How really retarded are you? Nobody rots and gets eaten by maggots.
Before you use the restroom, the stuff that you get rid of there is part of you. But after you use the restroom, that stuff isn't part of you anymore... when it rots and if it gets eaten by maggots.
You are mistaken when you think that the stuff left over and buried in the cemetery is the person.
Perhaps you should take less brandy or whiskey in your coffee.
It's interesting how people have great difficulty accepting they are Gods that sh*t. Look how everybody sprays on perfume or roll-on deodorant or antiperspirant. It is mostly almost impossible for people to acknowledge they are full of sh*t, all of us. Even the air around them, some people have to keep on "refreshing", to no avail of course. We all have that stank and always will do. Just a few centimetres from your fragranced skin, rests in tubes round about 23 feet of stinking sh*t, moving slowly towards the exit. But even as you get rid of it, more will come - it's inevitable and unavoidable - unless you want to die strait away (and rest assured the maggots will eat the dead you). Just accept the truth once and for all and believe - we are the sh*tting Gods of this Earth.
The difference between a person the moment before he is dead, and then after he is dead, is very slight. But that difference exists. Since there is a difference, it is not the person after he is dead. It’s just some remains that were once part of him.
Why don't you kill yourself (or hire someone to kill you) and go to heaven?
Several reasons.
1. God says to not murder.
2. I am personally adverse to doing something like this.
3. If I stay, I have opportunity to help others get into Heaven, and my reward will be an eternity of praise from God.
4. My example will help others do the same as I do, but if it works in an opposite way, that's their own doing, not mine.
5. I have friends and family who don't want to see me go yet.
6. Even if I last a thousand years, I'll still get that eternity of Heaven.
But, it is easy to see why YOU don't go out and kill yourself and get it over with. Staying alive here keeps you out of eternal hellfire. So, reconsider, while you have the chance. Because life shows us that death is inevitable.
So, you won't do it because you have daddy issues and need lots of praise. Wouldn't it be easier to see a therapist for a few years? At least then you'd have the rest of your life to use without these daddy issues.
You won't do it because you are scared of Hell, and don't have the sense to turn and be saved.
How do you figure this?
You are the one preaching about an eternity of praise.