Blessed are those who sit on pin, for they shall rise again
Topic: The Pun & Fun Thread - page 13. (Read 55187 times)
Blessed are those who sit on pin, for they shall rise again
I had a great joke about boxing but I forgot the punch line
If the heavyweight championship is undisputed, then what's all the fighting about?
It’s hard to look good without glasses
I never knew I had so many faults until I got married
To whoever invented the number zero, thanks for nothing
Robots don't have brothers, they only have transisters
I wish I had seen Mt Rushmore before it was carved, I heard it's natural beauty was unprecedented
If your parachute doesn't deploy, you have the rest of your life to fix it
Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect
Watch the movie "Terminal Velocity" to get more understanding.
If your parachute doesn't deploy, you have the rest of your life to fix it
Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect
A crypto market crash is worse than a divorce... You lose half your money and your wife is still around
lol, this one
Preemptive recursion is the way of the way
Attractive nurses never get accurate pulse readings from their patients
No makeup wanted, to keep from having to makeup the pulse reading.
Of course, there is something to scared to death.
Attractive nurses never get accurate pulse readings from their patients
My girlfriend said I have no sense of direction so I packed my bags and right
Taking a dog named Shark to the beach was a mistake
Swimming with dolphins is expensive, but swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg
What a job it would be for you to keep this thread alive if you had lost your head over the whole thing!
Taking a dog named Shark to the beach was a mistake
Swimming with dolphins is expensive, but swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg
No wonder diversity is the spice of life
As long as she doesn't get you in the eye... she's still cute.
The bullet is in the eye of the beholder
Your ex doesn't miss me.
Cause you're dismissed?
Well, you're the ex. Was she the executionist who ex-ed you?
Nah, she keeps asking for another shot
My guess is, you're not within her range
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