Topic: [ANN] KRAKEN.COM - Exchange with USD EUR GBP JPY CAD BTC LTC XRP NMC XDG STR ETH - page 81. (Read 628889 times)

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I am so glad I have no BTC on Kraken ATM. I would be freaking out. I don't think I will ever use Kraken again after this.. I mean I would hate to not have access to my BTC lol

Kraken has turned into the worst exchange in crypto land. If it would not be for an automated system, we would not trade on this trading platform. The error logs are abyssal.
Just waiting for the moment the turnover drops here, and then get the hell out of this shitty hellhole of liars, pretenders and amateurs.

If you consider starting to trade o Kraken.....DONT do it...dont let yourself get ripped off.

Can the retards selling on ETH/EUR market just stop please, you are selling into 305 USD (conversion) when the price on every exchange is 315 USD at the moment, of course Kraken dont have some basic bots in order to arbitrage the different currency markets...why would they...they can't even manage to run a decent engine for this crappy exchange. If you really want to sell guys, sell in the ETH/USD market where the price is 315 Jesus, what is this amateurs hour...

So i will never see my money again, because they don't want to change my email adress ?
@kraken-protocol

Dont know if you look for input like this
On 99 orders to be placed:
26 Eservice unavailables
20 Eservice: Busy
Total calls 99 + 26 + 20 = 145

Eservice unavailables: 26 /145*100%=17.93 %  (previous 13.93%%)
Eservice Busy: 20 /145*100%= 13.79%  (Previous 4.10%)
Unknowns: 75/145 = 52.41% of total calls  (Previous 54.92%) - (most of the unknowns were not placed, we would need to take a closer look at our logs to present exact data here)

Total error rate = (26 + 20 + 75)/145*100% = 84.14% (surely NOT an improvement from previous Tot. error = 72.95%)

Aka Service close to non-existing....was there supposed to be an improvement?

cant withdrawal fiat per sepa from my acc, says the whole time error, wtf is wrong with you guys.... 

Kraken, any projections on when the API will start responding in reasonable time? Several months in unusable state is rather long.

I mean this is such a joke of an exchange, having problems is understandable but not being able to fix them in such a big amount of time is ridiulous, due to the fact on this ridiculous exchange you can't manage to put an order the prices are always so different compared with Bitfinex and Gdax like all the time (unlike Kraken these are real time exchanges, Kraken is good if you missed the action and you want to see it in a rerun though - a very slow, laggy and cringey rerun), I mean no offense but if you guys are so incompetent just ask Bitfinex and Gdax to help you out - go on them and ask them to buy you because you are incompetents and you have no idea about how to properly run an exchange, they manage way larger volumes than you guys and I never hear people complaining about Bitfinex.

Thank you for your message.  There are senior staff looking into this item daily for you. 

It may be that if you log in at this time, you will see that various problems have been addressed or reduced.  There have been some improvements applied recently, thus your experience may be improved over earlier today or yesterday.  It's still possible that you may encounter an issue, but if so please don't hesitate to let us know.

Looking forward to further input.

Dear Kraken Supports

I have sent all details to your side in ticket system. I contacted with my local bank branch, they checked twice and contacted with transfer banks and confirmed that money transfer already finished. But you didnt find my money as you say in ticket system. Today we passed 10. Business day after i transferred money. Its more than 16K USD. Its not understanable. Please find my money.

Ticket #804227

it's not. it's the Willy bot

I just took this numbers form CoinMarketCap https://coinmarketcap.com/exchanges/kraken/ . I really dont understand how this could be if nothing works.

do you still believe the shit that the most exchangers are serving you? Of course, they don't have such volumes. They are FAKE . 

Maybe their presented volumes are as much of a lie as their false claim/promise to be the "Best Bitcoin Exchange" in order to intentionally mislead customers/clients?

I mean.... high volumes attract customers, the promise of being the "best", can have the same effect. Mentioning advanced order types, whereby those were removed until further notice due to degraded performance. All of these claims by Kraken on their service, and none of them is true.

But worst of all.. Not mentioning performance issues to new customers on their main website, so they all fall into the same trap.

Do you know that you are the slowest exchange I ever saw, even EtherDelta much faster.
Do you know what your clients think about your exchange?
Why dont you do anything?
How it is to be the fucking worst exchange on Earth and do nothing with this?
Is it too difficult to make fast response exchange when you have volume 100Millions$ per 24 hours?
You give this fucking page https://status.kraken.com/ for your clients and say that in good days we have 1-1.2 ms response and it is very good. Really? WTF? It is sucks. Even in your best day when you have only one order to be placed without any load you are the slowest exchange on Earth.
Kraken will die soon if you will not change your connection because no one wants to lose money because of impossibility to create or close orders.
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Hi hilariousetc! The quickest and most cost efficient method for you to fund your Kraken account from the UK is to navigate to Funding > Deposit > EUR and select "Fidor Bank AG (SEPA)". You can send Euro from a UK bank via SEPA transfer as your bank should be able to convert GBP to Euro before sending. These funds will be credited to your account as Euro which is our most liquid market.

For more information on the costs to you please read through: https://support.kraken.com/hc/en-us/articles/201396777-What-are-the-deposit-fees-

Kraken is pretty much the only exchange I have used without a hitch (Coinbase was hopeless), but due to things like this and fees and them not accepting gbp anymore I have to sell in usd which then adds a $60 fee when I want to withdraw, so I'm just going to sack exchanges off completely and try sell my coins for either straight cash or direct bank transfer.

Email verification is needed for each new withdrawal address or bank account.