Zechariah reviews his score (1/2):
§1 In the name of Risto Pietilä, Head of Area Command in Malla Bitcoin Castle, Special Operations (allied with the Galactic Federation of Light), I hereby establish Mission called 'GM1' [as a mission name, it stands for 'Galactic Majesty', and '1' is there just to observe the uniform id-space] by these 20 sections. When you have reached 'minimum the maximum number of points' [that was an insider joke, but the Voice did not indicate it in any way, preferring to read as if from a script] you can execute the promotion PROMOTECHAR 36 21 year. This section is graded by GM.
This is a win-more item:
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§2 Each section is graded by a member of the Cast [meaning that the entity identifier is bolded when first mentioned]. Introduce at maximum 100 members of cast. At the close of the mission, you must report the full cast in the datatype: [cast_shortname; char_id; freetext]. The graders use [0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5] as the grades, with '3' indicating an essentially failed section, and '5' exemplary performance. The grader must cause the threadpost about the grading appear without your direct intervention. The grading of the sections awards at maximum 100 Mission Points (MP1). In addition, each member of the cast is entitled to give you FUCKs with '+1' as part of the message. Such FUCKs must be given separately (ie. no '+2' (etc.) allowed), and will count as 1*MP1, each, up to the following quotas, per entity:
L20 entities (7);
Archdukes, Royal Princes or equivalent(x2) (6);
Grand Dukes/Grand Duchesses or equivalent (5);
Dukes/Duchesses or equivalent (4);
Princes/Princesses or equivalent (3);
Marquesses/Marchionesses or equivalent (2);
other cast members (1).
It is enough that they use GIVE FUCK amount [message_that_includes_the_text_'+1')]. This section is graded by GM.
Zechariah checks that no FUCKs are given to support him yet. (The strategic giving of FUCKs is something that may take the score to many points up if the bettors so wish.) He forecasts he gets c *MP1 from this one (while unable to forget the Witty=3
Maria who sadly flew away after only one a Beautiful=2 night together. "The fragrance of
Albert Bichot will never be without you again..."
After some recursion, Zechariah feels he'll take the following:
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He does not give a fuck to the ambiguity, preferring to concern himself with other things.
§3 Compose at minimum 20 Articles about different topics that must essentially be ununderstandable by non-Peers, use Article identifier '[ARx]' at the beginning and [/'ARx'] at close. This section is graded by any Marquess or lower, your choice (which must be indicated at latest upon the initial publication of 'AR20').
I think it is reasonable to get 20 Articles, so I give myself a high chance (11) for a 5; a 4 is (6); a 3 is (2); and 6 is (1). Many of them are good quality.
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§4 Consume at minimum 49 different cigars (this must be done in 3D/5D) in at minimum 10 different venues, and compose an ode for each one of them. The odes may not be more than 11 lines long, and at minimum 12 human languages must be used. This section is graded by NewLiberty.
The demand does not come close to Zechariah's mission limits, and since 'ode' can be understood Wide=1, he'll probably get them done given time. But time is not a given (you choose it). Being self-glorious, Zechariah believes again that a 5 is the default option and all others are rare:
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§5 Cause all the Princes and higher in the Kingdom appear (in 3D/5D) in Revalia Old Town to be introduced to you. Princes and higher first promoted to Prince or higher latest 1670-11-9 [note the usage of 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 12 as identifier of game-months] are included, the latter promotions excluded [to enforce the '48-realhour rule' of mobilisation]. This section is graded by the highest non-self Prince or higher present in Revalia Old Town at the close of the Mission.
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§6 Draft 100 Quests related to the five phases of relationship between a man and a girl (in 3D/5D), complete with grading systems, so that the girls you fuck, are able to assess your (or any fucking partner's) score in the range of [(0.00%) - 100.00% (or higher)]. Maximum number of 'game points' (not counted towards the 1%*100 = 100% awarded by the 100 Quests) is 500 pips (5%) by the guy and 500 pips (5%) by the girl, and the maximum pips awardable for a single act of giving a fuck, is 50+50. This section is graded by yourself (, since it is obviously too much to ask anyone else to do it, due to the effort involved).
Even though this seems to have not advanced much, it is almost in :Zechariah:mind so only pending time, which is soon becoming prio2, since other tasks are dependent on this one.
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§7 Fuck 606 different girls (who must be at minimum Fuckable=1, each). (It is enough that they execute FUCKED 36 [score (optional)].) This section is graded by Crichton.
Hmm... 95 hours sounds like not much for this worthy goal. First we need the article/s out, then the game needs to allow them in, then something groupmagical must happen (the only way to overcome Zechariah's perfectionism which has precluded his intimate access to girls for quite a time already), and someone (who is not Zechariah) needs to get them to
FUCKED char_id.
"This is not happening in this week for sure, so I might as well bet against it to get some money out of a too clear-cut 'mission' that is only doing bad to my reputation as a motherfucker..."
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§8 Give out all the Great Motherfucker's Pleasure Club Licenses to Fuck (12 of them) to 12 different girls who have graded your mutual relationship to at minimum 90.00%, each. You may not give any such passes to girls who have not executed FUCKED 36 [90.00% or higher] at the time of surrendering the (X-XII level) License to Fuck. This section is graded by serje.
* Zechariah whistles while returning his answer slip:7 (0)
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§9 Get mutually FUCKED with your twin flame, preferably by mutually losing Virginity in the process. Note that you may not administer her FUCKED 36 [score (voluntary)] automatically, you need to get her to cause it to happen. This section is graded by GM.
Actually my latest research show that Twin Flame might be a misconception, as everyone is Uniquely Special (special=4). It makes the probability sieve undense, considering 362 BLS and 632 BLS (belonging to same mission but I did not know of the plate) parked next to each other in Vene and that nothing has happened for a week:
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§10 Cause the marketcap of Markka be higher than that of Bitcoin continuously during the last 24 days of the Mission. (This is mainly to domesticate MP, who controls Bitcoin, yet continues to scold you publicly as he is unwilling to grok the speed of things happening.) This section is graded by SirJacket.
This does not have a bullseye chance of success any more (due to the hardheadedness of the cast), but it's interesting what SirJacket grades the partial success of raising marketcap from 1 to 10...1000 million in 2 months. At least he does the grading for sure (N (0)).
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