Topic: [ANN] Shitcoin 3.0 - Claim Your Shitstribution - page 5. (Read 11605 times)
I have a dilemma. Is it appropriate to report shitposts in a literal shitcoin thread?
Yes, I'm thinking about a system where shitposters can have a kind of reward no matter how much retard, nonsense their posts are. What do you guys think?
SHITCOIN ROAD WARRIOR MAP
Note this is not a roadmap, its a "Road Warrior Map."
Part One: The Journey Begins
- distribution of 8,888 coins to 888 holders (@bounty manager I'll Skype you)
- social media infestation, mass email spams, congressional donations
- purchasing of real estate in 12 metropolitan areas to build Shitcoin Clubhouses
Part Two: Empire Strikes Back
- Launch of ShitcoinDAO
- Opening of Asscoin - Shitcoin bridge.
- Listing on some shitty exchanges, launch of ShitcoinDEX
Part Three: The Road Home
- Voting for inaugural leadership of The Shitcoin Foundation
- Development of merchant integration tools, Shitcoin DApps, casino adoption
- BINANCE!!!!!!!
Note this is not a roadmap, its a "Road Warrior Map."
Part One: The Journey Begins
- distribution of 8,888 coins to 888 holders (@bounty manager I'll Skype you)
- social media infestation, mass email spams, congressional donations
- purchasing of real estate in 12 metropolitan areas to build Shitcoin Clubhouses
Part Two: Empire Strikes Back
- Launch of ShitcoinDAO
- Opening of Asscoin - Shitcoin bridge.
- Listing on some shitty exchanges, launch of ShitcoinDEX
Part Three: The Road Home
- Voting for inaugural leadership of The Shitcoin Foundation
- Development of merchant integration tools, Shitcoin DApps, casino adoption
- BINANCE!!!!!!!
(meta: yes I do wonder what's wrong with me and why do I do this)
Yes, I'm thinking about a system where shitposters can have a kind of reward no matter how much retard, nonsense their posts are. What do you guys think?
SHITCOIN ROAD WARRIOR MAP
Note this is not a roadmap, its a "Road Warrior Map."
Part One: The Journey Begins
- distribution of 8,888 coins to 888 holders (@bounty manager I'll Skype you)
- social media infestation, mass email spams, congressional donations
- purchasing of real estate in 12 metropolitan areas to build Shitcoin Clubhouses
Part Two: Empire Strikes Back
- Launch of ShitcoinDAO
- Opening of Asscoin - Shitcoin bridge.
- Listing on some shitty exchanges, launch of ShitcoinDEX
Part Three: The Road Home
- Voting for inaugural leadership of The Shitcoin Foundation
- Development of merchant integration tools, Shitcoin DApps, casino adoption
- BINANCE!!!!!!!
Note this is not a roadmap, its a "Road Warrior Map."
Part One: The Journey Begins
- distribution of 8,888 coins to 888 holders (@bounty manager I'll Skype you)
- social media infestation, mass email spams, congressional donations
- purchasing of real estate in 12 metropolitan areas to build Shitcoin Clubhouses
Part Two: Empire Strikes Back
- Launch of ShitcoinDAO
- Opening of Asscoin - Shitcoin bridge.
- Listing on some shitty exchanges, launch of ShitcoinDEX
Part Three: The Road Home
- Voting for inaugural leadership of The Shitcoin Foundation
- Development of merchant integration tools, Shitcoin DApps, casino adoption
- BINANCE!!!!!!!
(meta: yes I do wonder what's wrong with me and why do I do this)
#shitcoin4shitposter
Let it know that shitcoin will be the currency of shitosters. Yes, I'm thinking about a system where shitposters can have a kind of reward no matter how much retard, nonsense their posts are. What do you guys think?
Let it know that shitcoin will be the currency of shitosters. Yes, I'm thinking about a system where shitposters can have a kind of reward no matter how much retard, nonsense their posts are. What do you guys think?
I create a wallet, but I can't go into it. writes no server, or something like that
You downloaded the wallet from a link on this website, right?
https://dogeparty.net/wallets/
Are you using the default server settings? Mine connects OK.
it would be wise to think about rebranding
Would you ask Coca Cola to change its name? How about Nike? Or Disney?
No, there will be none of that, we've been building a brand here and this Shit Captain isn't about to change course.
I think the name "Asscoin" would quite accurately describe the background of the idea behind this coin.
Funny, you should mention it. I've reached out to Asscoin in an attempt to form a partnership and have yet to hear back from them. The potentials created by an Asscoin-Shitcoin bridge are enormous.
Great project and interesting coin! Good luck devs! ..... 
God, over 6 years of the existence of this project, the lead developer is still publishing updates, bravo! But after all these years, it would be wise to think about rebranding [at least because "Shitcoin" implies a loss of investor interest, while I see crowds posting on this thread with great enthusiasm], I think the name "Asscoin" would quite accurately describe the background of the idea behind this coin.In addition, I would gladly consider joining your team as the main shitposter or at least co-authoring the Shitpaper.
I create a wallet, but I can't go into it. writes no server, or something like that
My body is ready!!
What is this shit?
Well you're about to find out son cuz you've been SHITCOIN'd.
I have to be honest with everybody.
I was struck by a divine vision the other day.
I was eating a bowl of Cocoa Puffs pondering the future of Shitcoin as I usually do in the morning,
when it hit me:
the most brilliant crypto marketing plan ever conceived.
First, I distibute 8,888 SHITCOINs to 888 people.
And then...
"SHITCOIN TO A DOLLAR!"
👍👍
It comes to be through sheer will
with the help of this slogan.
I know, its brilliant, you don't have to tell me.
👍
I was struck by a divine vision the other day.
I was eating a bowl of Cocoa Puffs pondering the future of Shitcoin as I usually do in the morning,
when it hit me:
the most brilliant crypto marketing plan ever conceived.
First, I distibute 8,888 SHITCOINs to 888 people.
And then...
"SHITCOIN TO A DOLLAR!"
👍👍
It comes to be through sheer will
with the help of this slogan.
I know, its brilliant, you don't have to tell me.
👍
That's not illegal to say, is it?
What is this shit?
Halo
am Shitcoin dev / bounties / graphics artistry / proof reading / ect.
You give me this job
am Shitcoin dev / bounties / graphics artistry / proof reading / ect.
You give me this job
Hired!
I like your attitude and am sure you're exactly what we need to get this baby over the MOOOOON.
Starting salary as community manager: 80,000 SHT/year + "perks".... and exposure, and valuable work experience.
Gonna send you all the bounty tokens now and hope for the best...
Halo
am Shitcoin dev / bounties / graphics artistry / proof reading / ect.
You give me this job
am Shitcoin dev / bounties / graphics artistry / proof reading / ect.
You give me this job
The day has finally come.
THE BIG BURN
This burn was not just big, it was THE BIGGEST COIN BURN OF ALL TIME!!
How big is 'big', you ask? THIS big:
That's right. We're flushing $19.116 BILLION worth of Shitcoins down the drain for the future benefit of society!! Have you ever seen such a thing?? NO, you havent!!!
I mean if the Guinness Book of World Records was here they'd probably be nitpicky about it, but let's see a bigger coin burn you weird Irish statisticians.
We're commemorating the occasion by reducing our distribution to 8,888 SHITCOIN tokens per future applicant!!
To take part, simply send me a PM with your Dogeparty address, or a Dogecoin address for which you own the private key. You can't move your Shitcoins without a private key!
The only requirement is your account must have at least 3 posts written before Oct 2021.
If you are coming here from Telegram but don't meet this requirement, PM me your Telegram name as well and you can qualify for 888 tokens.
HAPPY SHITCOINING!
ps: I have opened my PMs to newbs.
THE BIG BURN
This burn was not just big, it was THE BIGGEST COIN BURN OF ALL TIME!!
How big is 'big', you ask? THIS big:
That's right. We're flushing $19.116 BILLION worth of Shitcoins down the drain for the future benefit of society!! Have you ever seen such a thing?? NO, you havent!!!
I mean if the Guinness Book of World Records was here they'd probably be nitpicky about it, but let's see a bigger coin burn you weird Irish statisticians.
We're commemorating the occasion by reducing our distribution to 8,888 SHITCOIN tokens per future applicant!!
To take part, simply send me a PM with your Dogeparty address, or a Dogecoin address for which you own the private key. You can't move your Shitcoins without a private key!
The only requirement is your account must have at least 3 posts written before Oct 2021.
If you are coming here from Telegram but don't meet this requirement, PM me your Telegram name as well and you can qualify for 888 tokens.
HAPPY SHITCOINING!
ps: I have opened my PMs to newbs.
send me your address, and...
You might want to clarify that because shitposters are gonna post the addresses here and may get you banned for an illegal shitcoin giveaway.
True. I meant to say "PM me your address," as I've been saying since the very beginning:
This is not a giveaway, nor is it advertising for dogeparty. This is completely serious.
I created a dogeparty asset called Shitcoin and everyone who puts a dogeparty wallet* address in their signature (or else you can PM it to me) gets a share of 100,000 Shitcoins!
I created a dogeparty asset called Shitcoin and everyone who puts a dogeparty wallet* address in their signature (or else you can PM it to me) gets a share of 100,000 Shitcoins!
Unfortunately I don't accept PMs from noobs so...
*updated this link to current wallets
We have some terribly exciting news to announce in the near future which likely involves the breaking of some world crypto records. What could it POSSIBLY be??? I'd announce a contest that whoever guesses what the news is wins 10,000 SHT but nix that if its a ban-able idea.
send me your address, and...
You might want to clarify that because shitposters are gonna post the addresses here and may get you banned for an illegal shitcoin giveaway.
Great project and interesting coin! Good luck devs! .....
hhampuz
That'd damage the shit cred of your coin. You need to hire a barely literate newbie.
Users shitpost shit for shittokens here all the time constantly, so why not shitpost for some real shit for a change??
I think this shit is too pedigree to pass up the opportunity to conduct a full-blown bounty.
Here's the convo I imagine would take place with hhampuz:
Me: So its called 'Shitcoin 3.0'. I will be paying everyone in steaks of SHT, including you.
Him: Umm... so is it an Ethereum token, with like a white paper and a website, right?
Me:
Gonna look into hiring a shitcoin sig designer next.
Users shitpost shit for shittokens here all the time constantly, so why not shitpost for some real shit for a change??
They could even be paid in real shit instead of fake shit!!
Amazing!
This shit isn’t even shittly disguised as not the shit that it is??
Most honest shit on the forum!! It’s the shit!!
I’m pretty sure this shit could easily overtake BTC as the #1 crypto shit that ever did shit..
Don’t miss out on this shit!!
They could even be paid in real shit instead of fake shit!!
Amazing!
This shit isn’t even shittly disguised as not the shit that it is??
Most honest shit on the forum!! It’s the shit!!
I’m pretty sure this shit could easily overtake BTC as the #1 crypto shit that ever did shit..
Don’t miss out on this shit!!
SHITCOIN 3.0 ICO BACK ON
After a brief 6 year hiatus, the original Shitcoin 3.0 is BACK, baby.
So you know what that means, let's get this shitshow on the road!
---->SHITCOIN<----
---->SHITCOIN<----
---->SHITCOIN<----
---->!!!!!!!!!!!!<----
---->SHITCOIN<----
---->SHITCOIN<----
---->!!!!!!!!!!!!<----
It's not really an ICO, of course.
All you need to do is create a Dogeparty wallet (its a DOGE wallet that holds tokenized slivers of DOGE called "assets"), PM me your address, and...
I WILL SEND YOU SOME OF THESE HERE 7-Y.O. TOKENS... FOR FREE! FREE FREE Free free
"WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE BETTER?" You ask.
Well, after this round of shitstribution comes to a close, 99% of the token supply will be BURNED!
That's right: 9.9 billion of the total 10 billion SHT will be burned, erased from existence.
Thus creating the magical property of scarrrrrcity!!!
So hop on the shitwagon and claim your tokens from what is likely to be the LAST shitstribution from one of the longest running ICOs of all-time!!!
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edit: I was just thinking, what if I held a serious 60-participant bounty, complete with graphics designer and campaign manager, paying them all in SHT, of course. I should totally do that. 1 stake may equal between 1 and 100,000 SHT, lol.
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