From the diary of an American NGO secret agent based in Ukraine:
Holidays are near & the NGO personnel & CIA agents behind the Maidan coup d'etat are now planning to join their families for Christmas. It has been a dismal year- the color revolutions have become a joke everywhere. Even Hong Kong flopped, there's no stopping China now in growing 3x the American economy in another two decades. The Western economies are in death throes and nobody is suckered, much less terrorized by the "shock & awe" of the American military anymore. The propaganda press is not taken seriously, they can't create a narrative anymore. I may be out of a job soon, it is really looking like the end...
...It is obvious now that it turned out Ukraine is failure too, Putin is really a genius. I have a conscience too, the Anglo-Zionist Mafiosi have already killed millions around the world because of their greediness. Women, children are bombed just so they can extort every country while hypocritically mouthing about "democracy". The world needs a man of action & honor like Putin. Putin should be the President of America to get rid of the crooks who took over my bankrupt country. I could earn bigger in a free America.
...But really, it was a year of collapse. The saving grace was that it has been a hilarious year of undercover management of the dumb Ukrainians. These poor clowns actually delude themselves they can survive in the EU, they are actually better off in Africa...
GDP-PPP per capita GDP-PPP, Total POPULATION
Russia 24,298 3,491,600,000.00 146,149,200
Kazakhstan 23,038 395,500,000.00 17,330,000
Belarus 17,623
Ukraine 8,651 392,500,000.00 42,981,850
December 1, somewhere in the far corner of the Donetsk Airport
NEONAZI NATIONAL GUARD: H-h-h-elp, m-m-m-my f-f-foot i-i-i-s f-f-f-rozen...
Ilovaiysk again? What can the fools in Kiev do anyway?
Meanwhile, in Kiev...
PORKY: D-d-don't d-d-disturb m-m-me, i-i-it's c-c-cold...Xccvvbnnmmm!&&%$##$$bzzzzzzzzzz ( what he actually meant was: Be patient, one more day and Gazprom will crash according to the CIA)
Meanwhile in a New York bar...
CIA AGENT: Hey, dude, I got nearly insane laughing there in the boondocks. You'll never believe how dumb the Ukies are...
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