I used to have a cat many years ago, however its constant demand for food, the fact it kept going under my feet almost tripping me and killing me a couple of times and its general low intelligence annoyed me so much.
Once i was petting it on my lap and it attacked me and scratched me real bad for no reason (i started to bleed), i got so pissed i flung it across the room and it crash landed on the side of the fridge and into the floor it started to run away i chased it into the toilet, closed the door picked up the shower head, turn the tap full power and sprayed the cat with water, it kept running around the toilet screaming but i didn't stop spraying it with water until the cat stopped moving
That day i decided that i'm not a cat person and its probably best that i never own cats ever.
I now have an awesome dog, German shep. Dogs are sooo much better, My Girlfriend loves my Shep and she takes him for walks every other day, you can never do that with a cat!
anyone else agree and have similar experiences ?
Wow, you are so evil. First of all I play minecraft the best game ever and WVEN though I trap a herd of humans in a pit and burn them with fire juice for fun. I WOULD NEVER ACTUALLY DO IT. You need to stop playing Minecraft, how would you feel if you were a creeper and a human made you go boom? Please don’t hate cats, ok? That’s like kidnapping a baby and cutting off its winkie while laughing at a dying homeless man getting gassed during the holocaust. My brother is autistic and he cried when he read this so I had to calm him down by blowing an air horn in his ear!!! It calmed him for a while but he is still torn up inside. You need to stop playing so much Minecraft. How do you think the tuxedo whales felt when they were in captivity. Thanks to you hating cats my homeie till ickis died. I bet you were the one that wanted tuxedo whales to be kept at sea world. How would you feel if you were in those tanks, huh? Think before you hate a cat or else another tuxedo whale will magically appear in captivity. Your hatred has magical tendency to it that can alter reality and have a dramatic effect on the Tuxedo whale species. Thanks to you Kanye West now has a boo-boo on his feelings and I don’t mean like the time he calls Kim K. Booboo. I mean Ow mommy my feelings they hurt kiss it. Because thanks to your hatred my brother is crying again and wants to have a tuxedo whale cuddle him again and Kennedy was shot by a Kitten hater who laughed at the Jews and played fortnite with Hitler before he tasted his bang, pulled the trigger, and swallowed the seed because he lost control of Nazi land. So stop hating cAts or else the Vietnam War (WHICH WE FUCKING WON SO STOP SAYING WE DIDNT) will happen again. The reason why your hatred for kittens go magic is because when your hate bubble lift off your body it pops and generates zap that ask reality permission to alter only for reality to be manipulated and have a tuxedo whale swallow a child while the child plays pipe-man in the tuxedo whale’s stomach. And the more that hatred builds the more dissolved the boy will be. And once he is digested FORTNITE WILL VANISH AND SOON THE TUXEDO WHALES WILL ADAPT TO LAND AND EAT US ALL!