Topic: Tell us a joke.... - page 25. (Read 35088 times)
Two guys are in a bar, arguing about who has the more superior ASIC setup. Just then the bartender comes up to them and tells them they'll have to leave. The first guy says "awe, c'mon, we weren't being that loud." The bartender says "I know, it's just that we can't serve miners in here."
tldr all the jokes.
I've got one.
A mushroom come into a bar.
The barman say :
"Hey ! we don't want your kind here !".
The mushroom reply :
"Oh come on ! I'm a fungi !"
I've got one.
A mushroom come into a bar.
The barman say :
"Hey ! we don't want your kind here !".
The mushroom reply :
"Oh come on ! I'm a fungi !"
theres a redhead person a blond person and a brunette person
they are being chased by thugs the redhead jumps into a box filled with dogs the brunette jumps into a box of cats and the blonde jumps into a box of potatoes
when the bad guys go past the boxes the redhead says bark bark the bruntte says meow and the blonde says potato potato
they are being chased by thugs the redhead jumps into a box filled with dogs the brunette jumps into a box of cats and the blonde jumps into a box of potatoes
when the bad guys go past the boxes the redhead says bark bark the bruntte says meow and the blonde says potato potato
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What do you call this thread?
A joke.
And a pretty shitty one
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A joke.
And a pretty shitty one
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A criminal robs a bank in the US.
USD is worthless twenty seconds after.
USD is worthless twenty seconds after.
i got another one (no offense at all)
Q. how do you know if a black person has been on your computer
A. it's gone
Q. how do you know if a black person has been on your computer
A. it's gone
nice one
here's another one
What has the little nigga gotten for his birthday?
Your bike
i got another one (no offense at all)
Q. how do you know if a black person has been on your computer
A. it's gone
Q. how do you know if a black person has been on your computer
A. it's gone
What do you say when your flat screen TV starts floating around in dark times of the night?
Drop it nigga!
Drop it nigga!
yeah i kinda thought it wouldn't be that funny but as far as i know it's original so im still proud of it i guess
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yeah i wasn't quite sure how it was spelled i never watched the show actually
Well he kinda says ayeee and obviously that sounds like the letter a, but I think you should tell better jokes regardless
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yeah i wasn't quite sure how it was spelled i never watched the show actually
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Q. what was Fonzies (from happy days) first letter to learn
A. ehhhhhhhhhhhhh (get it a)
A. ehhhhhhhhhhhhh (get it a)
Probably would work better as aye or something
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Coach Bill Self had a press conference the other day, proudly he exclaimed that he would only be dressing 3 of the starters for the next big basketball game. Stunned looks and silence followed from all of the reporters who were clearly in shock over the news. Yep, said Self, the others will all be dressing themselves.
Q. what was Fonzies (from happy days) first letter to learn
A. ehhhhhhhhhhhhh (get it a)
A. ehhhhhhhhhhhhh (get it a)
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what kind of joke do you want to hear
Paedophilic ones
.What do you do when you've licked the smoothest pussy in the world? You put her back in the baby stroller!
(Note to the Swedish Police: No, I'm not a pedophile.)
It's too late now. You're already on their watchlist.
what kind of joke do you want to hear
Paedophilic ones
.What do you do when you've licked the smoothest pussy in the world? You put her back in the baby stroller!
(Note to the Swedish Police: No, I'm not a pedophile.)
yeah me either its all in good fun
that's cool 
I never understood people which get offended by this
I never understood people which get offended by this
yeah i agree lol but i still like to be polite
one day litttle johnny came running into the house and asked his mom can little girls get pregnant and she said of course not why? little johnny says oh no reason then little johnny goes back out side and yells its ok we can play that game again
sorry if anyone finds this joke innapropriate
sorry if anyone finds this joke innapropriate
nah
it's funny
the innapropriate ones are the most funny ones
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