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legendary
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May 12, 2020, 04:03:08 PM
#13
As long as she doesn't get you in the eye... she's still cute.     Grin

The bullet is in the eye of the beholder

Your ex doesn't miss me.     Grin

Cause you're dismissed?

Well, you're the ex. Was she the executionist who ex-ed you?

Nah, she keeps asking for another shot
legendary
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May 12, 2020, 03:06:12 PM
#12
As long as she doesn't get you in the eye... she's still cute.     Grin

The bullet is in the eye of the beholder

Your ex doesn't miss me.     Grin

Cause you're dismissed?

Well, you're the ex. Was she the executionist who ex-ed you?

     Wink
legendary
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May 12, 2020, 02:48:18 PM
#11
As long as she doesn't get you in the eye... she's still cute.     Grin

The bullet is in the eye of the beholder

Your ex doesn't miss me.     Grin

Cause you're dismissed?
legendary
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May 12, 2020, 02:33:16 PM
#10
As long as she doesn't get you in the eye... she's still cute.     Grin

The bullet is in the eye of the beholder

Your ex doesn't miss me.     Grin
legendary
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May 12, 2020, 01:52:23 PM
#9
As long as she doesn't get you in the eye... she's still cute.     Grin

The bullet is in the eye of the beholder
legendary
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May 12, 2020, 01:23:01 PM
#8


My ex still misses me but her aim is starting to improve

As long as she doesn't get you in the eye... she's still cute.     Grin
legendary
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May 12, 2020, 12:53:36 PM
#7
With all those backlogged carcasses, adding another might just drive them crazy.

Fixed it for you
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May 12, 2020, 12:00:40 PM
#6

Police are working tirelessly to catch the local wheel thief

With all those backlogged cases, adding another might just drive them crazy.
legendary
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May 12, 2020, 11:31:50 AM
#5


Police are working tirelessly to catch the local wheel thief
legendary
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May 12, 2020, 03:20:46 AM
#4
legendary
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May 11, 2020, 12:15:48 PM
#3


If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
legendary
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May 10, 2020, 10:40:20 AM
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My ex still misses me but her aim is starting to improve
legendary
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May 09, 2020, 01:00:54 PM
#1
Being someone with the longest tongue for the pun on the forum (presumably), I decided to start this thread dedicated to the best handpicked puns out there. If you want to add more fun and pun to it (and to the forum), please follow the pattern below (a pun and a picture explaining it or adding even more fun to it):





And so what if I can't spell Armageddon? It's not the end of the world!
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