You are an ignorant imbecile. And that is a complement.
You are ignoring most of the crazy shit in the Bible. A book on which you base your world view.
I wish you Christians clean up your Bible, drop the vile BS and publish a new version.
Ignoring the crazy stuff will not make them go away. The crazy shit is right there. Read the OP for verses.
Sounds like offering you eternal life with God in Heaven is crazy, right? But God is so great, and eternity is so long, that we need even an ignoramus like you just to have a little company up there. So come and join us in Christianity, because it will be a lot worse for you in Hell.
I would. It sounds all good, except it is not true.
Huston, we have a problem!