Top Ten Signs You’re a Fundamentalist Christian
10 – You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.
9 – You feel insulted and “dehumanized” when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
8 – You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.
7 – Your face turns purple when you hear of the “atrocities” attributed to Allah, but you don’t even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in “Exodus” and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in “Joshua” including women, children, and trees!
6 – You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
5 – You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.
4 – You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs — though excluding those in all rival sects – will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most “tolerant” and “loving.”
3 – While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in “tongues” may be all the evidence you need to “prove” Christianity.
2 – You define 0.01% as a “high success rate” when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
1 – You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history – but still call yourself a Christian.
http://www.evilbible.com/evil-bible-home-page/top-ten-list/One sign you are simply wrong. I would love to be called a fundamentalist christian yet, none of that is applicable to me.
10- I do not claim they do not exist. All of them including catholics have some merits in them and all of the religions are idol worship to some extend.
9 - No I am not insulted. I laugh at them so bad that my stomach hurt.
8- I do not belive in trinity.
7- Wrong. I am red only when christian says they are christians while being more pagan than pagan. Or when people call islamistic terrorist "fundamentalists". They are atheist. Why? Its forbidden to suicide in quran.
6- I do not believe in christ being a God. Yet Christ was a messiah that means that God have adopted him spiritualy.
5- Only when I want a good laugh.
4- No I do not believe that at all. Actualy the Christ had said that the ones that say others are infidels will perish.
3- Speaking in tongues as in evangelist tongues for me is demon possesion.
2- I only pray to help other people not for my sake.
1- Want to bet?
Signs you are possesed by demon(at least one).
1. He is interested in invoking spirits. 2. Hates God 3. Spread lies about God 4. Loves Sophistry 5. Think he is the smartest. 6. He think he is not a hipocrite 7. Loves being in cementary for long time 8. Says he is against christianity but loves christmas. By the way christmas has nothing to do with christianity its pagan as paganity can be. Its even condemned in the Old Testament. Thats how old this Babylonian tradition is. 9. Enjoys other solstices and other pagan holidays like may days.