Sometimes I snore so loudly it scares everyone in the car I’m driving
Topic: The Pun & Fun Thread - page 15. (Read 55187 times)
Sometimes I snore so loudly it scares everyone in the car I’m driving
It doesn't matter who is right in war. What matters is who is left
But if they all took the right fork to the battlefield, who knows if there would be any left?
It doesn't matter who is right in war. What matters is who is left
I can't count how many times I failed a math test
Just because you can't find the calculator in your smartphone...
I can't count how many times I failed a math test
When bitcoin is better than fiat
Me and US Dollar have been sleeping together. You can tell by our same kind of scoliosis.
When bitcoin is better than fiat
My uncle got vaccinated, so the only thing stopping him from seeing his nephews is a restraining order
Pressing F5 is so refreshing!
Buy one at the price of two and get one for free
Things would have been so much easier if they had placed wheels under it when they built it.
Buy one at the price of two and get one for free
Be nice to folks on the way up because you’ll meet them on the way down
I was delighted when someone stole my flashlight
Pickpocketing is mostly crowdfunded
that escalatored quickly
My earliest memory is going to a party with my dad and going home with my mom
Jeff Bezos is stepping down from Amazon, to spend more time with his money
A lot of meat on those alligators. I hear they are good eating.
Bon appétit!
Don't eat this alligator. You'll become a second-hand cannibal.
A lot of meat on those alligators. I hear they are good eating
Bon appétit!
It's not the allegations that I have a problem with - it's the allegator
I'm always waiting for your next one. They are so much fun. A lot of meat on those alligators. I hear they are good eating.
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