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This is 100% AI-generated, but you know what, I'm cool with it, because its completely in line with the Shitcoin Ethos. Its a full embodiment of this Shitcoin's spirit and who am I to complain about the actual content of the post.
So whether anybody likes it or not, shittoken season is nearing full swing, and I'mma pitch the shit out of SHITCOIN because I did the research folks, and guess what? This is the first token named "Shitcoin", and its the 2nd crypto overall named "Shitcoin" (not 3rd as I originally thought -- can you believe the 2nd was just a joke???). I have to pay respects to the
original Shitcoin on its own blockchain, by Vlad2Vlad. But unfortunately for shit enthusiasts, its blockchain has been dead since 2018.
So that leaves you with SHITCOIN, the original shit token. Its on a pretty good blockchain, too. It doesn't pause when it gets overloaded, its not owned by a megalomaniac, but it is endorsed by the world's richest man. And I was into Dogecoin way before he was.
What's kind of crazy is way over a million of them have been sold in the last two weeks. Almost all the bounty hunters from last year who put theirs in a dispenser have sold them. You can verify all the data for yourselves, just click on the Dispensers and Dispenses tab to check out the lowest prices & recent action:
https://dogeparty.xchain.io/asset/SHITCOINHere's the latest
Official Shitcoin News for anybody interested:
I have about 3.78 million left to sell in my
official dispenser, which has been open for over 2 years now. After its sold out, it's warp speed to the fuckin' moon!!!
Expect further details from new CEO Turd Ferguson shortly.