OP, I think I told you before you have an amazing bitcoin story and thanks again for sharing it. Our paths don't cross much on the forum, but I was familiar with your name and never realized you'd been into bitcoin for so long.
I remember sitting at my computer at some point in 2012 reading financial news, mostly about the stock market, and I remember reading some blurb about bitcoin and how fast it was rising. When I read that it was some kind of internet currency, I figured it was the equivalent of Flooz, which I'd remembered from the early-ish days of the internet. I assumed there were a bunch of suckers buying bitcoin, pushing it to the moon, and that they'd eventually get burned and that bitcoin would fall to zero. I thought it was some sort of scam, like a Ponzi.
Sometime in 2013 I kept hearing about bitcoin because of how high the Mt. Gox fiasco was pushing it, and it was at that point I discovered bitcointalk--every time I searched for something about bitcoin, forum links were the first ones that popped up on Google. I found the forum to be very interesting reading, especially all the scam accusations, which I took to mean that bitcoin was mostly a scam. Eventually I just bookmarked a page from the forum so I could come back to it and continue reading about the dramas that were happening.
I saw how bitcoin had survived Mt. Gox, even though it crashed really hard, and that sort of dispelled my belief that bitcoin was a scam or that it was headed toward $0. Reading more about it, I figured out why bitcoin is different from Flooz, that it's decentralized and completely different than what Whoopee Goldberg was shilling back in the day. However, the technicals really confused me and I did not find it obvious how to buy any bitcoin, how to store it, how to send it, or anything else.
2015 came and I'd figured out how bitcoin ownership worked. I started earning dust through faucets (there was one called Land of Bitcoins IIRC) and finally created a Coinbase account and bought my first coins. Bitcoin was trading around $300-400 at that time, and boy I wish I knew then how crazy bitcoin was going to take off. I never held onto what I bought, and that's one of my regrets.
My story is absolutely boring compared to OP's, but I thought I'd just share it. I was not an early adopter or a believer in it from the start--bitcoin kind of won me over as time passed. Aside from not keeping my early purchases, I've no regrets about getting into crypto. I don't write about my feelings on bitcoin and crypto much, but I'm a true supporter now. And thanks for keeping this thread alive and in the right place.