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Topic: Scientific proof that God exists? - page 292. (Read 845809 times)

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March 26, 2015, 01:29:06 AM
So, if I believe in God and go to heaven will there be tight, sexy poontang with big tits for me to plow for all eternity? Oh and Crown Royal? If the answer's yes then count me in.

Go to hell instead, you'll get kinkier sex with succubi there according to Christian logic Wink

Look around and you can find people of all ages who are not that interested in sex. Some of these are unhealthy. Others are simply interested in other things. They get pleasure from other things. They may be few in number, but they are among us. The point? For our benefit and His, God designed sex to be pleasurable. He could have done it other ways. He could have made other things more pleasurable than sex.

We don't know what we will be in Heaven. My guess (AND THIS IS ONLY GUESS) is that we will have a form in the physics of Heaven that will make us similar in many ways to it, as we are now to the physics of this universe. In other words, I think we will have a body something like this one, but without any weakness whatsoever.

Will there be sex in Heaven? We don't know. The thing that there won't be is marrying and giving in marriage. There will be joy - I dare say, pleasure. It will be better than any pleasure we experience here in this universe. But, like as some of the people here enjoy other things more than sex, perhaps the things that we all enjoy there will have nothing to do with sex. But who cares? The big point is, we will have more joy, and even pleasure, than we could ever experience here, even in the best of sex.

The reason that Jesus was willing to die on the cross for the sins and mistakes of the whole world is, the joys He receives in Heaven for doing it are so much greater than the pains of punishment and death for the whole world, that there is great benefit for Him in doing it. In fact, while He wants all people to be saved for Heaven, the pleasures of Heaven make it worth it to let the ones go who simply won't allow themselves to be saved.

You might laugh at this, but think hard, 'cause if you don't make it, the greater loss won't be sitting in the fire of Hell for eternity. The greater loss will be missing out on the joys of Heaven for eternity.

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But did you realize that everything you say are guesses? Because you dont provide any phisical evidence. Why do you think in history class we dont learn the history of god? Or jesus? Because there is no history at all because they dont exist.

If god exists why would he decieve us giving us this logic thoughts and rationality
legendary
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March 26, 2015, 01:17:15 AM

I was curious if you realized that you implicated Genesis as "all mistake."

I wouldn't mind if you explained it to me. However, I am rather impatient. Please do it in as few words as possible.

Thanks.

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legendary
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March 26, 2015, 01:12:57 AM
So, if I believe in God and go to heaven will there be tight, sexy poontang with big tits for me to plow for all eternity? Oh and Crown Royal? If the answer's yes then count me in.

Go to hell instead, you'll get kinkier sex with succubi there according to Christian logic Wink

Look around and you can find people of all ages who are not that interested in sex. Some of these are unhealthy. Others are simply interested in other things. They get pleasure from other things. They may be few in number, but they are among us. The point? For our benefit and His, God designed sex to be pleasurable. He could have done it other ways. He could have made other things more pleasurable than sex.

We don't know what we will be in Heaven. My guess (AND THIS IS ONLY GUESS) is that we will have a form in the physics of Heaven that will make us similar in many ways to it, as we are now to the physics of this universe. In other words, I think we will have a body something like this one, but without any weakness whatsoever.

Will there be sex in Heaven? We don't know. The thing that there won't be is marrying and giving in marriage. There will be joy - I dare say, pleasure. It will be better than any pleasure we experience here in this universe. But, like as some of the people here enjoy other things more than sex, perhaps the things that we all enjoy there will have nothing to do with sex. But who cares? The big point is, we will have more joy, and even pleasure, than we could ever experience here, even in the best of sex.

The reason that Jesus was willing to die on the cross for the sins and mistakes of the whole world is, the joys He receives in Heaven for doing it are so much greater than the pains of punishment and death for the whole world, that there is great benefit for Him in doing it. In fact, while He wants all people to be saved for Heaven, the pleasures of Heaven make it worth it to let the ones go who simply won't allow themselves to be saved.

You might laugh at this, but think hard, 'cause if you don't make it, the greater loss won't be sitting in the fire of Hell for eternity. The greater loss will be missing out on the joys of Heaven for eternity.

Smiley
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I like boobies
March 25, 2015, 10:03:47 PM
So, if I believe in God and go to heaven will there be tight, sexy poontang with big tits for me to plow for all eternity? Oh and Crown Royal? If the answer's yes then count me in.

Go to hell instead, you'll get kinkier sex with succubi there according to Christian logic Wink

Believe in the one true god, the FSM, and enjoy the sexy fruit of stripper factories and delicious beer volcanoes in heaven. (Hell is the same but the strippers have STDs and the beer is stale.)
legendary
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March 25, 2015, 05:33:02 PM
BADecker having a desperate swipe at the Quran now.
Give him enough rope, he'll hang himself. Cheesy

Extremely difficult if not impossible to find mistake in Quran. Why? Quran is perfection of mistakes. In other words, it is entire mistake. Quran, the perfect mistake. No mistakes in it. It all mistake.

Smiley

And he conveniently ignores that the Quran and the Bible are virtually identical up until the house of Abraham.

Just tryin' to get me to say something, eh? Why? After all, you know the Quran didn't even exist until more than 500 years after the Bible declared itself to be the all-time Word of God, up to and including the end of our universe in the lake of fire, and the beginning of the new universe that God is creating.

The only way that my info at https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.10718395 doesn't prove the existence of God, is a future thing. When this universe is gone, it won't be remembered or brought to mind by anybody, not even God (although He could dredge it up if He really wanted). That's the only way my stuff won't be evidence that proves the existence of God.

Smiley

I was curious if you realized that you implicated Genesis as "all mistake."

I'm glad BADecker has indirectly conceded his Young Earth theory is untrue. I feel we are finally getting somewhere at long last.

legendary
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March 25, 2015, 05:23:41 PM
BADecker having a desperate swipe at the Quran now.
Give him enough rope, he'll hang himself. Cheesy

Extremely difficult if not impossible to find mistake in Quran. Why? Quran is perfection of mistakes. In other words, it is entire mistake. Quran, the perfect mistake. No mistakes in it. It all mistake.

Smiley

And he conveniently ignores that the Quran and the Bible are virtually identical up until the house of Abraham.

Just tryin' to get me to say something, eh? Why? After all, you know the Quran didn't even exist until more than 500 years after the Bible declared itself to be the all-time Word of God, up to and including the end of our universe in the lake of fire, and the beginning of the new universe that God is creating.

The only way that my info at https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.10718395 doesn't prove the existence of God, is a future thing. When this universe is gone, it won't be remembered or brought to mind by anybody, not even God (although He could dredge it up if He really wanted). That's the only way my stuff won't be evidence that proves the existence of God.

Smiley

I was curious if you realized that you implicated Genesis as "all mistake."
legendary
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March 25, 2015, 05:22:50 PM
So, if I believe in God and go to heaven will there be tight, sexy poontang with big tits for me to plow for all eternity? Oh and Crown Royal? If the answer's yes then count me in.

Go to hell instead, you'll get kinkier sex with succubi there according to Christian logic Wink
legendary
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You lead and I'll watch you walk away.
March 25, 2015, 05:17:08 PM
So, if I believe in God and go to heaven will there be tight, sexy poontang with big tits for me to plow for all eternity? Oh and Crown Royal? If the answer's yes then count me in.
legendary
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March 25, 2015, 04:11:59 PM
The only way that my info at https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.10718395 doesn't prove the existence of God, is a future thing. When this universe is gone, it won't be remembered or brought to mind by anybody, not even God (although He could dredge it up if He really wanted). That's the only way my stuff won't be evidence that proves the existence of God.

We don't have to wait that long. We can just use some simple level 1 beginners logic and "your stuff" evaporates into non-proof.


The part about not having to wait that long is true. You will die within a short hundred years. The next thing you will see is Jesus calling you out of the grave (even if you are cremated). Then you will take your place in the afterlife, and my link https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.10718395 will have been proven true with finality... all in short order... probably less than your 100-year lifetime.

Smiley



We are all praying you can pull through this BADecker.
Remember we are on your side. We are here to help you.


I have to apologize on that one. I haven't been praying enough for you.

Smiley


Praying obviously doesnt work, a lot of people pray for cancer to have a cure and it doesnt so i dont know what you are talking about

Praying isn't like that at all. Prayer is a petition, a request. If you go up to your buddy and ask him for a beer, he gives you a beer, because he is your buddy. It looks like the asking produced the results, but it was the fact that you communicated with your friend, and he gave the results YOU ASKED OF HIM.

Now, if you ask your buddy for a beer, and then you won't accept it, or you dump it out on the ground or down the sink, how many times is he going to keep on giving you the beer when you ask him?

Cancer is being healed among people all the time through the nature God is providing. There are multitudes of special cases where God answered prayer and gave the healing following the prayer.

What is the cancer healing rate among doctors and hospitals? Nobody really knows, because the little cancers that the doctors seem to heal, often would have healed by themselves, or could have been healed other ways. If you have a major cancer, the doctor will tell you that you will die, but that if you live, you can expect at the most only 5 more years.

So, why do people keep on going to the doctor rather than using the things that God provides to heal the cancer? God has listened to the prayer, and gives all kinds of nutritional things in nature that cure cancer. If nothing else, H2O2 therapy and Ozone therapy work. But people keep on going to the doctor who tells them that they are going to die. Your Buddy is getting tired of giving you the beer you asked for, then to watch you dump it down the drain.

Smiley
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March 25, 2015, 03:44:14 PM
The only way that my info at https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.10718395 doesn't prove the existence of God, is a future thing. When this universe is gone, it won't be remembered or brought to mind by anybody, not even God (although He could dredge it up if He really wanted). That's the only way my stuff won't be evidence that proves the existence of God.

We don't have to wait that long. We can just use some simple level 1 beginners logic and "your stuff" evaporates into non-proof.


The part about not having to wait that long is true. You will die within a short hundred years. The next thing you will see is Jesus calling you out of the grave (even if you are cremated). Then you will take your place in the afterlife, and my link https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.10718395 will have been proven true with finality... all in short order... probably less than your 100-year lifetime.

Smiley



We are all praying you can pull through this BADecker.
Remember we are on your side. We are here to help you.


I have to apologize on that one. I haven't been praying enough for you.

Smiley


Praying obviously doesnt work, a lot of people pray for cancer to have a cure and it doesnt so i dont know what you are talking about
legendary
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March 25, 2015, 03:02:41 PM
The only way that my info at https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.10718395 doesn't prove the existence of God, is a future thing. When this universe is gone, it won't be remembered or brought to mind by anybody, not even God (although He could dredge it up if He really wanted). That's the only way my stuff won't be evidence that proves the existence of God.

We don't have to wait that long. We can just use some simple level 1 beginners logic and "your stuff" evaporates into non-proof.


The part about not having to wait that long is true. You will die within a short hundred years. The next thing you will see is Jesus calling you out of the grave (even if you are cremated). Then you will take your place in the afterlife, and my link https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.10718395 will have been proven true with finality... all in short order... probably less than your 100-year lifetime.

Smiley



We are all praying you can pull through this BADecker.
Remember we are on your side. We are here to help you.


I have to apologize on that one. I haven't been praying enough for you.

Smiley
legendary
Activity: 1652
Merit: 1016
March 25, 2015, 02:57:48 PM
The only way that my info at https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.10718395 doesn't prove the existence of God, is a future thing. When this universe is gone, it won't be remembered or brought to mind by anybody, not even God (although He could dredge it up if He really wanted). That's the only way my stuff won't be evidence that proves the existence of God.

We don't have to wait that long. We can just use some simple level 1 beginners logic and "your stuff" evaporates into non-proof.


The part about not having to wait that long is true. You will die within a short hundred years. The next thing you will see is Jesus calling you out of the grave (even if you are cremated). Then you will take your place in the afterlife, and my link https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.10718395 will have been proven true with finality... all in short order... probably less than your 100-year lifetime.

Smiley



We are all praying you can pull through this BADecker.
Remember we are on your side. We are here to help you.
legendary
Activity: 3990
Merit: 1385
March 25, 2015, 02:51:58 PM
The only way that my info at https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.10718395 doesn't prove the existence of God, is a future thing. When this universe is gone, it won't be remembered or brought to mind by anybody, not even God (although He could dredge it up if He really wanted). That's the only way my stuff won't be evidence that proves the existence of God.

We don't have to wait that long. We can just use some simple level 1 beginners logic and "your stuff" evaporates into non-proof.


The part about not having to wait that long is true. You will die within a short hundred years. The next thing you will see is Jesus calling you out of the grave (even if you are cremated). Then you will take your place in the afterlife, and my link https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.10718395 will have been proven true with finality... all in short order... probably less than your 100-year lifetime.

Smiley

legendary
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March 25, 2015, 02:47:31 PM
The only way that my info at https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.10718395 doesn't prove the existence of God, is a future thing. When this universe is gone, it won't be remembered or brought to mind by anybody, not even God (although He could dredge it up if He really wanted). That's the only way my stuff won't be evidence that proves the existence of God.

We don't have to wait that long. We can just use some simple level 1 foundation style beginners logic and "your stuff" evaporates into non-proof.
legendary
Activity: 3990
Merit: 1385
March 25, 2015, 02:32:08 PM
BADecker having a desperate swipe at the Quran now.
Give him enough rope, he'll hang himself. Cheesy

Extremely difficult if not impossible to find mistake in Quran. Why? Quran is perfection of mistakes. In other words, it is entire mistake. Quran, the perfect mistake. No mistakes in it. It all mistake.

Smiley
And he conveniently ignores that the Quran and the Bible are virtually identical up until the house of Abraham.
Actually that's because Jacob(1) and Whatsisface(2) the Muslim guy were half-brothers. Then the religion split. So not all of the Qu'ran is a lie, if you believe the Old Testament.

Isaac1^^     Ishmael2^^
lol thanks for the fix

Just helpin' out where I can. Some people volunteer at the library. Some at the old-age center. Most of us here in the Off-Topic section volunteer right here, but might never think of volunteering where it really counts.

Smiley
sr. member
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Squirtle squirt.
March 25, 2015, 02:20:14 PM
BADecker having a desperate swipe at the Quran now.
Give him enough rope, he'll hang himself. Cheesy

Extremely difficult if not impossible to find mistake in Quran. Why? Quran is perfection of mistakes. In other words, it is entire mistake. Quran, the perfect mistake. No mistakes in it. It all mistake.

Smiley
And he conveniently ignores that the Quran and the Bible are virtually identical up until the house of Abraham.
Actually that's because Jacob(1) and Whatsisface(2) the Muslim guy were half-brothers. Then the religion split. So not all of the Qu'ran is a lie, if you believe the Old Testament.

Isaac1^^     Ishmael2^^
lol thanks for the fix
legendary
Activity: 3990
Merit: 1385
March 25, 2015, 02:18:40 PM
BADecker having a desperate swipe at the Quran now.
Give him enough rope, he'll hang himself. Cheesy

Extremely difficult if not impossible to find mistake in Quran. Why? Quran is perfection of mistakes. In other words, it is entire mistake. Quran, the perfect mistake. No mistakes in it. It all mistake.

Smiley
And he conveniently ignores that the Quran and the Bible are virtually identical up until the house of Abraham.
Actually that's because Jacob(1) and Whatsisface(2) the Muslim guy were half-brothers. Then the religion split. So not all of the Qu'ran is a lie, if you believe the Old Testament.

Isaac1^^     Ishmael2^^
legendary
Activity: 3990
Merit: 1385
March 25, 2015, 02:14:42 PM
BADecker having a desperate swipe at the Quran now.
Give him enough rope, he'll hang himself. Cheesy

Extremely difficult if not impossible to find mistake in Quran. Why? Quran is perfection of mistakes. In other words, it is entire mistake. Quran, the perfect mistake. No mistakes in it. It all mistake.

Smiley

And he conveniently ignores that the Quran and the Bible are virtually identical up until the house of Abraham.

Just tryin' to get me to say something, eh? Why? After all, you know the Quran didn't even exist until more than 500 years after the Bible declared itself to be the all-time Word of God, up to and including the end of our universe in the lake of fire, and the beginning of the new universe that God is creating.

The only way that my info at https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.10718395 doesn't prove the existence of God, is a future thing. When this universe is gone, it won't be remembered or brought to mind by anybody, not even God (although He could dredge it up if He really wanted). That's the only way my stuff won't be evidence that proves the existence of God.

Smiley
sr. member
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Squirtle squirt.
March 25, 2015, 12:18:01 PM
BADecker having a desperate swipe at the Quran now.
Give him enough rope, he'll hang himself. Cheesy

Extremely difficult if not impossible to find mistake in Quran. Why? Quran is perfection of mistakes. In other words, it is entire mistake. Quran, the perfect mistake. No mistakes in it. It all mistake.

Smiley
And he conveniently ignores that the Quran and the Bible are virtually identical up until the house of Abraham.
Actually that's because Jacob and Whatsisface the Muslim guy were half-brothers. Then the religion split. So not all of the Qu'ran is a lie, if you believe the Old Testament.
legendary
Activity: 1834
Merit: 1020
March 25, 2015, 11:59:08 AM
BADecker having a desperate swipe at the Quran now.
Give him enough rope, he'll hang himself. Cheesy

Extremely difficult if not impossible to find mistake in Quran. Why? Quran is perfection of mistakes. In other words, it is entire mistake. Quran, the perfect mistake. No mistakes in it. It all mistake.

Smiley

And he conveniently ignores that the Quran and the Bible are virtually identical up until the house of Abraham.
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