Haha. Don't spam, just pretend to be completely new to the world of bitcoin. Be smart enough to ask meaningful questions, that don't mark you as spammer Or start a thread, with a question that you really want answered.
I think the underlying message behind these rules is that a spammer wouldn't have enough patience to spam the old school way, using his/her fingers to type/copy-paste actual text )) The spammer mentality is to grab s much profit as possible without regard for the community.
By full filling these obligatory rules you show that you are serious about helping the community. Spamming will always bite in the ass sooner or later...i think spamming is directly tied to our karmic energy