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Topic: [ANN] Shitcoin 3.0 - Claim Your Shitstribution - page 9. (Read 12330 times)

legendary
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https://bpip.org
And people wonder why altcoins aren't taken seriously

Given that 99% percent of altcoins are utter scams, this thread actually improves the seriousness average.
jr. member
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Merit: 1
And people wonder why altcoins aren't taken seriously
jr. member
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Merit: 7
Nah, I am already in deep shit of myself. no need for others shit.
legendary
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Merit: 1150
https://bitcoincleanup.com/
This is like a joke: D, But I think it might succeed, Doge also comes from a joke and we all want it now. Good luck.

With it's powerhouse team, this will surely succeed  Wink #2DaMoon

Here's our team members.


Vadger Bear, CEO


Skyler Samson, COO


Alexis Joan, CFO


Ronald Humper, community manager

Here's a link to our white paper, if you're the kind of nerd that reads that sort of thing.... I mean c'mon, just give us your fucking money already, you dopes. You'll obviously buy anything and that's why you're here. Jesus Christ we're trying to run an ICO not a seminar in vaginal empathy yoga.
copper member
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This is like a joke: D, But I think it might succeed, Doge also comes from a joke and we all want it now. Good luck.
newbie
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Wow , it's outstanding the Shitcoin and completely serious .  Cheesy
legendary
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Merit: 8114
nutildah, you need to find a way to cash in on this newfound fame. Do some ICO/IEO/I-something-O quickly while this shit is hot.

Holy shit, you're right!

Shitcoin 3.0 has migrated over to uh, uh, Ethereum! Wait.... TRON! No... EOS! Yeah EOS. That's where a real shitcoin should reside these days. There will be a 1 million to 1 conversion for the new coin, which are going on sale for $800 a pop at EOShitchange.coffee. I paid a super sweet price for the domain name: $0.49 for 10 years. I'm using a Wix site that I hired Albanian freelancers to create for only $999. Fucking awesome deal.

Here's our team members.


Vadger Bear, CEO


Skyler Samson, COO


Alexis Joan, CFO


Ronald Humper, community manager

Here's a link to our white paper, if you're the kind of nerd that reads that sort of thing.... I mean c'mon, just give us your fucking money already, you dopes. You'll obviously buy anything and that's why you're here. Jesus Christ we're trying to run an ICO not a seminar in vaginal empathy yoga.
legendary
Activity: 3654
Merit: 8909
https://bpip.org
nutildah, you need to find a way to cash in on this newfound fame. Do some ICO/IEO/I-something-O quickly while this shit is hot.
full member
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Toilet brush will aid the adoption. I use it to cleanse the periphery of my toilet sink after I dumped my shit right in there. I watch how small pieces of shit get caught by the water and carried away and sucked inside the drainage pipe. I will jump on board and help promote this shitty coin. To diversify your portfolio u need as more shits as u can get, its never enough.
sr. member
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What does Shitcoin have that you value it up to 8 trillion dollars? You must be kidding?
I know craziness is really necessary in business, but this is really unrealistic and unfounded.

It's you who are kidding, a ShitCoin is always a good investment  Roll Eyes
member
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Lifestyle & Wellness Platform
What does Shitcoin have that you value it up to 8 trillion dollars? You must be kidding?
I know craziness is really necessary in business, but this is really unrealistic and unfounded.
legendary
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Juicin' crypto
aw man, why has this coin not matched BTC In price yet?!?!?!!
legendary
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Merit: 8114

So does this mean no 1,000,000 dogeparty ? or will get it when you get your keys ?

Ha! Are you kidding? No, there's no free 1,000,000 dogeparty. There never was. I'll send you 1,100,000 Shitcoins once I find my Dogeparty keys.



OK, RECOVERED THE SHITCOIN STASH!!!

  Cheesy

The most recent commenters / messengers will receive their Shitstribution shortly. I'm upping it up to 1.5 million now, try to spread the wealth, I mean shit...

But really, the Dogeparty devs totally dropped the ball on what was an excellent premise (that they stole from Counterparty). They only released like 1/8th of the total platform they had promised.

So I am in no way endorsing Dogepotty. They have no incentive to get their shit together, they're already taken our money and ran.

But you can still use https://wallet.dogeparty.io to spread shitcoins around to friends and family. They make great Christmas presents for the kids as well.

Dogeparty Wallet also acts as a DOGE wallet if you didn't know.



HODL!!!

I just saw this. LOLzer!!

Who knows, someday Shitcoins may be all the rage. I see a 1,000 satoshi price start on the exchanges, easy  Wink
sr. member
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TimSweat
I hate Dogeparty now because they failed to deliver pretty bigtime, and I seem to have lost access to my Shitmaster keys because Dogeparty can only remember 1 address at a time and it was on my 3rd one.

I think I made a backup of the private keys, but in the mean time I'm a send you some MILLERLIGHTS to tide you over.



So does this mean no 1,000,000 dogeparty ? or will get it when you get your keys ?
legendary
Activity: 3010
Merit: 8114
I hate Dogeparty now because they failed to deliver pretty bigtime, and I seem to have lost access to my Shitmaster keys because Dogeparty can only remember 1 address at a time and it was on my 3rd one.

I think I made a backup of the private keys, but in the mean time I'm a send you some MILLERLIGHTS to tide you over.

sr. member
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TimSweat
I'll take some shits . pm sent
sr. member
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IRONX - Fully regulated World-Class Exchange
HODL!!!
newbie
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legendary
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Merit: 8114
When optimists notice a fad, they hype a new one and call it DarkCoin, CloakCoin, BlackCoin, or whatever.
When pessimists notice a fad, they make fun it and make "Shitcoin".

No wonder optimists are more successful in life.


Stop spreading FUD, Primediceboy.



ILL BE UP PROCRASTINATING FOR ANOTHER HOUR OR SO

IF YOU WANT TO CLAIM YOUR SHITSTRIBUTION OF 1.1 MILLION SHITCOINS

JUST PM ME A DOGEPARTY DOGEWALLET ADDRESS OR PUT IT IN YOUR SIG

THAT MEANS 1.1 MILLION SHITCOINS FOR YOU!!!

HELP SPREAD THE FECAL LOVE!

a rare glimpse at our secret patented 100 Th/s mining rig
legendary
Activity: 1498
Merit: 1000
When optimists notice a fad, they hype a new one and call it DarkCoin, CloakCoin, BlackCoin, or whatever.
When pessimists notice a fad, they make fun it and make "Shitcoin".

No wonder optimists are more successful in life.
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