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hero member
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Homo Sapiens Bitcoinerthalensis
December 21, 2019, 03:38:30 AM
I'll take [6], but man, you're scaring not-a-man away.
legendary
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December 20, 2019, 10:11:07 PM
Please don't read too much of this thread. You lose 1 IQ point permanently for every 10 pages you read.

To get a better understanding of what this thread is all about, I suggest looking at the date on which it was opened, which will read April 1st, 2015.

It was started as a joke, but somehow notbatman suffered a mental breakdown shortly after starting it (there's theories behind why that happened as well), then he took it way too seriously, and now his brain has turned into mush.

Ok, I will note that as a [3] on my poll. Thanks for participating.

Uh, could you change that to a [2]? I don't want some vengeful asshat detective using this as proof that I believe the world is flat in 2021.

I'll take [3b]

3b- Notbatman is retarded, and the earth is an oblate spheroid


Hmmm, it makes sense but.... Rules are rules and there's not such option. I will note it as a [2] and add a note stating that notbatman is retarded. Or better yet, I will add a notbatman is retarded statement for every option and.... meh, less talk and more work, let's just do it

P.S.: Done! If anyone has any suggestion to improve the poll options please tell. Also I would kindly ask notbatman to officially add the poll to the thread so that we can finally come to an official agreement.

Vote counted as a [2].
legendary
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December 20, 2019, 09:55:05 PM
How could i not be aware of that thread for so long?

Why am i even bothering?

Please don't read too much of this thread. You lose 1 IQ point permanently for every 10 pages you read.

To get a better understanding of what this thread is all about, I suggest looking at the date on which it was opened, which will read April 1st, 2015.

It was started as a joke, but somehow notbatman suffered a mental breakdown shortly after starting it (there's theories behind why that happened as well), then he took it way too seriously, and now his brain has turned into mush.

Ok, I will note that as a [3] on my poll. Thanks for participating.
legendary
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December 20, 2019, 09:50:10 PM
How could i not be aware of that thread for so long?

Why am i even bothering?

Please don't read too much of this thread. You lose 1 IQ point permanently for every 10 pages you read.

To get a better understanding of what this thread is all about, I suggest looking at the date on which it was opened, which will read April 1st, 2015.

It was started as a joke, but somehow notbatman suffered a mental breakdown shortly after starting it (there's theories behind why that happened as well), then he took it way too seriously, and now his brain has turned into mush.
legendary
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December 20, 2019, 07:03:49 PM
I'm not sure it's been mentioned in this thread - I can't be bothered to read it all, especially since it mainly consists of crazy weirdos trying to convince sane people that we live on something shaped like a ball. I've also glimpsed some pancake nonsense. I think someone must surely have already pointed out that

The earth is FLAT and SQUARE!

(Most of the fun is to be had on the corners.)
legendary
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December 20, 2019, 07:03:06 PM
WTF?! Is this shit still running?

Can we finally agree to just run a poll and close the thread for gods sake?!




What!!? Close the infamous Bitcointalk FE thread??!
Good lord, that would be heresy!

Btw, are y’all from the Land of Hats? I hear they have a rather long thread too....


I donno what you are talking about... I am here for the flattening.
legendary
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December 20, 2019, 06:27:38 PM
WTF?! Is this shit still running?

Can we finally agree to just run a poll and close the thread for gods sake?!




Some people like to play with this nonsense. Can't you just block the thread so you don't have to even realize that it is going?

Cool

No. We need to put an end to this right now. Babies are dying because of this ongoing nonsense drama FFS!!!

Maybe you don't care but *I* do... I can't look the other way anymore, so let's just do it:

Options:

[ 0 ] Earth exists
[ 1 ] Earth is flat
[ 2 ] Earth is NON-flat
[ 3 ] Notbatman is retarded, but earth is indeed flat
[ 4 ] All of the above.
[ 5 ] $9K (Vegeta time!!)
[ 6 ] weee weeeeeeeeeeeee
[ 7 ] I am NOT Batman
[ 8 ] Earth is spheric with squared corners
[ 9 ] I am notbatman

(*) From now on, choices [ 0 ] to [ 8 ] also include the statement that "Notbatman is retarded". Please vote accordingly.

legendary
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December 20, 2019, 06:12:23 PM
WTF?! Is this shit still running?

Can we finally agree to just run a poll and close the thread for gods sake?!




Some people like to play with this nonsense. Can't you just block the thread so you don't have to even realize that it is going?

Cool
legendary
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born once atheist
December 20, 2019, 05:29:19 PM
WTF?! Is this shit still running?

Can we finally agree to just run a poll and close the thread for gods sake?!




What!!? Close the infamous Bitcointalk FE thread??!
Good lord, that would be heresy! Grin

Btw, are y’all from the Land of Hats? I hear they have a rather long thread too....
sr. member
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nothing to see here
December 20, 2019, 04:59:47 PM
O

M

F

G

!!

How could i not be aware of that thread for so long?

Why am i even bothering?

I can prove the existence of a flat earth:
It is hanging on my living room's wall, above the public viewing display.
By the way: fuck television, it's fast food for peoples stupidity.


However, my camera is broken atm, so i can't prove it  Embarrassed
*crawling away slowly*
legendary
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December 20, 2019, 04:34:57 PM
WTF?! Is this shit still running?

Can we finally agree to just run a poll and close the thread for gods sake?!


hero member
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Homo Sapiens Bitcoinerthalensis
December 20, 2019, 02:34:54 PM
^. True dat also.

Humanity is going to eventually solve Batty's stupidity problem in the year 2142.
Too bad he's not going to be around to see it.


Oh wait.. Roll Eyes
legendary
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December 20, 2019, 02:01:36 PM
"there's no problem, only solutions" -- John Lennon
hero member
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Homo Sapiens Bitcoinerthalensis
December 20, 2019, 12:15:04 PM
~ and has other reason why he maintains his position.

True dat.
Probably his FE ladyboy partner, broke up with him for the eyes of a GE transsexual, and got rid of that dingy Batty was sooooo hooked on to. Roll Eyes

See? GE's have to suffer.
legendary
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December 20, 2019, 11:53:36 AM

Well, he hasn’t posted about ropes ,hot ovens, cucks and Jews recently, so there’s that...
Maybe his shrink switched out his script or something....


Neah, we're having a blast on the other retard thread that he excels also.

Actually, I think that he has seen the flaws in his thinking, and has other reason why he maintains his position. But the serious part of him is changing his talk now that he sees where he is wrong.

Cool
hero member
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Homo Sapiens Bitcoinerthalensis
December 20, 2019, 11:18:57 AM

Well, he hasn’t posted about ropes ,hot ovens, cucks and Jews recently, so there’s that...
Maybe his shrink switched out his script or something....


Neah, we're having a blast on the other retard thread that he excels also.
legendary
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born once atheist
December 20, 2019, 11:08:09 AM
I feel you're triggered today Batty, did you take your morning pills?

Well, he hasn’t posted about ropes, hot ovens, cucks and Jews recently, so there’s that...
Maybe his shrink switched out his script or something....
hero member
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Homo Sapiens Bitcoinerthalensis
December 19, 2019, 03:35:25 AM
Don't know about the balls part, but you are definitely tripping.

Magic mushroom in addition to stimulating critical thinking and altered perceptions allowing one to smell their bullshit, allows one to literally see past it.



Go on, tell us how the rock got there, and please please please don't tell us that it's a fucking mushroom.
legendary
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December 19, 2019, 03:01:06 AM
^^^ One of us is tripping balls, guess who?
hero member
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Homo Sapiens Bitcoinerthalensis
December 19, 2019, 02:48:07 AM
I feel you're triggered today Batty, did you take your morning pills?
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