Topic: Do you Find Cats annoying? (Almost killed mine) - page 14. (Read 16139 times)
My cat scratches me a little bit, but she's still adorable.
Once i was petting it on my lap and it attacked me and scratched me real bad for no reason (i started to bleed), i got so pissed i flung it across the room and it crash landed on the side of the fridge and into the floor it started to run away i chased it into the toilet, closed the door picked up the shower head, turn the tap full power and sprayed the cat with water, it kept running around the toilet screaming but i didn't stop spraying it with water until the cat stopped moving 
Wtf, you actual dick. You shouldnt fucking own pets if you think it's okay to throw an animal thats probably not even 1/20 the size of you across a room. That animal depends on you to survive, your it's carer, you wouldn't fling a child across a room just because it hit you in the face would you? The cat probably had got sick of the petting and you weren't observing its body movements telling you to stop so it attacked you.
I now have an awesome dog, German shep. Dogs are sooo much better, My Girlfriend loves my Shep and she takes him for walks every other day, you can never do that with a cat!
No you can't take a cat for a walk or teach it as many tricks as a dog but why is that a reason to hate them? Most other pets you can get also don't do tricks or fuck all. People like you have no fucking respect for cats and thats why there's so many stories in the news of people killing cats by throwing them to hungry dogs or microwaving them (just 2 stories in the UK news recently). Also I'm not suggesting to the OP your like those sicko cat killer, but it just makes me sick thinking about how some people mistreat animals.
OMFG! I can't believe this is real!
Someone wake me up!
I have a labrador atm but i wish i can tame a Neapolitan Mastiff that's my fav dog !!! 
legendary
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Did someone said nipple in this thread? 
Yes, someone did say that. But I am a male, so better not get any strange ideas Something else I forgot to add was, my cat puked about three times in the span of 2 days. Twice on the bed and another today when I had gotten home.
Did someone said nipple in this thread?
I have cats but they urinate me two times and I say goodbye to them and give them a rest. Now I have dogs so much better than cats.
Turtles > Ferrets > Dogs > Cats
I have a cat. I was just cuddling it and then let it go, but it scratched my nipple with it's back paw's razor sharp nail. Still feeling the pain after 1 hour. This happened like 1 hour ago.
The pain was intolerable.
HOWEVER, still a cat person.
The pain was intolerable.
HOWEVER, still a cat person.
God damn cats
try my method, it works
legendary
Activity: 1862
Merit: 1011
Reverse engineer from time to time
I have a cat. I was just cuddling it and then let it go, but it scratched my nipple with it's back paw's razor sharp nail. Still feeling the pain after 1 hour. This happened like 1 hour ago.
The pain was intolerable.
HOWEVER, still a cat person.
The pain was intolerable.
HOWEVER, still a cat person.
Dogs > Cats
I used to have a cat many years ago, however its constant demand for food, the fact it kept going under my feet almost tripping me and killing me a couple of times and its general low intelligence annoyed me so much.
Once i was petting it on my lap and it attacked me and scratched me real bad for no reason (i started to bleed), i got so pissed i flung it across the room and it crash landed on the side of the fridge and into the floor it started to run away i chased it into the toilet, closed the door picked up the shower head, turn the tap full power and sprayed the cat with water, it kept running around the toilet screaming but i didn't stop spraying it with water until the cat stopped moving
That day i decided that i'm not a cat person and its probably best that i never own cats ever.
I now have an awesome dog, German shep. Dogs are sooo much better, My Girlfriend loves my Shep and she takes him for walks every other day, you can never do that with a cat!
anyone else agree and have similar experiences ?
Once i was petting it on my lap and it attacked me and scratched me real bad for no reason (i started to bleed), i got so pissed i flung it across the room and it crash landed on the side of the fridge and into the floor it started to run away i chased it into the toilet, closed the door picked up the shower head, turn the tap full power and sprayed the cat with water, it kept running around the toilet screaming but i didn't stop spraying it with water until the cat stopped moving
That day i decided that i'm not a cat person and its probably best that i never own cats ever.
I now have an awesome dog, German shep. Dogs are sooo much better, My Girlfriend loves my Shep and she takes him for walks every other day, you can never do that with a cat!
anyone else agree and have similar experiences ?
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