This week I came across a topic talking about Bitcoin Futures. A lot of the posts (if not all) were something like:
Yes, I am sure Bitcoin will have a great future because the tech is awesome.
I believe in the future of Bitcoin because Bitcoin will go to the moon in 2018 sir.
No one can predict the future of Bitcoin but I am confident it will be well adopted.
I left the house...
Topic: Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny - page 79. (Read 60080 times)
June 29, 2018, 10:57:28 AM
June 29, 2018, 10:37:30 AM
I present to you a few examples of what I am now calling the Haiku bot:
This type of post always gives me a chuckle, hence why I submitted some of them to this thread. Still need to be nuked, though.
I like the construction of this project. Witting logo, engaging design, seamless approach.
Hi, guys. I think it's a great project!
Believable activity, a rather interesting results!
Believable activity, a rather interesting results!
This is a very interesting plan with opportunity!
Excellence activity, riveting project, noticing plan!
Excellence activity, riveting project, noticing plan!
This type of post always gives me a chuckle, hence why I submitted some of them to this thread. Still need to be nuked, though.
June 29, 2018, 07:55:13 AM
Sadly a lot of posts are being made just to rank up to be able to wear a signature.
This thread is dedicated to those posts so stupid they actually make you laugh.
Please share your funny posts.
Like Fliora https://bitcointalksearch.org/user/fliora-1363992
But responding to threads like Climate change and the power crisis...
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/climate-change-and-the-power-crisis-4529244
This thread is dedicated to those posts so stupid they actually make you laugh.
Please share your funny posts.
Like Fliora https://bitcointalksearch.org/user/fliora-1363992
But responding to threads like Climate change and the power crisis...
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/climate-change-and-the-power-crisis-4529244
Half of these people are honestly probably not even in their teens yet. Just look at their answers to stuff:
I go to my room to contemplate and gather my thoughts since I don't want to talk when I'm angry because I might hurt other people's feelings
My stress reliever is to eat. Especially to eat sweet foods. Examples are chocolates and ice cream.
i would like to be the richest person in the world, because with the money you can do everything you want.
And surprise surprise:
Property. One of the reasons I ended up looking into Bitcoin in the first place is that property prices in Perth are approaching levels akin to extortion. Even a simple apartment in the inner CBD or decent-sized property in a nearby country town would suit me.
Property. One of the reasons I ended up looking into Bitcoin in the first place is that property prices in Perth are approaching levels akin to extortion. Even a simple apartment in the inner CBD or decent-sized property in a nearby country town would suit me.
Getting really tired of cleaning up this mess. The campaign managers should be the ones getting banned if they're paying for this and they are doing so in their thousands whilst collecting in millions in the process. Something needs to stop.
June 29, 2018, 07:44:17 AM
You guys want something funny? Open any thread posted in bitcoin/altcoin discussion. The place is 90% shit post and it's really rare to have some interaction within.
June 29, 2018, 07:15:59 AM
They dont even try anymore 
i thought this one was funny/fail
that whole thread should be nuked imo, obvious scam, and likely paid bumping :/
These shitposters dont even care about merit, they are just gonna use 1000 accounts for same effect as 100 ranked ones it seems
i thought this one was funny/failthat whole thread should be nuked imo, obvious scam, and likely paid bumping :/
These shitposters dont even care about merit, they are just gonna use 1000 accounts for same effect as 100 ranked ones it seems
Its a farming thread. Bacon, Beef or Chicken for supper !
June 29, 2018, 07:05:22 AM
They dont even try anymore i thought this one was funny/fail
that whole thread should be nuked imo, obvious scam, and likely paid bumping :/
These shitposters dont even care about merit, they are just gonna use 1000 accounts for same effect as 100 ranked ones it seems
i thought this one was funny/failthat whole thread should be nuked imo, obvious scam, and likely paid bumping :/
These shitposters dont even care about merit, they are just gonna use 1000 accounts for same effect as 100 ranked ones it seems
June 29, 2018, 05:04:53 AM
This thread is well on its way to megathread status, because there is an endless supply of material!
I'm going to make the hunt a bit more interesting by looking for shitposts from members that were grandfathered in at Hero/Legendary rank before the Meta Apocalypse. After all, it was these original shitposters telling all their "economically oppressed" buddies about how easy it is to make money on here that we have the deluge of shitposters today.
EDIT - my first submission from Legendary member @operabit (who has the default amount of 1000 merit, of course):
The grammar in that sentence has more gyrations than the strippers down at Mons Venus...
I'm going to make the hunt a bit more interesting by looking for shitposts from members that were grandfathered in at Hero/Legendary rank before the Meta Apocalypse. After all, it was these original shitposters telling all their "economically oppressed" buddies about how easy it is to make money on here that we have the deluge of shitposters today.
EDIT - my first submission from Legendary member @operabit (who has the default amount of 1000 merit, of course):
Zencash is always consistent in all forms of progress and development efforts, no one if it still exists to date and compete with other great altcoin.
The grammar in that sentence has more gyrations than the strippers down at Mons Venus...
June 29, 2018, 02:19:48 AM
If you research then you will find out at-least 10% poster posting shit post. You can find them on local thread's post reply, new post on ann and bounty section. And above all all section.
Brilliant analysis.OP, I like the idea of this thread very much and at one point I'd thought of keeping a private "collection" of some of the worst shitposts I came across, but I never started one--I probably should have, because it's at least interesting to see how long shitposters last on this forum before getting banned or whatever. I'm going to keep this thread bookmarked for future reference.
I just found this one. I snipped out the irrelevant parts, but it's funny that the guy was obviously trying to pad his post and repeated the same shit about Binance being out of Malta 3 times:
Binance exchange has already moved to Malta, now Headquarters of Binance situated in Malta only and all operation are being done from Malta only.
Another one from the same thread:the best exchange for trade is Binance in which you can easily and quickly do trade in Binance trade are done in high volume. i also used Binance for trade Binance is the top exchange in crypto world.
It's a thread with basically a hundred people all recommending Binance or Bittrex. This user, qumatru, is also in one of Yahoo62278's campaigns, which is unfortunate. All of his posts are bloated shitposts that say nothing. June 29, 2018, 02:12:40 AM
If you research then you will find out at-least 10% poster posting shit post. You can find them on local thread's post reply, new post on ann and bounty section. And above all all section.
June 29, 2018, 01:02:36 AM
Sadly a lot of posts are being made just to rank up to be able to wear a signature.
This thread is dedicated to those posts so stupid they actually make you laugh.
Please share your funny posts.
Like Fliora https://bitcointalksearch.org/user/fliora-1363992
But responding to threads like Climate change and the power crisis...
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/climate-change-and-the-power-crisis-4529244
With "This project is very promising ! I will follow the progress and hope you will achieve your goal great technology, good luck!"
Is just the next level of stupid. (I took a screenshot because moderator was very quick and efficient)
Or that "special" coin launched on April 1.... https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.33777583
...and then reality kicks in and I hit the "report" button
This thread is dedicated to those posts so stupid they actually make you laugh.
Please share your funny posts.
Like Fliora https://bitcointalksearch.org/user/fliora-1363992
But responding to threads like Climate change and the power crisis...
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/climate-change-and-the-power-crisis-4529244
With "This project is very promising ! I will follow the progress and hope you will achieve your goal great technology, good luck!"
Is just the next level of stupid. (I took a screenshot because moderator was very quick and efficient)
Or that "special" coin launched on April 1.... https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.33777583
...and then reality kicks in and I hit the "report" button
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