If atheism is a religion, could laziness be one as well?
BAD Decker - you have the floor. Hit it.
If laziness is a religion then I can become an adept xD
Anyway none of the dumbasses here have ever answered to the original questions. They still never explained why the Earth is flat and square in the Bible...
Or why God thinks the sky is blue because it is made of water... (Genesis chapter 1)
Ahah, didn't know that. It's a good way to end any logical discussion xD
"God separated the waters above (sky) the firmament (land), from the waters below (oceans) the firmament"
Can you blame him? He lived during Bronze Age, he knew what people at that time knew, which is jack squat.
I don't understand why God had to separate the water from the water on day 2... Couldn't he have just left all the water, skipped ahead a few chapters, and began Genesis with Noah and the flood story?
I'm not saying the talking snake and magic apple aren't cool, but the story doesn't really get good until God murders the entire planet
Which means God made a mistake by trusting humans in fact
If God would have just listened to my advice, and started with Noah, nobody would even know he screwed up the first batch of humans...
Yeah or he could just haven't say it, why saying it in the Bible? ^^