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Topic: The Pun & Fun Thread - page 13. (Read 55080 times)

legendary
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July 08, 2021, 02:12:36 PM


Blessed are those who sit on pin, for they shall rise again
legendary
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July 05, 2021, 04:42:14 PM


I had a great joke about boxing but I forgot the punch line
legendary
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July 04, 2021, 02:36:15 PM


If the heavyweight championship is undisputed, then what's all the fighting about?
legendary
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July 03, 2021, 11:57:07 AM


It’s hard to look good without glasses
legendary
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July 01, 2021, 08:39:03 AM


I never knew I had so many faults until I got married
jr. member
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June 29, 2021, 03:26:42 PM


To whoever invented the number zero, thanks for nothing
legendary
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June 28, 2021, 10:46:41 AM


Robots don't have brothers, they only have transisters
jr. member
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June 27, 2021, 07:58:26 AM


I wish I had seen Mt Rushmore before it was carved, I heard it's natural beauty was unprecedented
legendary
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June 26, 2021, 03:18:35 PM


If your parachute doesn't deploy, you have the rest of your life to fix it

Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect

Watch the movie "Terminal Velocity" to get more understanding.

Cool
legendary
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June 26, 2021, 03:01:33 PM


If your parachute doesn't deploy, you have the rest of your life to fix it

Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect
legendary
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June 24, 2021, 05:24:03 AM


A crypto market crash is worse than a divorce... You lose half your money and your wife is still around
newbie
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June 22, 2021, 05:44:38 PM
https://i.imgur.com/d9HffAl.png

Preemptive recursion is the way of the way

lol, this one Grin
legendary
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June 21, 2021, 12:52:21 PM


Preemptive recursion is the way of the way
legendary
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June 18, 2021, 09:00:25 PM


Attractive nurses never get accurate pulse readings from their patients



No makeup wanted, to keep from having to makeup the pulse reading.

Of course, there is something to scared to death.

Cool
legendary
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June 18, 2021, 12:37:22 PM


Attractive nurses never get accurate pulse readings from their patients
legendary
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June 11, 2021, 03:03:39 PM


My girlfriend said I have no sense of direction so I packed my bags and right
legendary
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June 08, 2021, 12:27:01 PM


Taking a dog named Shark to the beach was a mistake

Swimming with dolphins is expensive, but swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg

What a job it would be for you to keep this thread alive if you had lost your head over the whole thing!

Cool
legendary
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June 08, 2021, 05:49:26 AM


Taking a dog named Shark to the beach was a mistake

Swimming with dolphins is expensive, but swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg
newbie
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June 08, 2021, 03:03:21 AM
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The plural of spouse is spice
No wonder diversity is the spice of life
newbie
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June 08, 2021, 02:49:04 AM
As long as she doesn't get you in the eye... she's still cute.     Grin

The bullet is in the eye of the beholder

Your ex doesn't miss me.     Grin

Cause you're dismissed?

Well, you're the ex. Was she the executionist who ex-ed you?

Nah, she keeps asking for another shot

My guess is, you're not within her range
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