Topic: Meanwhile in Ukraine... Revolution. - page 75. (Read 227070 times)

" Madhouse "
- To the barricades !
- Mr. von Wagner ?
- Mr. Utof ,
as you walked past the barricades ?
- I rode the elevator !
- That's what happens when you have to make a barricade barrier-free ,
Mr Tymoshenko !
- I ...
- What are you actually doing?
You ... What are you doing here ?
What are you here at all staged ? Paralympics what?
Seven days - seven locks ? Or what?
- Is not it seen ? We make revolution!
- Yes, stop , you only grows dull with the people !
- Well, it has proven its effectiveness in popular uprisings !
- Just come k ..
Tell me,
why is there something Russian lettering on transparency ?
- Solidarity with Ukraine !
- Yes -ah !
- It's time for our citizens carrying in their hearts the fire of the revolution ,
and dare these corrupt elites !
Yes -ah !
- And that you that you want to achieve production of the musical "Les Miserables" ?
- Remember, " you have to get to dance the petrified order,
singing them their own tune ! "
- Superb! Andrew Lloyd Webber ?
- Karl Marx !
- And these here - who?
- All - ready to fight the rebels ! Allow me to introduce Comrade Pussy ,
and this - Comrade Pussy .
- Busse ! [ name of the actor in the role of Tymoshenko ]
- Yes, exactly !
- And it's there for the right type of sector?
- We prefer not to find out for sure , but it took us weapons !
- Stop !
Have you forgotten who we are?
- No, we're invaders madhouse !
- Right, share fanatical Democrats.
- Brief - NPD ...
No, better leave a long name ... [ AFD - abbreviation right elective unit in Germany - " Alternative for Germany" ]
- And we are here to objectively explain behind the policy .
- Let me guess, he is responsible for a good mood ?
- Mr. Utof , this time you will not extinguish our revolutionary fire!
Is not it, guys?
- Look, do you really think
today such important things, like revolution , Trust volunteers - lovers like you ?
- We are not lovers ...
Okay, we're here as volunteers , but we do not ...
- Volunteers ? Without money ? We agreed to another !
Disagree !
- What did he say ?
- You can walk !
- Miracle !
I can walk !
- Mr. von Wagner ,
revolution, as in Ukraine, today organized by professionals
that's it, for example!
- Yes, Vitali Klitschko , this is revolutionary !
- You ever heard his fluent ?
- Do not be biased, he wore the same lifetime protection on the teeth.
- I mean , he's not even really in Ukrainian
can not speak, but wants to become president !
- C'mon, as a citizen , I too would be happy , if not
understood every word that says Hauk . [ President of Germany ]
- Forget ...
Remember this puppet fund them . Konrad Adenauer Foundation , a pro - right
John McCain , a former presidential candidate . In December, on the Maidan .
- McCain ? What's he doing , french fries ?
- He and his foundation for a long time working to make Ukrainians
Democracy is compatible with a market economy , a pleasant taste.
- Yeah, just sick of them ...
- Yes, when sick than directly to the West !
- Americans have invested in a coup in Ukraine
a total of 5 mrad . dollars ...
- Yes, it's Putin says so !
- No, Victoria Nuland !
- Fuck you!
- Fuck the EU!
- Look at what I did in December on Independence
Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs of the American ...
You just look like an American baker Ukrainian revolution !
Just imagine it's the opposite :
Putin goes to the movement " Occupy Wall Street "
hodgepodge distributes billions of dollars ,
and then stood up and said : "Mr. President , tear down this Wall Street! "
[ reference to Reagan's speech , and then Yatsenuk " tear down this wall " - "Tear down this wall!"]
- Well,
- Well, now we have made ​​it clear that bad - it's the Americans ,
Well that Russian can just attack a sovereign state ?
You'll probably become to explain that there are only Russian carnival note
" Russian Monday" in the Crimea?
[" Russenmontag " - " Rose Monday " - " Pink Monday" - the peak of the German carnival ]
From a military form of ... of ...
of carnival store!
Putin doing the lambada , seizing Ukraine with ass !
You know what I tell you ?
Russian ... what they 've done there - is a violation of international law !
American Foreign Minister John Kerry famously said : " Under the false
pretext to attack the country to push their own interests. "
- Excuse me, can I still hear this sentence ?
- Yes, of course , so: " Under the false pretext
attack on the country to push their ... "
[ Title: " These weapons Saddam ! "]
Fuck you!
- Language of Diplomacy ...
slightly injured in an era propaganda. When all the points
the war, most willingly listen accursed voice
ie everything that reveals to us the Russian secret service .
On the lips of the imperialists , the members of Western governments
there flies freely thinking about how
they imagine the future of Ukraine , or
who actually shot on Independence .
German media usually do not really know about it ,
because they are too busy with their shortwave
radios searching for those which news that
confirm their prejudices about the " evil Putin ."
So lush color bloom comparison with Hitler.
But comparisons with Hitler should not forget that not everyone who is lame - Goebbels .
Needless to say that Frank-Walter Steinmeier , our new Minister -
Best German Foreign Minister Guido Westerwelle, from the time
[previous minister , until recently ]
Steinmeier , our four diplomat already
Munich Security Conference ordered
democratically elected president of Ukraine , he
should immediately recognize all the demands of the demonstrators .
Yes, it has a long tradition in our country , we have every protest
movement, which has no time to hide, is recognized immediately .
After it warms up conflicts and good for our arms exports .
Actually , it is unpleasant :
Our foreign policy has been suffering from " premature escalation ."
But what impact has our minister !
There a few months the people stand in the cold, then a shot is fired , the blood flows ,
and only when approaching danger speech has Steinmeier
all quickly come to the table and sign .
Frank- Walter Steinmeier, also signed the agreement ,
yes he did all signs !
I'm afraid to even imagine how many magazines he had already subscribe !
And then he enthusiastically shaking hands of the Nazis from the party "Freedom", and wonders
that this agreement has been violated through this dark hour rabble .
I think it's worthy of the Guinness World Records :
just five weeks after the renovation of German foreign policy
Nazis sat in the Ukrainian government .
It has never worked out so well to see how the West instrmentaliziruet
country if the new globalized trade and entertainment center .
IMF ...
IMF Yanukovych suggested several billion , only when
provided that it will raise gas prices by 40% to the market level .
But this could not accept even a greedy jackass as he ;
and immediately at full power unwound International PR.
Then you should not be confused , this is not some conspiracy theory
it is common practice conspiratorial .
There's frost on the Maidan months their asses demonstrators and that they will receive as a result ?
Higher gas prices !
Well, yes, dear Ukrainians , this is the side effects of freedom.
Actually, I would like here to protect Putin
it may also have interest,
he can also get out of yourself if NATO , breaking all the promises chosen closer ;
but then I saw that his friend , Schroeder, it is protected ,
with remarkable argument : " I did then, too
bombed Serbia in violation of international law ,
and so now do not have to face [ Putin ] finger . "
Well known, Schroeder has always shown the middle finger to international law .
but now
I'll have to change his mind , because if history has taught us anything , and then this :
if Schroeder finds something right , it's right can not be .
- And so ...
Sorry, you do not see what else I 'm saying?
- Excuse me, Mr. Utof , of course, we find it very important that
as you cast your citizens in granite satirical statement.
- In the granite did not cast !
- That's right, and I mean , finish with their
florid phrases, we want to finally rolled to head!
- Exactly!
- Why not , we have here the guillotine.
- Oh, I can not look at the blood !
- Do not worry, we have it from the society " Humane decapitation ."
Now I want to hear your suggestions . Who are you going next ?
- Yanukovych Yanukovych !
- What's he charged with ?
- He oppressed his people !
- Yes, exactly !
- But he was chosen by his people ...
- Yes , the OSCE is also said ...
- Come on, if we were to get rid of every democratically elected representative
who do not like our people , then we would have to go back to the polls ...