OK i'll go first...
Still missing 8 BTC. Likely to be cold-stored on a rusty USB stick stuffed in the pocket of a bearded Ryan Kennedy sitting in a cave in Cambodia and down to his last pack of instant noodles, wondering how he can convert my BTC to USD to get the plastic surgery he desperately needs to not get knee-capped by the Russian mob, i hope.
He's too busy buying porches and working on Chelsea's car to be hanging out in Cambodia (screen captured from his FB profile today, but page has changed in last few days to eliminate some "car" transactions and deliveries):
https://imgur.com/a/RkBGeNote how active Chelsea is on his profile.
Also, his FB profile recently changed back to ryan kennedy from ryan vonduckington. "Ducks" (either the word or pictures (e.g., rubber duckies, drawings, etc.) started appearing on various accounts during his getaway - possibly communicating w/ his crew to duck and cover.
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100004317376905https://www.facebook.com/chelseaeleanorhopkinshttps://www.facebook.com/retrofocusUK (more cars; RK has "liked" a few posts on this page run by chelsea)
https://imgur.com/sf2OtDA (now he's in car and delivery business, but what is a "car"? This is a screenshot of one his posts that has been scrubbed recently)
UPDATE: Since making this post, the visibility of RK's FB account has been limited to friends/certain users. He's still lurking here (or posting under an alt account), shocker.