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Topic: Flat Earth - page 17. (Read 1095196 times)

legendary
Activity: 3990
Merit: 1385
December 23, 2019, 02:50:05 AM
Admiral Byrd was a homosexual.

It's the missing 4th corner, just grab an AE map and pin the tail on the donkey.

The Bible has talking snakes.

But if you place the Bible on a book shelf in the standard way books are placed on a bookshelf...

... and if you start at the left of the Bible as it sits on the bookshelf...

... you will have to go all the way through the Bible (almost) to find the talking snake.

Can you read backwards? Can you read the Bible on a bookshelf?

The Bible isn't about talking snakes. Take it down from the bookshelf, and read it daily. Hopefully you will be saved.

Cool
legendary
Activity: 2212
Merit: 1038
December 22, 2019, 08:31:24 PM
Admiral Byrd was a homosexual.

It's the missing 4th corner, just grab an AE map and pin the tail on the donkey.

The Bible has talking snakes.
legendary
Activity: 2520
Merit: 3038
December 22, 2019, 08:22:48 PM
Admiral Byrd knows
we're looking for Atlantis
mock the Bible...



























NOT!



#haiku
#JJG-not
legendary
Activity: 2212
Merit: 1038
December 22, 2019, 06:43:24 PM
@bitserve there's no humans there, amirite?

This flat earth rabbit hole clearly has no floor.

Here's an awesome video:

   The Alps in infrared and a sun which reduces in size with music from Amber Plaster -- https://youtu.be/jzDx5YpewIU
legendary
Activity: 3388
Merit: 3514
born once atheist
December 22, 2019, 10:24:24 AM

....
 I don't want some vengeful asshat detective using this as proof that I believe the world is flat in 2021.
....

vengeful asshat detectives on the bitcointalk forum!!??... say it ain't so!!
legendary
Activity: 1862
Merit: 1530
Self made HODLER ✓
December 22, 2019, 10:21:50 AM
@bitserve are you saying the continent they hide from us is called Atlántida?


YES!


... And I am sure they are hiding it in your ass!!


Where's my poll?  Roll Eyes

I demand we vote.
legendary
Activity: 2212
Merit: 1038
December 22, 2019, 07:11:20 AM
@bitserve are you saying the continent they hide from us is called Atlántida?



"There are great ideas undiscovered, breakthroughs available to those who can remove one of truth’s protective layers. There are places to go beyond belief." -- Neil Armstrong
hero member
Activity: 1204
Merit: 755
Homo Sapiens Bitcoinerthalensis
December 22, 2019, 03:35:39 AM
Wank on, wank off.
legendary
Activity: 2212
Merit: 1038
December 21, 2019, 02:40:45 PM


Nasa's 4th Wall By EyeSpy -- https://youtu.be/OaufmVeN_CY
hero member
Activity: 1204
Merit: 755
Homo Sapiens Bitcoinerthalensis
December 21, 2019, 12:23:06 PM
Do not pass GO, do not collect $200, go straight to jail. Tongue
legendary
Activity: 2212
Merit: 1038
December 21, 2019, 12:05:50 PM
@Cryptotourist you fags mocking the bible, not nothing. The scripture says four corners but the devil's map only shows three, who could be wrong?

On a side note, when I searched for an innocuous Admiral Byrd quote about unexplored lands, Google sent me straight to: https://flatearth.ws/admiral-byrd

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
legendary
Activity: 1862
Merit: 1530
Self made HODLER ✓
December 21, 2019, 11:54:19 AM
I think they're hiding an entire continent, when I look at the AE map I see 3/4 corners.





Hey notbatman, while you keep searching for Atlantida, could you please setup the poll so that we can come to an official stance?

I think I have covered all suggestions and have tried to make the options as clear and concise as possible:

Quote
[ 0 ] Earth exists (*)
[ 1 ] Earth is flat (*)
[ 2 ] Earth is NON-flat (*)
[ 3 ] Notbatman is retarded, but earth is indeed flat (*)
[ 4 ] All of the above. (*)
[ 5 ] $9K (Vegeta time!!) (*)
[ 6 ] weee weeeeeeeeeeeee (*)
[ 7 ] I am NOT Batman (*)
[ 8 ] Earth is spheric with squared corners (*)
[ 9 ] I am notbatman

(*) From now on, choices [ 0 ] to [ 8 ] also include the statement that "Notbatman is retarded". Please vote accordingly.

Multiple choice allowed, can change the vote (some new irrefutable proofs could be discovered during polling time). Thanks!!
hero member
Activity: 1204
Merit: 755
Homo Sapiens Bitcoinerthalensis
December 21, 2019, 11:14:56 AM
See?
And there comes Batty - like nothing ever happened - trying to raise the stakes.

Batty, dude, there is no hidden continent & there are no corners.
There seems to be a 3/4 of a foot dildo, stuck up your anus though. Do try to settle down. Roll Eyes
legendary
Activity: 2212
Merit: 1038
December 21, 2019, 10:41:19 AM
I think they're hiding an entire continent, when I look at the AE map I see 3/4 corners.



legendary
Activity: 2520
Merit: 3038
December 21, 2019, 08:16:52 AM
Flat and square?? Well that’s ridiculous! There’s no corners,silly.
Smart flat earthers, like our man batty, know it’s a dome covered pancake
with plasma projection thingies on the ceiling. Batty has done all the
complicated calculations involving Columbo’s Law or some such thing
and sextants and horizons and also lots of other clever nonsense stuff....


Hmkay, the most compromise I'm willing to make is a square with rounded corners. You lose all the funny singularity effects at the edges, but some people are just pancake crazy. Deal?  Tongue
legendary
Activity: 4354
Merit: 3614
what is this "brake pedal" you speak of?
December 21, 2019, 07:36:21 AM

No. We need to put an end to this right now. Babies are dying because of this ongoing nonsense drama FFS!!!

Maybe you don't care but *I* do... I can't look the other way anymore, so let's just do it:

Options:

[1] Earth is flat
[2] Earth is NON-flat
[3] Notbatman is retarded, but earth is indeed flat
[4] All of the above.
[5] $9K (Vegeta time!!)
[6] weee weeeeeeeeeeeee
[7] I am notbatman
[8] I am notbatman

(*) From now on, all 6 7 first options also include the statement that "Notbatman is retarded". Please vote accordingly.



i take option zero.

wait number 0 seems to be missing.. label it "earth exists (and notbatman is retarded)" and im good.
legendary
Activity: 3388
Merit: 3514
born once atheist
December 21, 2019, 07:21:53 AM
Flat and square?? Well that’s ridiculous! There’s no corners,silly.
Smart flat earthers, like our man batty, know it’s a dome covered pancake
with plasma projection thingies on the ceiling. Batty has done all the
complicated calculations involving Columbo’s Law or some such thing
and sextants and horizons and also lots of other clever nonsense stuff....
legendary
Activity: 2520
Merit: 3038
December 21, 2019, 06:31:09 AM
I have found no option to vote for "flat and square". Most posts here seem to imply it's flat and round. Topology apart, this is flat out anti-square racism! (Pun intended.)
legendary
Activity: 3388
Merit: 3514
born once atheist
December 21, 2019, 05:35:05 AM
Whoa! Looks like the wo bro hatlanders crashed the fe party Wink
sr. member
Activity: 728
Merit: 317
nothing to see here
December 21, 2019, 04:17:40 AM
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