up the mess afterwards. And I know so much how you want to get to heaven. Just helping you out.



 Shocked Shocked Shocked



LOL.  BADecker, make sure you wear only linen underwear with no wool near you (or in your case, maybe wear a wool sweater).  Otherwise you'll compromise the whole operation.  I cannot follow your BADLogic so you pick what to wear, just be careful not to damage the vise.

Leviticus 19:19 KJV

Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee.

Yee-haw, Lord has spoken!!!  Praise the Lord, pass the ammo!!!
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Bible is the assembled of many books in different culture ,tradition and different years, different prophets and apostles with different ideas and experiences, what written in the bible is the idea and wisdom of the writers.

Christians don't generally say anything like that. Actually, you are the first I have ever heard say this. Well, of course I didn't "hear" it. I read it in your post. But if you'd rather I heard it, I could read it out loud for you.

 Grin

Christians deny this because they do not want to go down in history and look at the facts. It's easier for them to simply believe in something incomprehensible that they just do not bother searching for the truth.
legendary
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Deuteronomy 23:1 - you'll not go to heaven if your testicles are damaged



 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

ha ha ha ha ha

This is true? I had never heard of it.

Someone can kick @BADecker's balls so he will not go to heaven.

ha ha ha

No, quite the opposite infact.
BADlogic says you need to not follow the bible to follow it. Not following the bible means you have to damage your testicles in order to goto heaven.

@BADlogic - I've got a metalwork vice in the workshop if you want to come round and borrow it. Just make sure you put plenty of towels and plastic sheeting down first.
I don't mind your using it, as long as you clear up the mess afterwards. And I know so much how you want to get to heaven. Just helping you out.



 Shocked Shocked Shocked



ha ha ha ha ha

He will be very close to being with God.

@BADecker this is your opportunity to be with God. Ha ha ha
legendary
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Deuteronomy 23:1 - you'll not go to heaven if your testicles are damaged



 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

ha ha ha ha ha

This is true? I had never heard of it.

Someone can kick @BADecker's balls so he will not go to heaven.

ha ha ha

No, quite the opposite infact.
BADlogic says you need to not follow the bible to follow it. Not following the bible means you have to damage your testicles in order to goto heaven.

@BADlogic - I've got a metalwork vice in the workshop if you want to come round and borrow it. Just make sure you put plenty of towels and plastic sheeting down first.
I don't mind your using it, as long as you clear up the mess afterwards. And I know so much how you want to get to heaven. Just helping you out.



 Shocked Shocked Shocked

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