Lol, I like the last bit, now there's something I was taught as a kid.. the electromagnetic continuation of radio waves.. kinda like curlian photography.. chop off hand, take photo, see the light.. if you ask me, it is christianity that is 2000 years old, maybe a few years older than the bible was actually written, but all other religions are far older.. christianity to me is nothing more than those granting powers to the auld royal families, giving them so called 'status' as ordained by a 'god' no-one actually cared about, for they were robbed anyway, one way or another. If god's religion was anywhere near as dutiful to him, they would take all that gold and use it to plant food for the hungry, not buy it from 'charitable' organisations wearing expensive tshirts with 'logos' on them..
God's religion is different than the Churches religion. Very often the Church doesn't express religion the way God wants. Much of the time the Church doesn't get the main points correct.
The first 5 books of the Bible were written around 1,500 B.C. The first two chapters of the Bible were probably written long before that, and may have been written by Adam, himself. While there is no proof of this (1,500 B.C.), it is strong Jewish tradition, tradition that has been handed down parents to children over the ages, that this is so.