Note this is not a roadmap, its a "Road Warrior Map."
Part One: The Journey Begins
- distribution of 8,888 coins to 888 holders (@bounty manager I'll Skype you)
- social media infestation, mass email spams, congressional donations
- purchasing of real estate in 12 metropolitan areas to build Shitcoin Clubhouses
Part Two: Empire Strikes Back
- Launch of ShitcoinDAO
- Opening of Asscoin - Shitcoin bridge.
- Listing on some shitty exchanges, launch of ShitcoinDEX
Part Three: The Road Home
- Voting for inaugural leadership of The Shitcoin Foundation
- Development of merchant integration tools, Shitcoin DApps, casino adoption
- BINANCE!!!!!!!
(meta: yes I do wonder what's wrong with me and why do I do this)