Topic: Proof dank is jesus - page 4. (Read 9564 times)

why the fuck would the drug cartels murder you? you are one of their best customers?

Holy fucking shit. And I thought I got paranoid.

Put the pipe down, bro, and have a snack. You need to come down.

"I believe I can make you pay back your debts and stop being a drugged out sponge." Did I do it right?

Lol wut?  I'm not killing myself, the CIA is hiring drug cartels to assassinate me, my principles of love stand against their principles of greed.  Sorta simple, our youthful generation is taking over one way or another and we don't want a world where you must pay to live.  We don't need that when we can create with our mind.  Believe you can, and you can do anything.

Dank, now that the world has changed, you should try going sober. It will probably be rough at first. Just don't kill yourself and know that happiness is on the horizon.

Oh wow, so basically this boils down to stupid teenage love bullshit. Say dank, have you considered becoming something more than a worthless human sponge? It might help make you more attractive to the fairer sex.

Trips to church are like that for some people. Do you think they're crazy? Do you think they don't actually hear god's voice? You believe you're Jesus but you don't believe people can hear God? What an asshole.

Sounds to me like your relationship with god is faked. Everyone knows god speaks in tongues to real believers. I think you're a phony, I can hear god every day talk to me. Just yesterday he said "Push that grandma down the stairs" so I did. I will have a special place in heaven because I listened to him. God's message was truth and love too because I believe it, and belief is positive so it's true.

FTFY.


Although some here might think B would cause A (because you wouldn't be around to scam and annoy anyone anymore), I think A already happens for many people, and the fact that you can't even get there without chickening out and killing yourself proves how fucked up you are. My life and my world is heaven to me. I am at peace. If you're not, killing yourself won't help that, that's a pussy's way out. That's what people do when they fuck up huge and can't fix it so they make up a reasoning that "when I'm gone, the world will be better because of it". Tell us dank, are you sorry that you're a scammer who uses everyone's money you borrow to buy LSD? Is that why you want to kill yourself?

I'll tell you a secret. If you can pay back your debts and treat people with respect, you'll know the secret to life, happiness, love and peace, and it has nothing to do with death or consumables (drugs included).

I wish trips were like that, god just told you exactly what you need to know in perfect english.  It's more of feeling and finding meaning in metaphors, like for example, I had a trip that I must stop eating.  Well, it's not just eating that's must end, it's ego.  I know I won't get my girl back until my world is nothing but love, something that cannot happen without A) earth becoming heaven (fat chance while I'm alive) or B) my death.

Your claimed souls call to me.

^^Actually makes more sense than the average dank thread.

well I just ingested 150mg of DMT, 1.2mg of 25i and 3g cannabis and a black cat told my inner child that all claims to be jesus need to be filed with a Y4T form before they can be processed

dank!

I tried LSD just now and you're absolutely right! I saw a vision from god and he told me that I am Jesus and that dank is the false messiah! He told me that love and happiness will only come once you get off the forums and pay back the money you stole!

It must be true because it's positive and a lamp fell over behind me without anyone touching it!!11

Jesus was famous for the miracles yeah?

heal pirates heart and cause him to pay everyone back!

Make the mtgox price of bitcoins drop to 50 cents for four years

make it rain everywhere in the world at the same time

Yes, the revolving force of the negative world will not let us act as an organism easily.  Certain events must take place to evolve and connect humans before they all believe in the possibilities of infinite love.  Getting one point of consciousness is one thing, even a few isn't so bad.  But dealing with a group ego of 7 billion+ people, it takes more than words to get everyone to understand, it takes proof.

Say, you sound like a gent with his wits about him. I've got a dandy perpetual motion machine for sale that's sure to be right up your alley!

Kentrolla, I've gone long without psychedelics or weed, I just don't see the point in abstaining from something used beneficially.  I was planning on dying on 10+ hits of LSD, why should I die sober?  Seriously, I've been contemplating this.

Organofcorti, love.  We break energy down into types by what we can measure but it's all the same.  The point being anti-psychotics channels you less energy, LSD channels more energy through your brain.

They are not chemically similar, but they are spiritually similar.  They're both psychedelics that connect you to your mind by decreasing your ego, the difference being that you must ingest 10 mg of psilocybin while you ingest less than 1 mg of LSD.  From a consumption standpoint, you are consuming less material for greater effects.

Never said he didn't eat food.  Guess it doesn't matter though, humans wouldn't have to eat if they all believed love was enough alone, LSD or not.

What type of energy?


No. LSD and psilcybin are not related compounds. LSD is more closely related to the hallucinogenic rye fungus that caused mass outbreaks of religious hysteria when people were still mostly agrarian. Clearly you enjoy drugs but can't actually be bothered to learn anything about them.


Albert Hoffman did eat food.


The above statement is provably false.


Probably true, but non-sequitur.

you can be jesus when you're sober. In fact, I thought I was jesus once and I got the best high of my life without taking any drugs. This high was amazing.  It was something that I know drugs couldn't reproduce.  I wish I could smoke weed but I am on drug tests.  I got clean before I was ever on drug tests though. I flushed a lot of different drugs down the toilet after a long psychedelic binge.

Dank, don't be a pussy. Try being sober, you'll be glad you did.

Anti psychotics block out all types of energy from your brain.  Shit is not natural, it closes your mind.  Neither is LSD, but it is a compound similar to the natural psilocybin with a much reduced toxic effect.  Humans have the capability to survive off that shit, who needs food when you can channel infinite energy?  Look at a picture of Albert Hoffman and tell me LSD didn't help make that man have one happy ass, fulfilling life.

All positive statements are true, for they're positive.  The universe is infinite, all positives exist.

anti-psychotics block LSD, how is dank going to be jesus if he isn't psychotic/tripped out?