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Quote from: Moloch on February 17, 2016, 01:41:57 PM

Quote from: craked5 on February 17, 2016, 01:30:23 PM

Well it's a good extract! I shall just take it out next time someone says "but it's so stupid to see Muslims not eating porks, at least there is nothing like this in the Bible it would be dumb" ^^

Newsflash: Not many Christians have actually read the bible... they have no clue what it says beyond the fru-fru stories the preacher cherry-picks for them

The quickest path to becoming an Atheist is reading the bible... I doubt many Christians would get past Deuteronomy before becoming an Atheist (I didn't)

I became Atheist reading first few verses when he created Earth in the dark, then created plants before creating the Sun and the Stars.
It went down the hill after that....

Bible:
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Kings 6:29 - cannibalism
Leviticus 25:44 - slavery
Deuteronomy 13:12-15 - genocide
Leviticus 10:6 - you will die if you rip your clothes
Leviticus 19:19 - breeding cattle is illegal
Leviticus 21 - some bat crazy rules for priests, do not fuck young boys should be somewhere there....
Leviticus 20:10 - killing of adulterers
Leviticus 20:9 - killing children who dishonor mother or father
Leviticus 24:16 - stoning people if they say God's name
Deuteronomy 28:53 - more cannibalism
Genesis 19:8 - prostituting your virgin daughters
Leviticus 19:19 - not mixing two kinds of material for clothing :-)
Deuteronomy 22:20-21 - more stoning for not being a virgin
Exodus 31:14-15 - killing of people who work on Sabbath
Deuteronomy 25:11-12 - cutting off hands
Deuteronomy 23:1 - you'll not go to heaven if your testicles are damaged
Leviticus 19:27 - no haircuts of any kind
Leviticus 19:28 - no tattoos, or else
Leviticus 11:7-8 - eating pork is forbidden

New Testament:
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Matthew 5:29 - plucking out eyes
Matthew 5:30 - cutting off hands
Matthew 10:34 - waging wars by a sword
Corinthians 14:34-35 - women should be quiet and obey
Mark 10:11-12 - only marry once otherwise check Leviticus 20:10 for remedy
Luke 19:26-2 - genocide
Romans 1:20-32 - killing sinners
Revelation 2:5 - more killing
Revelation 2:23 - killing children

Psalm 137:9 - killing babies

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Quote from: designerusa on February 17, 2016, 01:46:06 PM

Quote from: af_newbie on February 16, 2016, 10:14:53 PM

Here are some crazy shit Bible says. List is not complete, needs work....

Crazy things Bible says, #1:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrWslruLvPo

Crazy things Bible says, #2:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT0TXzeUbAE

Crazy things Bible says, #3:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkl_PefewXc&index=3&list=PLlWVv7VJx45a57Qu74jPvikH78wleNTmd

Crazy things Bible says, #4:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adzi_XbxcPE

Crazy things Bible says, #5:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6cb0GNc1WY

bible, koran and any other religious stuff says illogical things not just bible but if someone believes these sayings of bible or other stuff's , we should respect to them..

Should I also respect someone who believes in unicorns, Zeus, Santa Claus, and the Tooth Fairy?
(at least people who believe in Santa Clause don't tell me, I am evil and Santa will condemn me to hell where I will burn in a lake of fire for all of eternity)

I draw the line with respect, when someone loses touch with reality... and then tries to force their delusion upon me

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Quote from: af_newbie on February 16, 2016, 10:14:53 PM

Here are some crazy shit Bible says. List is not complete, needs work....

Crazy things Bible says, #1:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrWslruLvPo

Crazy things Bible says, #2:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT0TXzeUbAE

Crazy things Bible says, #3:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkl_PefewXc&index=3&list=PLlWVv7VJx45a57Qu74jPvikH78wleNTmd

Crazy things Bible says, #4:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adzi_XbxcPE

Crazy things Bible says, #5:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6cb0GNc1WY

bible, koran and any other religious stuff says illogical things not just bible but if someone believes these sayings of bible or other stuff's , we should respect to them..

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Quote from: craked5 on February 17, 2016, 01:43:26 PM

Quote from: Moloch on February 17, 2016, 01:41:57 PM

Quote from: craked5 on February 17, 2016, 01:30:23 PM

Well it's a good extract! I shall just take it out next time someone says "but it's so stupid to see Muslims not eating porks, at least there is nothing like this in the Bible it would be dumb" ^^

Newsflash: Not many Christians have actually read the bible... they have no clue what it says

The quickest path to becoming an Atheist is reading the bible... I doubt many Christians would get past Deuteronomy before becoming an Atheist

I'm neither Christians nor Atheist but I tried to read the Bible. I never past the page 15. It's probably the worst book ever! A style that could kill you of boredom and absolutely 0 sense or substance!

Not to get technical, but if you don't believe in a god... that's the definition of Atheist

Quote from: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atheism

Atheism is, in a broad sense, the rejection of belief in the existence of deities. In a narrower sense, atheism is specifically the position that there are no deities. Most inclusively, atheism is the absence of belief that any deities exist. Atheism is contrasted with theism, which, in its most general form, is the belief that at least one deity exists

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Quote from: Moloch on February 17, 2016, 01:41:57 PM

Quote from: craked5 on February 17, 2016, 01:30:23 PM

Well it's a good extract! I shall just take it out next time someone says "but it's so stupid to see Muslims not eating porks, at least there is nothing like this in the Bible it would be dumb" ^^

Newsflash: Not many Christians have actually read the bible... they have no clue what it says

The quickest path to becoming an Atheist is reading the bible... I doubt many Christians would get past Deuteronomy before becoming an Atheist

I'm neither Christians nor Atheist but I tried to read the Bible. I never past the page 15. It's probably the worst book ever! A style that could kill you of boredom and absolutely 0 sense or substance!

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Quote from: Moloch on February 17, 2016, 01:22:02 PM

Quote from: aardvark15 on February 17, 2016, 12:41:46 PM

I didn't click on the links, so this may have been answered, but doesn't the Bible say that we shouldn't eat shellfish?

Land animals:

Quote from: Leviticus 11:1-8

1 And the Lord spake unto Moses and to Aaron, saying unto them,
2 Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, These are the beasts which ye shall eat among all the beasts that are on the earth.
3 Whatsoever parteth the hoof, and is clovenfooted, and cheweth the cud, among the beasts, that shall ye eat.
4 Nevertheless these shall ye not eat of them that chew the cud, or of them that divide the hoof: as the camel, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you.
5 And the coney, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you.
6 And the hare, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you.
7 And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you.
8 Of their flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcase shall ye not touch; they are unclean to you.

Note: Hares are rabbits, which do not chew their cud like a cow or camel... God got this animal 100% wrong (also note, a coney is a hare/rabbit... God is redundant with his mistakes)

Sea animals:

Quote from: Leviticus 11:9-12

9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.
10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.
12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.

Birds:

Quote from: Leviticus 11:13-23

13 And these are they which ye shall have in abomination among the fowls; they shall not be eaten, they are an abomination: the eagle, and the ossifrage, and the ospray,
14 And the vulture, and the kite after his kind;
15 Every raven after his kind;
16 And the owl, and the night hawk, and the cuckow, and the hawk after his kind,
17 And the little owl, and the cormorant, and the great owl,
18 And the swan, and the pelican, and the gier eagle,
19 And the stork, the heron after her kind, and the lapwing, and the bat.
20 All fowls that creep, going upon all four, shall be an abomination unto you.
21 Yet these may ye eat of every flying creeping thing that goeth upon all four, which have legs above their feet, to leap withal upon the earth;
22 Even these of them ye may eat; the locust after his kind, and the bald locust after his kind, and the beetle after his kind, and the grasshopper after his kind.
23 But all other flying creeping things, which have four feet, shall be an abomination unto you.

Note: this is only the tip of the iceberg... you also cannot eat meat and dairy in the same meal, etc... it's kinda spread throughout different books of the bible... God wasn't very organized when he wrote all those books...

Quote from: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk_and_meat_in_Jewish_law#Three_distinct_laws

The Talmudic rabbis believed that the biblical text only forbade eating a mixture of milk and meat, but because the biblical regulation is triplicated they imposed three distinct regulations to represent it:

   not cooking meat and milk together (regardless of whether the result was eaten)
   not eating milk and meat together (regardless of whether it was cooked together)
   not benefiting from the mixture in any other way

Why did God need to repeat this law 3 times? Wouldn't a perfect God write it perfectly the first time?

Because he was half drunk at the time Wink

. The milk and meat bit was probably added by a guy with a really nasty diarrhea.

Good find. Keep them coming....

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Quote from: craked5 on February 17, 2016, 01:30:23 PM

Well it's a good extract! I shall just take it out next time someone says "but it's so stupid to see Muslims not eating porks, at least there is nothing like this in the Bible it would be dumb" ^^

Newsflash: Not many Christians have actually read the bible... they have no clue what it says beyond the fru-fru stories their preacher cherry-picks for them

The quickest path to becoming an Atheist is reading the bible... I doubt many Christians would get past Deuteronomy before becoming an Atheist (I didn't)

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Quote from: Moloch on February 17, 2016, 01:22:02 PM

Quote from: aardvark15 on February 17, 2016, 12:41:46 PM

I didn't click on the links, so this may have been answered, but doesn't the Bible say that we shouldn't eat shellfish?

Land animals:

Quote from: Leviticus 11:1-8

1 And the Lord spake unto Moses and to Aaron, saying unto them,
2 Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, These are the beasts which ye shall eat among all the beasts that are on the earth.
3 Whatsoever parteth the hoof, and is clovenfooted, and cheweth the cud, among the beasts, that shall ye eat.
4 Nevertheless these shall ye not eat of them that chew the cud, or of them that divide the hoof: as the camel, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you.
5 And the coney, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you.
6 And the hare, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you.
7 And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you.
8 Of their flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcase shall ye not touch; they are unclean to you.

Note: Hares are rabbits, which do not chew their cud like a cow or camel... God got this animal 100% wrong (also note, a coney is a hare/rabbit... God is redundant with his mistakes)

Sea animals:

Quote from: Leviticus 11:9-12

9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.
10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.
12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.

Birds:

Quote from: Leviticus 11:13-23

13 And these are they which ye shall have in abomination among the fowls; they shall not be eaten, they are an abomination: the eagle, and the ossifrage, and the ospray,
14 And the vulture, and the kite after his kind;
15 Every raven after his kind;
16 And the owl, and the night hawk, and the cuckow, and the hawk after his kind,
17 And the little owl, and the cormorant, and the great owl,
18 And the swan, and the pelican, and the gier eagle,
19 And the stork, the heron after her kind, and the lapwing, and the bat.
20 All fowls that creep, going upon all four, shall be an abomination unto you.
21 Yet these may ye eat of every flying creeping thing that goeth upon all four, which have legs above their feet, to leap withal upon the earth;
22 Even these of them ye may eat; the locust after his kind, and the bald locust after his kind, and the beetle after his kind, and the grasshopper after his kind.
23 But all other flying creeping things, which have four feet, shall be an abomination unto you.

Note: this is only the tip of the iceberg... you also cannot eat meat and dairy in the same meal, etc... it's kinda spread throughout different books of the bible... God wasn't very organized when he wrote all those books...

Quote from: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk_and_meat_in_Jewish_law#Three_distinct_laws

The Talmudic rabbis believed that the biblical text only forbade eating a mixture of milk and meat, but because the biblical regulation is triplicated they imposed three distinct regulations to represent it:

   not cooking meat and milk together (regardless of whether the result was eaten)
   not eating milk and meat together (regardless of whether it was cooked together)
   not benefiting from the mixture in any other way

Oh God xD

Well it's a good extract! I shall just take it out next time someone says "but it's so stupid to see Muslims not eating porks, at least there is nothing like this in the Bible it would be dumb" ^^

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Quote from: aardvark15 on February 17, 2016, 12:41:46 PM

I didn't click on the links, so this may have been answered, but doesn't the Bible say that we shouldn't eat shellfish?

Land animals:

Quote from: Leviticus 11:1-8

1 And the Lord spake unto Moses and to Aaron, saying unto them,
2 Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, These are the beasts which ye shall eat among all the beasts that are on the earth.
3 Whatsoever parteth the hoof, and is clovenfooted, and cheweth the cud, among the beasts, that shall ye eat.
4 Nevertheless these shall ye not eat of them that chew the cud, or of them that divide the hoof: as the camel, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you.
5 And the coney, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you.
6 And the hare, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you.
7 And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you.
8 Of their flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcase shall ye not touch; they are unclean to you.

Note: Hares are rabbits, which do not chew their cud like a cow or camel... God got this animal 100% wrong (also note, a coney is a hare/rabbit... God is redundant with his mistakes)

Sea animals:

Quote from: Leviticus 11:9-12

9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.
10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.
12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.

Birds:

Quote from: Leviticus 11:13-23

13 And these are they which ye shall have in abomination among the fowls; they shall not be eaten, they are an abomination: the eagle, and the ossifrage, and the ospray,
14 And the vulture, and the kite after his kind;
15 Every raven after his kind;
16 And the owl, and the night hawk, and the cuckow, and the hawk after his kind,
17 And the little owl, and the cormorant, and the great owl,
18 And the swan, and the pelican, and the gier eagle,
19 And the stork, the heron after her kind, and the lapwing, and the bat.
20 All fowls that creep, going upon all four, shall be an abomination unto you.
21 Yet these may ye eat of every flying creeping thing that goeth upon all four, which have legs above their feet, to leap withal upon the earth;
22 Even these of them ye may eat; the locust after his kind, and the bald locust after his kind, and the beetle after his kind, and the grasshopper after his kind.
23 But all other flying creeping things, which have four feet, shall be an abomination unto you.

Note: this is only the tip of the iceberg... you also cannot eat meat and dairy in the same meal, etc... it's kinda spread throughout different books of the bible... God wasn't very organized when he wrote all those books...

Quote from: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk_and_meat_in_Jewish_law#Three_distinct_laws

The Talmudic rabbis believed that the biblical text only forbade eating a mixture of milk and meat, but because the biblical regulation is triplicated they imposed three distinct regulations to represent it:

   not cooking meat and milk together (regardless of whether the result was eaten)
   not eating milk and meat together (regardless of whether it was cooked together)
   not benefiting from the mixture in any other way

Why did God need to repeat this law 3 times? Wouldn't a perfect God write it perfectly the first time?

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Quote from: aardvark15 on February 17, 2016, 12:41:46 PM

I didn't click on the links, so this may have been answered, but doesn't the Bible say that we shouldn't eat shellfish?

Well I think yes but that's not the most idiotic statement. It's like pork for Jews and Muslims, there is an historical explanation for that at least.

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I didn't click on the links, so this may have been answered, but doesn't the Bible say that we shouldn't eat shellfish?

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Quote from: af_newbie on February 17, 2016, 11:33:23 AM

Quote from: McDonalds5 on February 17, 2016, 08:30:15 AM

These kind of topics show the level maturity and common sense of atheists in general

I think religious people are immature. You guys are like young kids who still believe in Santa Claus.
You have the same evidence for God as young kids have for Santa Claus. Actually, kids have a stronger physical evidence (so they think).
He gives them presents every fucking year.

What did God give you? Pain and misery, wars, stake burning, chopping hands and feet, stoning, chopping heads off, etc.
God is the most vengeful, hateful, masochistic, misogynistic being ever invented by a human mind.

Time to grow up. There is no Santa Claus just like there is no God.

This thread is here to stay to show how ridiculous your Bible is.

To other Atheists out there, please post more crazy Bible quotes here.

We can keep them as an exhibit A and show it to the morons who justify their religion with "Bible says so..." argument.

Damn... I never thought about God and Santa Claus this way... But in fact it's rather true xD

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Quote from: McDonalds5 on February 17, 2016, 08:30:15 AM

These kind of topics show the level maturity and common sense of atheists in general

I think religious people are immature. You guys are like young kids who still believe in Santa Claus.
You have the same evidence for God as young kids have for Santa Claus. Actually, kids have a stronger physical evidence (so they think).
He gives them presents every fucking year.

What did God give you? Pain and misery, wars, stake burning, chopping hands and feet, stoning, chopping heads off, etc.
God is the most vengeful, hateful, masochistic, misogynistic being ever invented by a human mind.

Time to grow up. There is no Santa Claus just like there is no God.

This thread is here to stay to show how ridiculous your Bible is.

To other Atheists out there, please post more crazy Bible quotes here.

We can keep them as an exhibit A and show it to the morons who justify their religion with "Bible says so..." argument.

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Quote from: Racey on February 17, 2016, 10:15:23 AM

Quote from: mainpmf on February 17, 2016, 10:08:24 AM

Hey here is a good video about Bible and prejudices Grin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEnWw_lH4tQ&feature=youtu.be

Example:16. God demands you kill your wife and children for worshiping other gods.
In Deuteronomy 13:6-10, God commands that you must kill your wife, children, brother, and friend if they worship other gods.

This is good too Top 20 Evil Bible Stories

Example:
It always amazes me how many times this God orders the killing of innocent people even after the Ten Commandments said Thou shall not kill. For example, God kills 70,000 innocent people because David ordered a census of the people (1 Chronicles 21)

And this This website is designed to spread the vicious truth about the Bible

Yeah but not the same you know it's God it's different xD

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Quote from: mainpmf on February 17, 2016, 10:08:24 AM

Hey here is a good video about Bible and prejudices Grin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEnWw_lH4tQ&feature=youtu.be

Example:16. God demands you kill your wife and children for worshiping other gods.
In Deuteronomy 13:6-10, God commands that you must kill your wife, children, brother, and friend if they worship other gods.

This is good too Top 20 Evil Bible Stories

Example:
It always amazes me how many times this God orders the killing of innocent people even after the Ten Commandments said Thou shall not kill. For example, God kills 70,000 innocent people because David ordered a census of the people (1 Chronicles 21)

And this This website is designed to spread the vicious truth about the Bible

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Hey here is a good video about Bible and prejudices Grin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEnWw_lH4tQ&feature=youtu.be

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Quote from: craked5 on February 17, 2016, 09:15:30 AM

Quote from: The Sceptical Chymist on February 16, 2016, 10:17:37 PM

Dude, what's with all these religious threads you're starting? I'd say there is going to come a point when enough is enough, wouldn't you say? You might want to just consolidate them else you could have pretty much an infinite number of threads.

Well I can understand. Most threads are about discussion, this one is only about showing how dumb the Bible is ^^

Yeah - that's the latest strategy the religious people use: to call atheists immature so that we'll quit. Nice try!

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Quote from: The Sceptical Chymist on February 16, 2016, 10:17:37 PM

Dude, what's with all these religious threads you're starting? I'd say there is going to come a point when enough is enough, wouldn't you say? You might want to just consolidate them else you could have pretty much an infinite number of threads.

Well I can understand. Most threads are about discussion, this one is only about showing how dumb the Bible is ^^

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Quote from: McDonalds5 on February 17, 2016, 08:30:15 AM

These kind of topics show the level maturity and common sense of atheists in general

You mean to say that being an atheist is immature?

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Ooh, testy. Ok then. Let's talk about the color blue.

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