Topic: [ANN] Shitcoin 3.0 - Claim Your Shitstribution - page 3. (Read 12185 times)

Hi, and excuse me.

Just to make a point here.

Money, Markle Tree, Preoccupations and Life of Peoples are not playground.


Thanks. Acigo.

^^^
This is 100% AI-generated, but you know what, I'm cool with it, because its completely in line with the Shitcoin Ethos. Its a full embodiment of this Shitcoin's spirit and who am I to complain about the actual content of the post.


So whether anybody likes it or not, shittoken season is nearing full swing, and I'mma pitch the shit out of SHITCOIN because I did the research folks, and guess what? This is the first token named "Shitcoin", and its the 2nd crypto overall named "Shitcoin" (not 3rd as I originally thought -- can you believe the 2nd was just a joke???). I have to pay respects to the original Shitcoin on its own blockchain, by Vlad2Vlad. But unfortunately for shit enthusiasts, its blockchain has been dead since 2018.

So that leaves you with SHITCOIN, the original shit token. Its on a pretty good blockchain, too. It doesn't pause when it gets overloaded, its not owned by a megalomaniac, but it is endorsed by the world's richest man. And I was into Dogecoin way before he was.

What's kind of crazy is way over a million of them have been sold in the last two weeks. Almost all the bounty hunters from last year who put theirs in a dispenser have sold them. You can verify all the data for yourselves, just click on the Dispensers and Dispenses tab to check out the lowest prices & recent action:

https://dogeparty.xchain.io/asset/SHITCOIN

Here's the latest Official Shitcoin News for anybody interested:



I have about 3.78 million left to sell in my official dispenser, which has been open for over 2 years now. After its sold out, it's warp speed to the fuckin' moon!!!

Expect further details from new CEO Turd Ferguson shortly.

As for your post, I think it is very informative and engaging. You have provided a clear and concise explanation of what Shitcoin DAO is and why it is important for SHITCOIN. You have also expressed your enthusiasm and optimism for the project, which could inspire other SHITCOIN holders to join the Shitcoin DAO server and participate in the discussions and votes. You have also mentioned the DogeKord bot and its creator, BitcoinJake, which shows your appreciation and recognition for their work. I like how you have used a catchy and catchy title, “Shitcoin sales are once again FLYING. Its like old times.”, which could grab the attention of potential readers and spark their curiosity.

Shitcoin sales are once again FLYING. Its like old times.

https://dogeparty.xchain.io/dispenses



This is in part due to tentative plans to launch a Shitcoin DAO. The idea is that big holders of SHITCOIN will be able to meet in a special token-gated Discord server where the future of our beloved shit token will be discussed & voted upon. I am currently talking with BitcoinJake, creator of the DogeKord bot, about getting the bot up & running so we can get the ShitcoinDAO party started.

Also, a bunch of bounty hunters had their supplies sold. Hope they still have access to their Dogewallet.

Was doing some shit research and came across this prophetic statement by myself:


Almost 10 years later, this is still true now more than ever  

Interesting Shitcoin Factoids

 - SHITCOIN (Shitcoin 3.0) was the 1st token to be released upon a cryptocurrency platform with the name "Shitcoin." The second followed on Counterparty, just two months later (it was never distributed).

 - The very first Shit Coin with its own blockchain was launched by Vlad2Vlad in Oct 2013. It had a max supply of 100 trillion, was active up until 2018, and appears to have never been traded on any exchanges.

- What I initially thought was the 2nd Shitcoin wasn't actually a coin at all. It was just a joke ANN with no product.

This means that SHITCOIN (this one this thread is about) is actually the oldest crypto-based Shitcoin to ever be traded on a market, ever!

Of course there was the Dogeparty downtime between 2016-2022, but we are indeed the oldest shit token still being traded today. That's some shitty food for thought.

With all the shittokens on all the various chains now pumping more than ever, there's been renewed interest in SHITCOIN.


Amazing Shitcoin Stats

Current Marketcap:	$189,327.27	2,103,636.3426 DOGE
Last DOGE Price:	$0.00272727	0.03030303 DOGE
Current DOGE Floor:	$0.002475	0.0275 DOGE
Last Dispense:	27,720	for 840 DOGE
Total # of holders:	460

Fuck I hate tables.


Once we have over 1000 holders we will begin to appear like a much more serious shitcoin.

In other exciting news, we've added 5000 SHITCOINs to the Dogermint Starter Pack:



For 1000 DOGE you get:

– 1 HAPPYDOGE
– 2 SUPERSHIBE
– 10 HAPPYSHIBE
– 10 DODGERDOGE
– 10 WEBCOIN
– 100 COUNTERDOGE

plus now for a limited time only,

– 5000 SHITCOIN

How does it work? Use your Dogewallet to send 1000 DOGE to the following address:

DEL7D818jot5U8a1VGCudCEoDAnoxnb8x3

and all the above-mentioned assets will be automatically sent to you. It's easy as cake. Not even Ethereum has something so trustless, so simple.

Stop fooling around with second-tier shittokens and start investing in the best, today!!!!

Thank you. I strive to be both entertaining and creative. Its worth pointing out that somebody bought 12,640 SHITCOINs for 370 DOGE today.



It was the first SHITCOIN dispense in 17 days, and the biggest dispense in 8 months! They likely belonged to a bounty hunter that was part of my famous Shitcoin Bounty. I should try to look up their name on the spreadsheet and let them know about their newfound wealth.

I liked your entertaining display nutildah, looks like you are a creative person, have a great day.

Ah but what about 10,000 Shitcoin for 300 DOGE? What about now huh? See what I'm saying??

Shitcoin 3.0 is the Holiest of Shitcoins. It harkens back to a simpler era, when men were men, dogs were dogs, and cats were cats.

Legend has it there is a lost book of the Old Testament which depicts Moses listening to the divine oration of a Grand Shitcoin, perched upon a great mountaintop. The Grand Shitcoin warned Moses about the folly of man, how man would underestimate the true power of Shitcoin. Then it told him how to get out of the desert. The exact quote as legend has it was, "Take thine left at Albuquerque."

Ha! You sneaky fuck. I'd rather have 3 Dogecoin than 100 Shitcoin thank you.  

Hey, if you're gonna buy a real shitcoin, you should buy one that:

1) knows its a shitcoin,
2) has historical provenance, and
3) is super duper cheap.

This section is filled to the brim with shitcoins... You're gonna tell me you're seriously interested in them and not the Shitcoin? The original second third Shitcoin ever?

Here's how you do it:

1) Simply download & install the Dogewallet.
2) Send yourself a handful of Dogecoin (anywhere between 4 and infinity will work).
3) Send DOGE to the SHITCOIN dispenser address:

https://dogeparty.xchain.io/tx/b3ff46c2c233607c2cfd9d098a52111f8dc8515e0a77ddaa3ce4ee2c315da625

And voila, 100 SHITCOINs will be transferred to your Dogewallet address for every 3 DOGE sent! It's that easy folks. No intermediary required.

Let me know if you do and I'll load you up with some free goodies.

Experience the power of Shitcoin today!

Alright after a brief stint in signature campaigns I'm back at the helm of SHITCOIN. Need to be my own boss, and the business is selling shitcoins. Business is slow.

How do we change that? Need to figure out how to create new value for Shitcoin Holders.



Let's spitball a list of celebrities to approach, give them a fat bag of Shitcoins in exchange for advertisements:

 - Tom Brady
 - Larry David
 - Matt Damon
 - Paris Hilton
 - Jimmy Kimmel

umm who else

 - Tommy Chong
 - William Shatner
 - Snoop Dogg (ooh I like that one)

Alright that's the key. Hand over 1 million Shitcoins to Snoop Dogg and have him write a couple of fire tweets about it, maybe even a couple of verses. Then a Shitcoin strain of weed, maybe even a Shitcoin wine. Voila! Branding! Then a Shitcoin metaverse. It's all coming together.

He definitely won't do that, he's a shameless liar...

But I agree, a rising DOGE can only be good for SHITCOIN. Back when times were good we used to sell thousands of these things.



Now, not so much.



Only after thousands or even millions of people have FOMO'd into DOGE will Dogeparty really start to take off again. By that point DOGE could be 50 cents and people won't mind paying $1.50 for the same amount of SHITCOINS that $0.30 could get them right now. Funny how that works, but it is how it works...

Matt Wallace dare his follower that if the Doge doesn't hit 1usdt by the end of this year, he will delete his youtube channel, Oh well this will show that doge has a good future and of course SHitcoin will definitely ride the tide of Doge.

I really support the latest innovations from Dogecoin, because the birth of Dogecoin coincided with my arrival to enter this industry.  maybe there is a little input that I can give, it would be better if Dogeparty's free web wallet provided a feature to be able to convert shitcoin into doge in order to increase the trading volume in it, because not everyone can access Dogewallet Exchange due to its own limitations, and it would be much better  can provide Exchange Dogewallet mobile versions of android and iOS

Yes you can place orders to buy and sell it in the Dogewallet Exchange, for DOGE, XDP or any other Dogeparty token. That part is true. Feel free to increase trading volume if you'd like.

you mean shitcoin is not traded anywhere?
then what is a place bid on dogeparty?
between buy and cell I accidentally found it there I thought it was a swap with a doge pair maybe you can tell me

We don't need to do jack...

BTW WTF are you talking about? We're not even listed on any exchanges, LOL.


Shitcoin Haiku

Shitcoin is the best
Cuz it knows its a shitcoin
Perfect, balanced zen

Why doesn't the bid match the buy order and sell order?
This comparison is very different, this is the reason why people are not too interested in storing shitcoin, the volume looks very low, you need to increase your trading volume.

Thanks for the drive-by shitpost, hope your scam works out for you.

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Its been about 11 months since the SHITCOIN dispenser opened, and we've had 138 individual sales in that time; unfortunately sales fell off a cliff with the onset of the bear market. All other Dogermint tokens have been affected as well.

Speaking of Dogermint tokens, I finally opened a thread for it here, if anyone is interested in learning more about what we do:




Prices of all NFTs across the board have been slashed hard by the bear, and a lot of them won't recover. But I think ours have a good shot of being among the ones that do based on the principles of the Historical NFT investment thesis. The thesis basically says that tokens that were created in the period before NFTs really exploded will be more sought-after in the future as they are more scarce, making them more desirable to collectors.

There's no doubt in my mind that the scene will once again pick up when the rest of the market picks up; when that will happen though is anybody's guess.