Take you suitcase of $200,000,000, go to Iran or North Korea, or the Chinese black market, and buy a nuke. Post pictures when you're done. No need to export it or take it anywhere there there are regulations on them. Just buy it where there are no regulations and nuclear materials are available.
Until you do, I'll be laughing at you.
Oh, I'm trying to calm down and think about this, somehow without falling off my chair. Tell me, Rassah, why are nukes so
expensive? Because they're
rare and
highly illegal. If they weren't highly illegal, then there'd be plenty of them, the market would supply, and the price would drop. There's PLENTY of fuel for them - the world could probably have a few million nuclear weapons if it really wanted, and that's just considering *fission* weapons. Fusion weapons... well, whaddya know, they use HEAVY HYDROGEN. Do you know how much heavy hydrogen there is in the sea? Go fishing man, ask the fish.
You think the cost of the item is determined solely by the cost of materials? OK, fine. Forget a nuke. Go buy some flourine gas.
It's not heavily regulated,
LOL
Do you research or just pull stuff out of your ass? ALL dangerous materials are heavily regulated.
http://www.osha.gov/SLTC/healthguidelines/hydrogenfluoride/recognition.htmlSPECIAL REQUIREMENTS
U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) requirements for emergency planning, reportable quantities of hazardous releases, community right-to-know, and hazardous waste management may change over time. Users are therefore advised to determine periodically whether new information is available.
* Emergency planning requirements
Employers owning or operating a facility at which there are 100 pounds or more of hydrogen fluoride must comply with EPA's emergency planning requirements [40 CFR Part 355.30].
* Reportable quantity requirements for hazardous releases
A hazardous substance release is defined by EPA as any spilling, leaking, pumping, pouring, emitting, emptying, discharging, injecting, escaping, leaching, dumping, or disposing into the environment (including the abandonment or discarding of contaminated containers) of hazardous substances. In the event of a release that is above the reportable quantity for that chemical, employers are required to notify the proper Federal, State, and local authorities [40 CFR 355.40].
The reportable quantity of hydrogen fluoride is 100 pounds. If an amount equal to or greater than this quantity is released within a 24-hour period in a manner that will expose persons outside the facility, employers are required to do the following: - Notify the National Response Center immediately at (800) 424-8802 or at (202) 426-2675 in Washington, D.C. [40 CFR 302.6].
- Notify the emergency response commission of the State likely to be affected by the release [40 CFR 355.40].
- Notify the community emergency coordinator to the local emergency planning committee (or relevant local emergency response personnel) of any area likely to be affected by the release [40 CFR 355.40].
* Community right-to-know requirements
Employers who own or operate facilities in SIC codes 20 to 39 that employ 10 or more workers and that manufacture 25,000 pounds or more of hydrogen fluoride per calendar year or otherwise use 10,000 pounds or more of hydrogen fluoride per calendar year are required by EPA [40 CFR Part 372.30] to submit a Toxic Chemical Release Inventory form (Form R) to EPA reporting the amount of hydrogen fluoride emitted or released from their facility annually.
* Hazardous waste management requirements
EPA considers a waste to be hazardous if it exhibits any of the following characteristics: ignitability, corrosivity, reactivity, or toxicity as defined in 40 CFR 261.21-261.24. Under the Resource Conservation and Recovery Act (RCRA) [40 USC 6901 et seq.], EPA has specifically listed many chemical wastes as hazardous. Hydrogen fluoride is listed as a hazardous waste under RCRA and has been assigned EPA Hazardous Waste No. U134. This substance has been banned from land disposal until treated by venting compressed gases into an absorbing or reacting media, followed by neutralization.
Providing detailed information about the removal and disposal of specific chemicals is beyond the scope of this guideline. The U.S. Department of Transportation, EPA, and State and local regulations should be followed to ensure that removal, transport, and disposal of this substance are conducted in accordance with existing regulations. To be certain that chemical waste disposal meets EPA regulatory requirements, employers should address any questions to the RCRA hotline at (703) 412-9810 (in the Washington, D.C. area) or toll-free at (800) 424-9346 (outside Washington, D.C.). In addition, relevant State and local authorities should be contacted for information on any requirements they may have for the waste removal and disposal of this substance.
Oh man. This is priceless.