I pray to your fake god that the utter nonsense in this thread is not representative of the population and large, but I greatly fear it is.
He is not normally this immature, but he just came from church and he has been drinking today.
Be happy that I laugh at you. Why? My laughing doesn't do anything more than to disturb you... at worst. At best, you might even laugh at my laughing. Rather, fear God's laugh. Why? Because you can't turn god. He completely has you in the palm of His hand.
Psalm 2:
1 Why do the nations conspire
and the peoples plot in vain?
2 The kings of the earth take their stand
and the rulers gather together
against the LORD
and against his Anointed One.
3 “Let us break their chains,” they say,
“and throw off their fetters.”
4 The One enthroned in heaven laughs;
the Lord scoffs at them.
5 Then he rebukes them in his anger
and terrifies them in his wrath, saying,
6 “I have installed my King
on Zion, my holy hill.”
7 I will proclaim the decree of the LORD:
He said to me, “You are my Son;
today I have become your Father.
8 Ask of me,
and I will make the nations your inheritance,
the ends of the earth your possession.
9 You will rule them with an iron scepter;
you will dash them to pieces like pottery.”
10 Therefore, you kings, be wise;
be warned, you rulers of the earth.
11 Serve the LORD with fear
and rejoice with trembling.
12 Kiss the Son, lest he be angry
and you be destroyed in your way,
for his wrath can flare up in a moment.
Blessed are all who take refuge in him.
(Deuteronomy 22:28-29 NAB)
If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her.
28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; 29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.
A correct non-satanic King James version of the Bible.
Why is a version very important? Devil is in the detail they say. Indeed he is. You need to look on the details like if constants are constants in your satanic version of the world.
For example one word and we have a devil in the detail:
Satanic version of the Bible:
Genesis 8:21
21The LORD smelled the soothing aroma; and the LORD said to Himself, "I will never again curse the ground on account of man, for the intent of man's heart is evil from his youth; and I will never again destroy every living thing, as I have done.
Here we have insane God that say Noah is bad because he pleased the Lord. Totally crazy.
Kings James version:
And the LORD smelled a sweet savour; and the LORD said in his heart, I will not again curse the ground any more for man's sake; for the imagination of man's heart is evil from his youth; neither will I again smite any more every thing living, as I have done.
Its just said that the lord had smelled the burning body. And he was displeased. He has called Noah evil, because he listened to Satan. That was the offering to the egiptian deity Moloch not the One God.
Jesus had said to beware the spirits that is not of God.