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Topic: Proof dank is jesus - page 8. (Read 9564 times)

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April 18, 2013, 12:46:16 PM
#47
Has anyone bothered to meet dank in person yet (you fucking pussies)? I think it'd be entertaining to at least prove if he's really this insane or just another scammer mocking losers on the forum for giving him free money he has no intention of ever paying back.

Dank, if you can draw, why don't you draw on Etsy, DeviantArt, etc and earn back the money you stole?
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April 18, 2013, 12:37:19 PM
#46
Dank, for the love of you, please write a book. If you want to pay back anyone that you owe $ too, I'm sure nearly everyone on the forums would buy a book by you about whatever it is you do. I would want the first copy though.

Yes, this.

If possible, just take lots of drugs and empty your mind and do what is known as glossolalia - or speaking in tongues.

There are a few books that have been written like this, the most famous of which would be the Voynich Manuscript - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voynich_manuscript
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April 18, 2013, 12:33:47 PM
#45
Dank, for the love of you, please write a book. If you want to pay back anyone that you owe $ too, I'm sure nearly everyone on the forums would buy a book by you about whatever it is you do. I would want the first copy though.
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April 18, 2013, 12:31:57 PM
#44
Keep reading.
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April 18, 2013, 12:30:02 PM
#43
I read that passage in the psych ward.  How does it propose a process of removing negativity from earth?
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April 18, 2013, 12:24:33 PM
#42
So what's the plan?  Earth has to become heaven this time around, so what could be done to trigger such a thing?

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Revelation+1&version=NIV
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April 18, 2013, 12:22:03 PM
#41
So what's the plan?  Earth has to become heaven this time around, so what could be done to trigger such a thing?

When I took 60 hits of LSD and was possessed by god for a day, I learned what must be done.  First, I walked.  Plan was to walk around the earth and communicate the concept of love to everyone who crosses my path, for they will spread it to the remainder of the populace.  I walked 10 miles towards Cali.

This gave me an understanding on what Jesus did, I wasn't raised with religion and I hadn't read any of the bible.

I was able to integrate what I learned into society.  Jesus doesn't have to walk this time around, for we have the internet.  The task remains, how can you get seven billion people to believe in the same thing?  How can you get everyone to believe in eternal life?

Only one way, someone must die and come back to life, proof.

On 60 hits of LSD, a void in consciousness was formed, my car ran solely on consciousness, with no gas for several minutes.  My friends and I have experienced this before, when a large lamp fell without any force acting upon it.  My weed dealer and his friend saw their iPhone floating in the air.  Impossibilities do happen, only when there is no negativity to doubt the occurrence.

So what better way to bring upon an impossibility of making life heaven than to assemble a ginormous music festival, get everybody on the same level of belief and resurrect the guy that died and shared the plan in the first place?

Really, convince me there's another way, then I won't have to die.
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April 18, 2013, 12:10:19 PM
#40
Dank, I have grown to like you.  I still hope to see you pay squall back.
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April 18, 2013, 11:55:04 AM
#39
You should have look at the works of Austin Osman Spare. He really did slouch towards Bethlehem
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April 18, 2013, 11:49:01 AM
#37
Why wouldn't the new Jesus claim to be Jesus?  If people didn't know he was Jesus, his crucifixion wouldn't change very much.

No, no, no... that was last time. This time is a different plan.
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April 18, 2013, 11:47:28 AM
#36
NEW GAME: guess what dank is on this time and win bitcoins.


(no, i won't pay.)
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April 18, 2013, 11:45:28 AM
#35
Well?  Where he at?  I don't see anybody else volunteering to sacrifice theirself.

Anyways, you are Jesus. We're all the same being as Jesus, the same soul.  Jesus just figured it out before anybody and shared it to everyone he could in his reality.  When you learn the truth, you have the choice to become Jesus of your reality and spread the truth, or not.

We all evolve to the same awareness level as Jesus.

Why wouldn't the new Jesus claim to be Jesus?  If people didn't know he was Jesus, his crucifixion wouldn't change very much.
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April 18, 2013, 12:07:28 AM
#34
I've thought I was Jesus before many times.

Drugs are bad for you. Try stopping. You will face clarity.  It feels good.

Also, the real Jesus will not brag about it.

I agree that there is the 2nd coming of Jesus happening right now, but its not you. Please trust me.
















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April 17, 2013, 09:15:18 AM
#33
They laughed at the real Jesus for claiming to be the son of God.  Embarrassed

Hell, I still do.  Cheesy
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April 17, 2013, 02:24:05 AM
#32
As the laughably misquoted saying goes, "Dank is Dank. Jesus is Jesus. If Dank is Jesus, then Milk is a scammer".
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April 15, 2013, 07:58:16 PM
#31
Yeah, sorry it's not the proof you were looking for, but do consider that I spent very little time practicing drawing.  I spent most of my days playing counter strike source or learning about the world online, or weed.

I love Counter-strike 1.4 -1.6 I am not into it any more. Any jesus that plays CS sounds good to me.
OMG I love old Cstrike too! Played from late beta stages (Beta 7.1) and playing version 1.6 now. And Half-Life and the amazing multiplayer of Opposing-Force with bots, players and all weapons from OP4 singleplayer!

I always wanted to run server of old Half-life modifications like cstrike 1.3 - 1.5 and HL mods like original Team Fortress. Maybe I will take time and install all the games on some server. I still have all necessary install files and mods for these games.

cstrike 1.4- 1.5 is my game. I remember that, de_dust is my map, I also like cs_italy. I used to like to mod the hostages so they were dope. Yo you get some old CS servers up and I am down.

I also remember Day of Defeat wasn't the best but it was good in between CS.
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April 16, 2013, 02:48:38 AM
#31
Dank: Can you give me a quote on your picture? Seriously, it'd be a fun thing to own.

Dude, you're talking to the wrong guy. I'm his agent, for Dank can't be bothered while in the muse.

The price is $200 USD, and if you really want to know, my fee is only 10%. The bitcoins come to my wallet, whereupon I pay Dank sans my fee, and it's up to him as to what he'll do with the bitcoins once they're in his control. I'm not responsible for any of his debts, for I'm just his agent, only making sure that he receives prevailing price for his Art.

~Dank's Agent~
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April 15, 2013, 08:27:06 PM
#30
Dank: Can you give me a quote on your picture? Seriously, it'd be a fun thing to own.
How much Dank scammed? Maybe he can make psychedelic art and sell it for BTC to pay back to people he scamed? The first thing required for such art is very favorite thing to Dank, he only needs to draw what he sees.

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cstrike 1.4- 1.5 is my game. I remember that, de_dust is my map, I also like cs_italy. I used to like to mod the hostages so they were dope. Yo you get some old CS servers up and I am down.

I also remember Day of Defeat wasn't the best but it was good in between CS.
CS 1.4 was very short lived here. The 1.3 was very popular in cyber clubs and lanparties and then it jumped to 1.5 and 1.6

I have several favorite cstrike maps, de_arizona cs_arabstreet cs_backalley cs_disco_night and 200 others in my maplist. Made waypoints for POD-bots on unpopular but great maps such as de_waterfall. Schooled one friend making good waypoints as well.

I miss the Windows98 years running AMD K6-2 and RIVA TNT2 Ultra; K7 750 and GF3 Ti550
I will sort out my problems and then I will set up the servers. They don't take much resources on server after all and it will not cost me anything once the hardware are assembled.
legendary
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April 15, 2013, 08:05:53 PM
#29
Dank: Can you give me a quote on your picture? Seriously, it'd be a fun thing to own.
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