Shut up dogsboy, the wallet is out of service very much like everything else in this thread. The rock shaped head of those involved in thread bumping must be taken care of with or otherwise wedged in a microwave for quick stewing. I want to emphasize that however purile the attempt to revive the thread was it was done masterfully and worked.
I read this and thought to myself, "I bet I gave this person their one merit." And I was right. But your response made me laugh, and that is worthy of another merit. It seems we have a true poet in our midst.
I have this tremendous bumping power and never use it, so I figured, might as well. It's the nerdiest superpower that ever existed. If I use it again on this thread, it might be stuck at the top of the ANN section for a month.
