Silence is golden... Duct tape is silver!
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Silence is golden... Duct tape is silver!
The invention of the wheel was revolutionary
The invention of the permanent mechanical fasteners was equally riveting
The invention of the wheel was revolutionary
I took up a job at a bakery, because I knead the dough, and hope everything pans out well 
And so what if I can't spell Armageddon? It's not the end of the world!
Some people are obsessed with apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow
The sun explodes and 'kisses' the planets goodbye, that is what they call an APOCALYPSE
Taking a dog named Shark to the beach was a mistake
Bad Dawg!
Cutthroat Island "Bad Dog" Scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG4b4AZDmu0
Taking a dog named Shark to the beach was a mistake
Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit... Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner as all it was doing was gathering dust
Invention of the wheel is what got society rolling
On the other hand, the shovel was a groundbreaking invention
"And bring the shovels!"
Invention of the wheel is what got society rolling
On the other hand, the shovel was a groundbreaking invention
Invention of the wheel is what got society rolling
I was delighted when someone stole my flashlight
Watching the sunrise really brightens my day
How many minutes, now? And you still can see?
I was delighted when someone stole my flashlight
Watching the sunrise really brightens my day
Man who won a lottery says it was "wife changing"
Captain asked me to fill all the holes in the ship but then slugged me when I got to his wife
The grenade store was so quiet you could hear a pin drop
That pun was da bomb !
I made a pun about the wind but it blows.
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The grenade store was so quiet you could hear a pin drop
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