There's perfect, there's scam, and everything in between. Monero is a helluva lot closer to perfect than DASH/Darkcoin/Xcoin could every hope to be...You can look on the block explorer and see the amount of coins emitted at any block.
I suppose when you're comparing a technology thats designed to be the safe with one that's designed to be the money then that's of some small comfort.
The fact is, Monero is not "a helluva lot closer to perfect". In fact it's nowhere near it - nothing to do with launches, emission profiles, fastmines, biased mining or any other such trainspotting junk.
We can have a p*ssing contest all day long about who had the "least perfect launch". The fact is, Monero had 2 things going for it and one of them was a "clean port" of Bytecoin which, as it turned out was a rotten fish the day it hit the market since they ported the very core of the bytecoin scam into monero. They eventually got rid of it ? The words horse and stable door spring to mind.
The second 'jewel' was privacy. But privacy is not a property of money - it's a property of monetary containers. In a trustless monetary medium - such as the ones I quoted earlier e.g. gold, tea, salt, grain, coal - fungibility is what counts. Privacy only matters if you have value and value only accrues to fungible monetary media and fungibility is an inherent property of that medium, not its container.
Monero takes its privacy model from banks. A backed credit medium that doesn't have to worry about maximising trustless monetary properties. Apart from that, whatever number of PDF formulaic mumbo jumbo you like to post,
the debate over this will never leave it - specially where users for whom 'privacy' is a high priority are concerned.
Thats fail #2.
So sorry if I don't take the bait - I'd rather have the money than the safe, even at a 80% discount over Dash and despite your best efforts at a year's worth of benign name calling.
Dash is targeting fungibility directly: i.e. the inability to tell much difference between the coins at one blockchain address and another without compromising their transparency, usability or commercial compatibility with bitcoin-based services. If it succeeds in those objectives, it will be far more private than any other crypto because its privacy will actually mean something to investors.