[ANN] Shitcoin 3.0 - Claim Your Shitstribution - page 4.

nutildah

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Quote from: Renampun on July 18, 2022, 06:47:33 AM

try to join this spectacular bounty, hope you will allow my ~~shit~~ application Cheesy

Thanks for joining us!

The Twitter bounty is off to a tremendous start:

Such posts, wow advertising:

Basically what it comes down to is this:

If you have even just 3 DOGE to spare, you should consider sending it to our Official Shitcoin Dispenser Address, and 100 SHITCOINs will automatically be sent back to you! Or you know, send 30 DOGE and get 1,000, or 300 and get 10,000, or 1000 and get 33,333, etc.

OFFICIAL SHITCOIN DISPENSER
DE2ag634WakvcdV5ohWUiegySxJ1JhgVnA

The dispenser feature is a super dope addition to Counterparty that also made its way into Dogeparty when it was brought back to life last September. Its a trustless, automated way to purchase any token with DOGE (or BTC for Counterparty)

SO WHY DO I WANT TO OWN SHITCOIN??

Besides the fact that its a "historical collectible" and people are actually buying them on OpenSea as such... well there's a bunch of reasons dammit! Darn good ones, too!!

- You can trade them for other tokens or even DOGE in the Dogewallet Exchange
- You are granted access to Club Shitcoin on Discord (its a channel in a secret Discord with tokenized access)
- And, last but not least, we have "other perks"...

NEED I SAY MORE?

No, I needn't, because the dancing Les Grossman gif tells you everything you need to know!!

STOP BEING A SQUARE and BUY OUR SHITCOIN, TODAY!!!

Renampun

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★Bitvest.io★ Play Plinko or Invest!

Quote from: nutildah on July 17, 2022, 03:21:05 AM

Shitcoin bounty has almost 80 applicants already!

If you're interested in applying, you can skip to the front of the line by actually including a Dogecoin address in your application:

https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/shitcoin-historical-dogecoin-token-still-accepting-signature-campaigners-5406578

as most people have put a BSC address (lol). Going to begin reviewing applications shortly.

try to join this spectacular bounty, hope you will allow my ~~shit~~ application Cheesy

nutildah

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Shitcoin bounty has almost 80 applicants already!

If you're interested in applying, you can skip to the front of the line by actually including a Dogecoin address in your application:

https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/shitcoin-historical-dogecoin-token-still-accepting-signature-campaigners-5406578

as most people have put a BSC address (lol). Going to begin reviewing applications shortly.

nutildah

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Quote from: realdantreccia on July 13, 2022, 11:55:21 PM

How exciting!

hahaha

Thanks for my first ever sig campaign. I been here awhile organically posting and not merit seeking. So it's a cool thing to be able to participate after 4.5 years or so on BCT forums. Tongue

Glad to have you onboard the Shitcoin Train sir!

We are going places!!

Should consider making a token layer on top of Shitcoin and call it Shitparty Cheesy

Then I will launch my own line of NFT collectibles on it and call them Rare Shits.

See? The possibilities are endless!!

realdantreccia

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Fuck BlackRock

Quote from: nutildah on July 09, 2022, 04:20:24 AM

Exciting Shitcoin News!

SHITCOIN BOUNTY BEGINS ~~TOMORROW!~~ NEXT SUNDAY!! (17th)

Yes, that's correct. Prepare to see a lot of posters rocking shitcoins in their sigs for at least the next month! We will post a link to the bounty when it is operational.

Additionally, on June 22 there was a record-high Shitcoin sale! That's right, an ETH-wrapped single Shitcoin sold on OpenSea for 0.035 ETH!

That gives Shitcoin a fully-diluted market cap of about $2.97 billion at today's ETH price, putting it just between Chainlink and Stellar in the CMC rankings! Our analysts feel this is a pretty accurate valuation for Shitcoin. Luckily for you, the buyer, a massive arbitrage opportunity currently exists which has yet to be fully exploited.

"What is this opportunity you speak of", you ask?

You can currently get 100 Shitcoins for only 3 DOGE via our Official Shitcoin Dispenser!

I know it sounds crazy but the truth is we have been overcome with a case of SHITCOIN MADNESS and we want you to take advantage of our lapse in sanity!!

Sending 3 DOGE (or multiples thereof) to the address listed in the dispenser will automatically trigger the sale of 100 Shitcoins and delivery to the sending DOGE address. All you need is a Dogewallet or any Dogecoin wallet for which you possess the private keys.

It's that simple folks! So what are you waiting for?? Unlock your true shitcoiner potential and buy Shitcoin TODAY!!!

How exciting!

hahaha

Thanks for my first ever sig campaign. I been here awhile organically posting and not merit seeking. So it's a cool thing to be able to participate after 4.5 years or so on BCT forums. Tongue

nutildah

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Exciting Shitcoin News!

SHITCOIN BOUNTY BEGINS ~~TOMORROW!~~ NEXT SUNDAY!! (17th)

Yes, that's correct. Prepare to see a lot of posters rocking shitcoins in their sigs for at least the next month! We will post a link to the bounty when it is operational.

Additionally, on June 22 there was a record-high Shitcoin sale! That's right, an ETH-wrapped single Shitcoin sold on OpenSea for 0.035 ETH!

That gives Shitcoin a fully-diluted market cap of about $2.97 billion at today's ETH price, putting it just between Chainlink and Stellar in the CMC rankings! Our analysts feel this is a pretty accurate valuation for Shitcoin. Luckily for you, the buyer, a massive arbitrage opportunity currently exists which has yet to be fully exploited.

"What is this opportunity you speak of", you ask?

You can currently get 100 Shitcoins for only 3 DOGE via our Official Shitcoin Dispenser!

I know it sounds crazy but the truth is we have been overcome with a case of SHITCOIN MADNESS and we want you to take advantage of our lapse in sanity!!

Sending 3 DOGE (or multiples thereof) to the address listed in the dispenser will automatically trigger the sale of 100 Shitcoins and delivery to the sending DOGE address. All you need is a Dogewallet or any Dogecoin wallet for which you possess the private keys.

It's that simple folks! So what are you waiting for?? Unlock your true shitcoiner potential and buy Shitcoin TODAY!!!

suchmoon

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https://bpip.org

Quote from: nutildah on June 25, 2022, 11:59:38 PM

More shitty updates soon.

nutildah

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Quote from: eddie13 on June 24, 2022, 07:43:46 AM

Keep your eye out for some shitty new developments!

👀

More shitty updates soon.

eddie13

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BTC or BUST

Keep your eye out for some shitty new developments!

realdantreccia

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Fuck BlackRock

I'm here for SHITCOIN Dao. Wink

It's Daniel from Telegram btw.

icopress

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light_warrior ... 🕯️

Shitcoin 3.0, Don't be discouraged.. you're not the first manager in this unfair world to get brainwashed, and you won't be the last.

In any case, feel free to PM me if you want to work for food in the future, and I will find a job for you. By the way, but if you still meet your employer, remind him that they are waiting for him here and tell him that long alcohol marathons entail unpleasant consequences, so let him not be zealous. Wink

Shitcoin 3.0

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Where dev go Huh

He hire me for bounty and not pay.

I leave rad trust now.

kurniawan05

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KUWA.ai

I'm wondering why the name has to be "shitcoin"? a bad name for a coin and people will be hesitant to buy it, as if this coin was only made to deceive people.

sirazimuth

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born once atheist

Yeah, my shitcoinery shenanigans were a barrel of laughs back in the early days of shitcoin madness.
Back when all shitcoins were named “coin”, rather than
nowadays, whereby most shitcoins seem to avoid this nomenclature, and instead name their
~~scams~~ projects with one silly made up word or some such ridiculous thing.
As I was convinced they were all money grabs(still are with much higher stakes)
I made it a rule to always dump my various mined shitcoins for bitcoin.
I pretty much emptied out all my shitcoin bags for bitcoin years ago.

suchmoon

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https://bpip.org

Quote from: sirazimuth on November 16, 2021, 08:48:57 PM

Dogecoin miner eh? From your username, I never would have guessed...lol

Touché.

Quote from: sirazimuth on November 16, 2021, 08:48:57 PM

Remember these ponzi scammers?. I made a killing off this fake pool.

Ah yes. Never used them though.

The username originated from when I was mining through middlecoin pool so wasn't really getting paid actual doge but made a few nice bitcoins, which I obviously wasted on misguided hardware purchases. Then mined doge solo for a while. I think this was before it merged with LTC, my memory is a bit fuzzy on the timing, but I don't have a ton of LTC so it must have been before. Anyway, doge is arguably the granddaddy of real shitcoins (as opposed to merely altcoins) so it holds a special place in my heart.

sirazimuth

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born once atheist

Quote from: suchmoon on November 04, 2021, 10:04:12 PM

Quote from: nutildah on November 04, 2021, 08:01:50 PM

I find one from your past

Can you? That'd be awesome. I had one where I mined a few hundred bucks worth of doge back in the day but I can't find it now. I reckon it would buy a lot of SHT today. Well, you may also need to brute force the private key, but that's minor details.

Dogecoin miner eh? From your username, I never would have guessed...lol
Remember these ponzi scammers?. I made a killing off this fake pool.
I started "mining" dogecoin on the Cointellect pool after I heard (funnily enough, from a post on that homero hashtalk farce...ever heard of that forum? lol) their payouts were like 3 times higher than other pools.
After setting up 4 free accounts, they just kept fire-hosing me thousands of dogecoin everyday for about 3 months. Many profit, much wow.
I sold 'em all on ~~Cryptsy,~~ Corruptsy... because of course I did.. Memories....

icopress

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light_warrior ... 🕯️

Quote from: nutildah on November 01, 2021, 06:19:42 PM

Note this is not a roadmap, its a "Road Warrior Map."

I know that you are the founder of this project temporarily having difficulty accessing your audience, but I will ask you anyway (answer when you return).

Can we allocate part of the budget to promote the project? I thought for a long time the reputation of which of the managers could correspond to Shitcoin 3.0 and came to the conclusion that only Small Rabbit is ideally suited for this role (unfortunately, I was never able to contact). Therefore, I am determined to lead the campaign (if you consider my candidacy) and of course only be rewarded in Shitcoin/Asscoin, (although my reputation is not as impeccable as Small Rabbit's). I just thought this was a great chance for me to better understand the technology behind this shitty project.

suchmoon

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https://bpip.org

Quote from: nutildah on November 04, 2021, 08:01:50 PM

I find one from your past

Can you? That'd be awesome. I had one where I mined a few hundred bucks worth of doge back in the day but I can't find it now. I reckon it would buy a lot of SHT today. Well, you may also need to brute force the private key, but that's minor details.

sencix

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nutildah

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Quote from: suchmoon on November 04, 2021, 11:49:18 AM

I have a dilemma. Is it appropriate to report shitposts in a literal shitcoin thread?

That post I don't mind so much because it documents my road warrior map in case I try to be sneaky and change it later on. The other garbage can be nuked away as this isn't any 'ol Shitcoin we're discussing here.

Suchmoon I'm afraid I can't let you go on as a no-shitcoiner. After you've received 1 million shitcoins there will be no way to mistake you from the hoardes of no-shitcoining wannabes trying to ride the shitcoin wave. Please send me a personal Dogecoin address before I find one from your past and send it there, thanks.

Just think of all the great accusations that will arise after I've made you a Full Partner at Shitcoin 3.0 Enterprises.

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