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Topic: Scientific proof that God exists? - page 242. (Read 845650 times)

legendary
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May 21, 2016, 02:06:52 PM
Find the oldest KJB you can, dial up Luke 17:31 and you'll find that somebody put stuff in that bible.


"And these bottles of wine, which we filled, were new; and, behold, they be rent: and these our garments and our shoes are become old by reason of the very long journey." -- KJB, Joshua 9:13


That's some good schtuff!




Well, it was translators, attempting to do the best job of translating that they could. They did a very good job with the ancient manuscripts that they had. The English speaking peoples of Britain at that time understood it quite well, as did the Israelites who read the originals in ancient Hebrew.

What is your point?

Cool

My point is the fist person(s) to translate the text from Greek to English had been drinking more than a few bottles of the good stuff.

Your point is irrelevant since you were not there and the records of the translating suggest otherwise than you do.

Besides what is a "fist person?"

Cool
hero member
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May 21, 2016, 12:54:20 PM
No proof needs if you are ture beliver, God inside and outside us , just need to belive on it.
legendary
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You lead and I'll watch you walk away.
May 21, 2016, 01:08:15 AM
I'm secure enough in my sexuality to admit that when I see those paintings of the pretty white Jesus, with the long golden hair and pouty smooth lips, I get a little hard.

There is some slight evidence in the writings of Pontius Pilate that Jesus was a ruddy blonde. But the paintings are simply paintings. So, you are attracted to the painting-minds of painters.

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I'm sure he was a blond considering he was middle eastern.

legendary
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May 20, 2016, 11:18:10 PM
Find the oldest KJB you can, dial up Luke 17:31 and you'll find that somebody put stuff in that bible.


"And these bottles of wine, which we filled, were new; and, behold, they be rent: and these our garments and our shoes are become old by reason of the very long journey." -- KJB, Joshua 9:13


That's some good schtuff!




Well, it was translators, attempting to do the best job of translating that they could. They did a very good job with the ancient manuscripts that they had. The English speaking peoples of Britain at that time understood it quite well, as did the Israelites who read the originals in ancient Hebrew.

What is your point?

Cool

My point is the first person(s) to translate the text from Greek to English had been drinking more than a few bottles of the good stuff.
legendary
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May 20, 2016, 11:05:07 PM

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No more bottles of beer on the wall, no more bottles of beer.
Go to the store and buy some more, 99 bottles of beer on the wall.

Sounds like you have finally seen the light, that your flat-earth idea is ridiculous. So, now you want to put down religion just to get back at the other religions. Settle down. You will only hurt yourself fighting against God.

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I'm only talking about the first page.

Do you honestly think we've got a dome over a sphere?
legendary
Activity: 3906
Merit: 1373
May 20, 2016, 09:44:26 PM
I'm secure enough in my sexuality to admit that when I see those paintings of the pretty white Jesus, with the long golden hair and pouty smooth lips, I get a little hard.

There is some slight evidence in the writings of Pontius Pilate that Jesus was a ruddy blonde. But the paintings are simply paintings. So, you are attracted to the painting-minds of painters.

Cool
legendary
Activity: 2156
Merit: 1393
You lead and I'll watch you walk away.
May 20, 2016, 03:33:13 PM
I'm secure enough in my sexuality to admit that when I see those paintings of the pretty white Jesus, with the long golden hair and pouty smooth lips, I get a little hard.
legendary
Activity: 3906
Merit: 1373
May 20, 2016, 11:49:43 AM

<>

No more bottles of beer on the wall, no more bottles of beer.
Go to the store and buy some more, 99 bottles of beer on the wall.

Sounds like you have finally seen the light, that your flat-earth idea is ridiculous. So, now you want to put down religion just to get back at the other religions. Settle down. You will only hurt yourself fighting against God.

Cool
legendary
Activity: 3906
Merit: 1373
May 20, 2016, 11:45:07 AM
Find the oldest KJB you can, dial up Luke 17:31 and you'll find that somebody put stuff in that bible.


"And these bottles of wine, which we filled, were new; and, behold, they be rent: and these our garments and our shoes are become old by reason of the very long journey." -- KJB, Joshua 9:13


That's some good schtuff!




Well, it was translators, attempting to do the best job of translating that they could. They did a very good job with the ancient manuscripts that they had. The English speaking peoples of Britain at that time understood it quite well, as did the Israelites who read the originals in ancient Hebrew.

What is your point?

Cool
legendary
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May 20, 2016, 10:45:54 AM
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legendary
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May 20, 2016, 10:42:41 AM
"And these bottles of wine, which we filled, were new; and, behold, they be rent: and these our garments and our shoes are become old by reason of the very long journey." -- KJB, Joshua 9:13


That's some good schtuff!

legendary
Activity: 2212
Merit: 1038
May 20, 2016, 03:32:55 AM
Find the oldest KJB you can, dial up Luke 17:31 and you'll find that somebody put stuff in that bible.
legendary
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May 19, 2016, 07:09:19 PM
I'd like to summarize the KJB as a collection of the most outlandish, unreasonable, unbelievable, outrageous, improbable true statements put together in one place. ...and I'm only talking about the first page.

Well no wonder. The KJB was produced more than 400 years ago. One can't even read that kind of English anymore.

Cool

"In that day, he which shall be upon the housetop, and his stuff in the house, let him not come down to take it away: and he that is in the field, let him likewise not return back." -- KJB, Luke 17:31


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=schtuff

Oh, you were talking about one of the later editions, possibly a very recent one, where the English is almost like modern English. What's so difficult about it? If it is too difficult, try the New International Version, or the New King James version.

On that day no one who is on the housetop, with possessions inside, should go down to get them. Likewise, no one in the field should go back for anything.

In that day, he who is on the housetop, and his goods are in the house, let him not come down to take them away. And likewise the one who is in the field, let him not turn back.


Cool

EDIT: https://www.biblegateway.com/

The New International Version is trying to say it the way we would say it.

The New King James Version is trying to say it with a literal eye on the ancient Greek where it was taken from, and yet bring it into some semblance of sense.

The ancient Greek is somewhat "twisted" with regard to how we say things in English. Spanish is the same. You can't simply take Spanish and translate the words directly as they are found in a sentence, and expect it to make clear English sense. You might be able to get the gist of what is being said. But a direct translation of Spanish into English will sound a bit backward and inside out.

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legendary
Activity: 3906
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May 19, 2016, 07:01:35 PM
I'd like to summarize the KJB as a collection of the most outlandish, unreasonable, unbelievable, outrageous, improbable true statements put together in one place. ...and I'm only talking about the first page.

Well no wonder. The KJB was produced more than 400 years ago. One can't even read that kind of English anymore.

Cool

"In that day, he which shall be upon the housetop, and his stuff in the house, let him not come down to take it away: and he that is in the field, let him likewise not return back." -- KJB, Luke 17:31


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=schtuff

Oh, you were talking about one of the later editions, possibly a very recent one, where the English is almost like modern English. What's so difficult about it? If it is too difficult, try the New International Version, or the New King James version.

On that day no one who is on the housetop, with possessions inside, should go down to get them. Likewise, no one in the field should go back for anything.

In that day, he who is on the housetop, and his goods are in the house, let him not come down to take them away. And likewise the one who is in the field, let him not turn back.


Cool

EDIT: https://www.biblegateway.com/
legendary
Activity: 2212
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May 19, 2016, 02:56:32 PM
I'd like to summarize the KJB as a collection of the most outlandish, unreasonable, unbelievable, outrageous, improbable true statements put together in one place. ...and I'm only talking about the first page.

Well no wonder. The KJB was produced more than 400 years ago. One can't even read that kind of English anymore.

Cool

"In that day, he which shall be upon the housetop, and his stuff in the house, let him not come down to take it away: and he that is in the field, let him likewise not return back." -- KJB, Luke 17:31


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=schtuff
legendary
Activity: 3906
Merit: 1373
May 19, 2016, 02:30:04 PM
I'd like to summarize the KJB as a collection of the most outlandish, unreasonable, unbelievable, outrageous, improbable true statements put together in one place. ...and I'm only talking about the first page.

Well no wonder. The KJB was produced more than 400 years ago. One can't even read that kind of English anymore.

Cool
legendary
Activity: 2212
Merit: 1038
May 19, 2016, 02:22:56 PM
I'd like to summarize the KJB as a collection of the most outlandish, unreasonable, unbelievable, outrageous, improbable true statements put together in one place. ...and I'm only talking about the first page.
legendary
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Merit: 1393
You lead and I'll watch you walk away.
May 18, 2016, 01:53:41 PM
god is in our heart,dont need anything to proof it

I have God in my scrotum. I can pump you out a little Jesus juice if you like.
full member
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May 18, 2016, 01:24:04 PM
god is in our heart,dont need anything to proof it
legendary
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You lead and I'll watch you walk away.
May 15, 2016, 09:14:25 PM
There is God Everywhere

How about under my balls? You think he's hanging around my gooch?

I checked, he's not under there

So he's not everywhere then.

This philosophical answers. I think we can all agree that we all have prayed on some situations, to god or not.

Only over a toilet when I'm really drunk.
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