Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny - page 79.

suchmoon

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Quote from: MagicSmoker on June 29, 2018, 10:37:30 AM

I present to you a few examples of what I am now calling the Haiku bot:

Quote from: Mietegavol on June 27, 2018, 11:10:14 PM

I like the construction of this project. Witting logo, engaging design, seamless approach.

Quote from: Emapsen on June 29, 2018, 10:18:08 AM

Hi, guys. I think it's a great project!
Believable activity, a rather interesting results!

Quote from: ?? on ??

This is a very interesting plan with opportunity!
Excellence activity, riveting project, noticing plan!

This type of post always gives me a chuckle, hence why I submitted some of them to this thread. Still need to be nuked, though.

These are my favorites. And there is shitloads of them. Just one example reported recently:

https://bitcointalksearch.org/user/boyrasecbui-2209326

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Many grammar, wow bot.

LeGaulois

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This week I came across a topic talking about Bitcoin Futures. A lot of the posts (if not all) were something like:
Yes, I am sure Bitcoin will have a great future because the tech is awesome.
I believe in the future of Bitcoin because Bitcoin will go to the moon in 2018 sir.
No one can predict the future of Bitcoin but I am confident it will be well adopted.

I left the house...

MagicSmoker

full member

Activity: 420

Merit: 184

I present to you a few examples of what I am now calling the Haiku bot:

Quote from: Mietegavol on June 27, 2018, 11:10:14 PM

I like the construction of this project. Witting logo, engaging design, seamless approach.

Quote from: Emapsen on June 29, 2018, 10:18:08 AM

Hi, guys. I think it's a great project!
Believable activity, a rather interesting results!

Quote from: ?? on ??

This is a very interesting plan with opportunity!
Excellence activity, riveting project, noticing plan!

This type of post always gives me a chuckle, hence why I submitted some of them to this thread. Still need to be nuked, though.

hilariousetc

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Merit: 3071

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Quote from: xtraelv on June 29, 2018, 01:02:36 AM

Sadly a lot of posts are being made just to rank up to be able to wear a signature.

This thread is dedicated to those posts so stupid they actually make you laugh.
Please share your funny posts.

Like Fliora https://bitcointalksearch.org/user/fliora-1363992

But responding to threads like Climate change and the power crisis...
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/climate-change-and-the-power-crisis-4529244

Half of these people are honestly probably not even in their teens yet. Just look at their answers to stuff:

Quote from: Fliora on June 28, 2018, 11:54:01 AM

I go to my room to contemplate and gather my thoughts since I don't want to talk when I'm angry because I might hurt other people's feelings

Quote from: Fliora on June 28, 2018, 12:00:00 PM

My stress reliever is to eat. Especially to eat sweet foods. Examples are chocolates and ice cream.

Quote from: Fliora on June 28, 2018, 11:55:30 AM

i would like to be the richest person in the world, because with the money you can do everything you want.

And surprise surprise:

Quote from: Fliora on March 08, 2018, 11:56:36 AM

Property. One of the reasons I ended up looking into Bitcoin in the first place is that property prices in Perth are approaching levels akin to extortion. Even a simple apartment in the inner CBD or decent-sized property in a nearby country town would suit me.

Quote from: Notanon on January 02, 2015, 12:36:35 AM

Property. One of the reasons I ended up looking into Bitcoin in the first place is that property prices in Perth are approaching levels akin to extortion. Even a simple apartment in the inner CBD or decent-sized property in a nearby country town would suit me.

Getting really tired of cleaning up this mess. The campaign managers should be the ones getting banned if they're paying for this and they are doing so in their thousands whilst collecting in millions in the process. Something needs to stop.

Probinus

jr. member

Activity: 84

Merit: 5

You guys want something funny? Open any thread posted in bitcoin/altcoin discussion. The place is 90% shit post and it's really rare to have some interaction within.

xtraelv

legendary

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Merit: 1926

฿ear ride on the rainbow slide

Quote from: CjMapope on June 29, 2018, 07:05:22 AM

They dont even try anymore Grin

i thought this one was funny/fail

that whole thread should be nuked imo, obvious scam, and likely paid bumping :/

These shitposters dont even care about merit, they are just gonna use 1000 accounts for same effect as 100 ranked ones it seems Sad

Its a farming thread. Bacon, Beef or Chicken for supper ! Grin

CjMapope

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~Full-Time Minter since 2016~

They dont even try anymore Grin

i thought this one was funny/fail

that whole thread should be nuked imo, obvious scam, and likely paid bumping :/

These shitposters dont even care about merit, they are just gonna use 1000 accounts for same effect as 100 ranked ones it seems Sad

MagicSmoker

full member

Activity: 420

Merit: 184

This thread is well on its way to megathread status, because there is an endless supply of material!

I'm going to make the hunt a bit more interesting by looking for shitposts from members that were grandfathered in at Hero/Legendary rank before the Meta Apocalypse. After all, it was these original shitposters telling all their "economically oppressed" buddies about how easy it is to make money on here that we have the deluge of shitposters today.

EDIT - my first submission from Legendary member @operabit (who has the default amount of 1000 merit, of course):

Quote from: operabit on June 20, 2018, 09:57:54 AM

Zencash is always consistent in all forms of progress and development efforts, no one if it still exists to date and compete with other great altcoin.

The grammar in that sentence has more gyrations than the strippers down at Mons Venus... Tongue

The Sceptical Chymist

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Quote from: shilpyh on June 29, 2018, 02:12:40 AM

If you research then you will find out at-least 10% poster posting shit post. You can find them on local thread's post reply, new post on ann and bounty section. And above all all section.

Brilliant analysis.

OP, I like the idea of this thread very much and at one point I'd thought of keeping a private "collection" of some of the worst shitposts I came across, but I never started one--I probably should have, because it's at least interesting to see how long shitposters last on this forum before getting banned or whatever. I'm going to keep this thread bookmarked for future reference.

I just found this one. I snipped out the irrelevant parts, but it's funny that the guy was obviously trying to pad his post and repeated the same shit about Binance being out of Malta 3 times:

Quote from: btcyoda on June 29, 2018, 01:11:23 AM

Binance exchange has already moved to Malta, now Headquarters of Binance situated in Malta only and all operation are being done from Malta only.

Another one from the same thread:

Quote from: ?? on ??

the best exchange for trade is Binance in which you can easily and quickly do trade in Binance trade are done in high volume. i also used Binance for trade Binance is the top exchange in crypto world.

It's a thread with basically a hundred people all recommending Binance or Bittrex. This user, qumatru, is also in one of Yahoo62278's campaigns, which is unfortunate. All of his posts are bloated shitposts that say nothing.

shilpyh

copper member

Activity: 210

Merit: 7

If you research then you will find out at-least 10% poster posting shit post. You can find them on local thread's post reply, new post on ann and bounty section. And above all all section.

xtraelv

legendary

Activity: 1288

Merit: 1926

฿ear ride on the rainbow slide

Sadly a lot of posts are being made just to rank up to be able to wear a signature.

This thread is dedicated to those posts so stupid they actually make you laugh.
Please share your funny posts.

Like Fliora https://bitcointalksearch.org/user/fliora-1363992

But responding to threads like Climate change and the power crisis...
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/climate-change-and-the-power-crisis-4529244

With "This project is very promising ! I will follow the progress and hope you will achieve your goal great technology, good luck!"

Is just the next level of stupid. (I took a screenshot because moderator was very quick and efficient)

Or that "special" coin launched on April 1.... https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.33777583

...and then reality kicks in and I hit the "report" button

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