Topic: ★ ZEIT ★ [COMMUNITY & KNIGHTS] [ULTRA LOW INFLATION] [MICRO-PAYMENTS] - page 389. (Read 1009280 times)

OK, I'm not a TOTAL bar-steward, here's a short humour-break for you.
...Then BACK TO THE DUNGEON, ok?

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9 Jokes Only Engineers Will Understand.

(Who Says Engineers Don’t Have A Sense Of Humor?)

1.
Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.


2.
To the optimist, the glass is half-full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.
To the engineer, it's a high-redundancy storage solution.

3.
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.

The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"

The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!"

The priest said, "Here comes the green-keeper. Let's have a word with him."

He said, "Hello George, what's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"

The green-keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."

The group fell silent for a moment.

The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."

The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them."

The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"

4.
What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

5.
The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

6.
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing who must have designed the human body.

One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints."

Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections."

The last one said, "No, actually it had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

7.
Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."


8.
An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want."

Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess and that I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."

9.
A wife asks her husband, a software engineer...

"Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!"

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had eggs."

*Yes, I was an engineer - industrial/electrical (mostly overhead cranes)*

https://forum.zeit-coin.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=246#p1802

i am sure lion is talking about beejay and me.....
family
hobbies
fishing
play pocket pool

Lol, that's very good to hear that. 

Yes, competition is for that specific image only - because it's so beautiful & cryptic!

I am not sure if Lion wants to have a caption for that exact picture but in any case you can find more of them on our twitter feed. And we are still looking for more contributions like that.

https://twitter.com/ZEITCOIN    #lolzeit

Love the low prices for ZEIT on MintPal right now....

At 2 Sat I was able to increase my ZEIT by 33% for pennies!

CAPTION COMPETITION

RULES

125K to the winner, as judged by ME!
Closes at MIDNIGHT BST Sunday 18th May
Any entry which re-posts the original image will be DISQUALIFIED!!!!
(Unless you've actually d/l'd, captioned & re-upped it.)


#lolzeit

#lolzeit

Good news for you then, guys ....

I've been down to the dungeon where we keep our captive devs 'focussed' & beaten them sufficiently to ensure that they are well motivated to implementing this feature in the next wallet update.

Stay tuned

THIS THIS THIS THIS!!!!!!

I...........WANT...........THIS............CHATROOM.............IN............. MY..........ZEITCOIN.........WALLET!!!!       

No better way to "network" with other true believer Zeitcoiners in my opinion. SOOOOO many possibilities with this.

with the price where it is i would say you showed up at the right time


btw i love the new 'O' in the thread tittle!

Hi everyone, I hope I'm not late to this party?  As soon as I free up some BTC, I will be buying some Zeit's  
Will be on the forum soon.

Picked up on this on the Myriad thread (I'm mining them now for complex reasons, mostly because it seems to make best use of my limited mining power) VERY interesting discussion which I recommend to ALL alt-coiners......

Thanks for your support.
All wallet address are listed on http://cryptobid.org

If you want I duplicated them here:

Bitcoin: 1Hjd8xVvmwnoJuME1sJcKVo49WiXDLNFxU
Litecoin: LX9NN2NTTCYTCuwx5c1vNLSACcQhhU3Uzs
Zeitcoin: MZTMMhhqp9YXHgyvUWpXwRp8rJff4bB6et

Now requires payment of a dedicated server and payment programmers I cooperate with.

Thanks.

Please tell me your zeitcoin wallet address for a dev bounty / donation.

Thanks, Lion!

https://forum.zeit-coin.com/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=36

Got a bunch of 'mined but not accepted' transactions while staking today.  I'm curious if the not accepted blocks destroy coin age?  Thanx, all!

Hi people. Nice to meet you.
I am the main developer of this project. There is still a lot of work, many technical and financial problems, but we can handle.