Just to show how silly the Stormy Daniels trial is...
Cohen The Dog 'Fixer'... Stormy The XXX-rated 'Nun'... and the shock moment that exposed the whole sham: KENNEDY's riotous verdict on Trump's trial - and the REAL crime in this legal abomination
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13427871/donald-trump-michael-cohen-stormy-kennedy.htmlSo, that's it?
Not since Stormy stumbled out of a Nevada hotel room has anyone been so underwhelmed.
For four weeks, botoxed cable news hosts have been consumed, a presidential election has been hamstrung and those eating lunch have been revolted by sloppy, salacious testimony flowing like raw sewage out of a courthouse in lower Manhattan.
It's here that the first former US president in history has been put on trial for the crime of… well, we still don't know exactly.
According to the Democratic hacks in the Manhattan District Attorney's office, our 45th Commander-In-Chief once ordered a mental midget to pay a professional knob-polisher for her silence and then criminally cooked the books to hide the alleged game of hide-the-pickle.
We were assured that Gotham's portly, bail-phobic DA and his lead prosecutor – recruited from the upper echelons of the Biden Justice Department no less – knew what the heck they were doing.
Though, on Thursday, the last day of the prosecution's case, it still looked weaker than Harvey Weinstein's long jump.
If there was ever final proof that this Trivial Trial of the Century is nothing more than the utter debasement – dare I say – political pornification of the US legal system, it's this: It all hinged on the word of a for-hire, screw-job artist… and Stormy Daniels.
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Cohen Destroyed: Trump Lawyer "Dog Walks" Star Witness Through Lie After Lie, CNN Pundits Aghast
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/cohen-destroyed-trump-lawyers-dog-walk-star-witness-through-lie-after-lie-cnn-punditsPresident Donald Trump's former attorney Michael Cohen had his "knees chopped out" by Donald Trump's defense attorneys in cross-examination during Trump's 'hush money' trial.
Cohen was grilled by Trump attorney Todd Blanche about a pivotal phone call that connected Trump to allegations that he approved reimbursements to pay porn star Stormy Daniels during the 2016 election. In one exchange, Blanche accused Cohen of lying about speaking with Trump on the phone in October 2016 to reassure his boss that he was handling the payment to Daniels.
Blanche then confronted Cohen with text messages that contradicted the lie - revealing that Cohen in fact spoke with Trump's bodyguard, Keith Schiller.
Trump attorney Todd Blanche grilled him about a pivotal phone call that had connected President Trump to the allegations at the center of the case. He accused Mr. Cohen of calling the former president's bodyguard, Keith Schiller, to complain about harassing phone calls—not to disclose an update on a plan to purchase the silence of Ms. Clifford.
Mr. Cohen said that the prank calls were a part of the conversation with Mr. Schiller.
"Now your memory is that you were testifying truthfully on Tuesday, and you had enough time to update Mr. Schiller about all the problems you were having with these harassing calls?" Mr. Blanche asked him.
"I always run everything by the boss immediately," Mr. Cohen said. "It could've just been me saying, 'everything's been taken care of, it's been resolved.'"
"That was a lie. You did not talk to President Trump that night," Mr. Blanche said. "You can admit it." "No sir, I can't," Mr. Cohen said. "Because I'm not sure that's accurate."
"This jury doesn't want to hear what you think happened," Mr. Blanche said. -Epoch Times
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